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Kind: Comics

One or more illustrated panels in comic-book format.

  • Comic showing two croissants. The first is labelled 'almond croissant'. The second is wrapped in spiked metal with eye holes and a grate reminiscent of a medieval helmet and is labelled 'armoured croissant'. The joke is that the two words are near-homophones in some dialects.

    Two Croissants

    I woke up with this in my head and had to draw it.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (13 words)

    • Comic
    • posted 12 May, 2026
  • Comic, three panes. First pane shows derelict supermakets, caption: Scattered about, the putrefactive disease of the coronavirus lay slain. Second pane shows people celebrating, caption: Slain, after all men's devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, had created. Third frame shows the celebrating people in the shadow of a tripod war machine from War of the Worlds, caption: Martian fighting machines.

    Death Leaping from Man to Man

    Dan draws a topical comic.

    Read more (34 words)

    • Comic
    • posted 25 March, 2020
  • Dan & Alex 74: Alex asks Dan what happened to his beard, which now appears to be missing.

    Dan & Alex 74



    See also: It's True: I've Got Baldness-Of-The-Chin.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (7 words)

    • Comic
    • 2 comments
    • posted 4 August, 2006
  • Dan & Alex 73: Alex thanks Dan for the helpful antivirus software, because it's suggested to him that Alex's Nigerian pen-pal might like to take him "fishing". He queries the unusual spelling, though.

    Dan & Alex 73

    AltDan & Alex 73: Alex thanks Dan for the helpful antivirus software, because it's suggested to him that Alex's Nigerian pen-pal might like to take him "fishing". He queries the unusual spelling, though.

    Read more - about 0 minutes (0 words)

    • Comic
    • 4 comments
    • posted 5 March, 2006
  • Dan & Alex 72: Alex installs antivirus software. Dan warns him that it won't protect him from idiocy. As soon as Dan's out of sight, Alex starts downloading free screensavers.

    Dan & Alex 72

    AltDan & Alex 72: Alex installs antivirus software. Dan warns him that it won't protect him from idiocy. As soon as Dan's out of sight, Alex starts downloading free screensavers.

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    • Comic
    • posted 4 March, 2006
  • Dan & Alex 71: Simon demands to know how a virus got on his computer. Alex claims not to even know what a virus is. Dan says that's a great defence, but Alex plays coy: perhaps he genuinely doesn't know?

    Dan & Alex 71

    AltDan & Alex 71: Simon demands to know how a virus got on his computer. Alex claims not to even know what a virus is. Dan says that's a great defence, but Alex plays coy: perhaps he genuinely doesn't know?

    Read more - about 0 minutes (0 words)

    • Comic
    • 2 comments
    • posted 3 March, 2006

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