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Tag: injury

  • A fawn-coloured French Bulldog drinks from a stream.

    Geohashing expedition 2026-09-13 51 -1

    A successful geohashing expedition to a swampy area near Woodstock, despite an incident during which I was attacked by a wasp whom I'd attempted to squash using my genitals. (Yes, really.)

    Read more - about 4 minutes (820 words)

    • Checkin
    • to 2026-09-13 51 -1
    • 2 comments
    • posted 13 September, 2026
  • Dan stares into the camera, pointing to himself with the first finger of his left hand, which is pouring blood from a deep laceration.

    Cleaved

    What's got nine working fingers and shouldn't be allowed to own a meat cleaver? This guy! ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    Read more (173 words)

    • Article
    • posted 16 February, 2025
  • Even when you're not remotely ready to think about Christmas yet and yet it keeps getting closer every second.

    Even when the house is an absolute shambles and trying to rectify that is one step forward/one step sideways/three steps back/now put your hands on your hips and wait, what was I supposed to be tidying again?

    Even when the electricity keeps yo-yoing every few minutes as the country continues to be battered by a storm.

    Even when you spent most of the evening in the hospital with your injured child and then most of the night habitually getting up just to reassure yourself he's still breathing (he's fine, by the way!).

    Even then, there's still the comfort of a bacon sarnie for breakfast. ๐Ÿ˜‹

    Full image of Brioche bun loaded with thick cut bacon rashers, plated, on a wooden surface.
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    Brioche bun loaded with thick cut bacon rashers, plated, on a wooden surface.

    • Note
    • posted 8 December, 2024
  • In good news, my injured arm is not broken and should recover within a couple of weeks.

    Full image of Dan, wearing a sling, stands near the reception of a Minor Injuries Unit.
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    Dan, wearing a sling, stands near the reception of a Minor Injuries Unit.

    In amusing news, the doctor who treated me recognised me from (tales of) my electric shock admission earlier in the year, even though she never treated me on that ocassion.

    • Note
    • posted 30 November, 2024
  • I'm leaving Ireland a day late, from the wrong airport, and with one fewer functioning arm than I anticipated. It's been quite the ride. I'll be glad to get home.

    Full image of Dan sits in an airport bar drinking a beer held in his right hand. His left arm is in a sling.
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    Dan sits in an airport bar drinking a beer held in his right hand. His left arm is in a sling.

    (for those that are concerned: I've damaged my shoulder, possibly while slipping down a hill in search of a geocache or geohashpoint; so, y'know, the usual reason I get injured... but I've got some physio instructions I'm supposed to follow, and I'll be okay)

    • Note
    • posted 28 November, 2024
  • Dan, up a tree, holds a geocache secured high up the trunk.

    Found GC4PYCF Thames Path - Floodproof

    This checkin to GC4PYCF Thames Path - Floodproof reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Excellent cache, which I was pleased to observe has the largest conceivable container possible for its hiding place: nice one! I love a good treetop cache!

    Once I'd free the right tree, getting up was relatively easy: โ€ฆ

    Read more (175 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC4PYCF
    • 3 comments
    • posted 25 August, 2024
  • ECG printout showing a report of "Abnormal ECG: sinus arrhythmia".

    Zap

    This week, a live-to-earth fault on the grid resulted in me getting zapped with mains electricity. Unfortunately, it didn't give me superpowers, just a mildly-interesting anecdote and a partially-shaved chest.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1197 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 14 March, 2024
  • Image representing post: Note #17103

    Chafed nipples. But we only have Frozen II themed plasters in the house. So now I'm wearing an Elsa & Anna pasties. How did my life come to this?

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    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 13 May, 2020
  • Image representing post: Reply to: Indelible

    Reply to: Indelible

    Dan's friend Bryn gets a tattoo, and Dan shares his thoughts.

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    • Reply
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 October, 2019
  • Blood on a pillow

    Woke up this morning bleeding from the neck. Surprise #vampire attack?

    Read more - about 1 minutes (11 words)

    • Note
    • posted 19 February, 2019
  • Bus/cycle lane heading South on Banbury Road.

    Wear Your Cycle Helmet

    Today, Dan was involved in a collision between his bike and a car, and sustained minor injuries. But if it wasn't for his cycle helmet, it could have been a lot worse.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (772 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 14 August, 2013
  • Ruth's pregnancy test, showing "pregnant".

    Hello 2013: Goodbye 2012

    In a belated blog post, Dan looks back on 2012, and describes it as one of the hardest years of his life.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2028 words)

    • Article
    • 12 comments
    • posted 26 February, 2013
  • A Google+ Hangout with my family and I.

    Living In The Future

    Google+ Hangouts makes multi-user video conferencing so easy that even Dan's mother can do it. It's like living in the future.

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    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 9 July, 2012
  • Idiocy Repeats Itself

    Dan rushes down three flights of stairs to the meeting room where there's free food left over, slips on the stairs, and... hang on: haven't we seen this blog post before, back in 2009?

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    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 27 May, 2011
  • Content Freeze

    After a significant blow to the head, Dan loses the ability to write to his long-term memory for several hours. Hilarity ensues.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (898 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 25 May, 2011

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