![103: Early Hints ("I'm not sure this can last forever.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-103.jpg)
![300: Multiple Choices ("There are so many ways I can do better than you.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-300.jpg)
![303: See Other ("You should date other people.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-303.jpg)
![304: Not Modified ("With you, I feel like I'm stagnating.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-304.jpg)
![402: Payment Required ("I am a prostitute.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-402.jpg)
![403: Forbidden ("You don't get this any more.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-403.jpg)
![406: Not Acceptable ("I could never introduce you to my parents.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-406.jpg)
![408: Request Timeout ("You keep saying you'll propose but you never do.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-408.jpg)
![409: Conflict ("We hate each other.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-409.jpg)
![410: Gone (ghosted)](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-410.jpg)
![411: Length Required ("Your penis is too small.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-411.jpg)
![413: Payload Too Large ("Your penis is too big.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-413.jpg)
![416: Range Not Satisfied ("Our sex life is boring and repretitive.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-416.jpg)
![425: Too Early ("Your premature ejaculation is a problem.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-425.jpg)
![428: Precondition Failed ("You're still sleeping with your ex-!?")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-428.jpg)
![429: Too Many Requests ("You're so demanding!")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-429.jpg)
![451: Unavailable for Legal Reasons ("I'm married to somebody else.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-451.jpg)
![502: Bad Gateway ("Your pussy is awful.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-502.jpg)
![508: Loop Detected ("We just keep fighting.")](/_q23u/2022/11/breakup-508.jpg)
With thanks to Ruth for the conversation that inspired these pictures, and apologies to the rest of the Internet for creating them.
Dan Q
With thanks to Ruth for the conversation that inspired these pictures, and apologies to the rest of the Internet for creating them.
Nice! Reminds me of http.cat
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Nice! Reminds me of https://t.co/56fvY8Qyan
No 404 not found? That seems like a common complaint.