Breakups as HTTP Response Codes

103: Early Hints ("I'm not sure this can last forever.") — 103: Early Hints (“I’m not sure this can last forever.”)

300: Multiple Choices ("There are so many ways I can do better than you.") — 300: Multiple Choices (“There are so many ways I can do better than you.”)

303: See Other ("You should date other people.") — 303: See Other (“You should date other people.”)

304: Not Modified ("With you, I feel like I'm stagnating.") — 304: Not Modified (“With you, I feel like I’m stagnating.”)

402: Payment Required ("I am a prostitute.") — 402: Payment Required (“I am a prostitute.”)

403: Forbidden ("You don't get this any more.") — 403: Forbidden (“You don’t get this any more.”)

406: Not Acceptable ("I could never introduce you to my parents.") — 406: Not Acceptable (“I could never introduce you to my parents.”)

408: Request Timeout ("You keep saying you'll propose but you never do.") — 408: Request Timeout (“You keep saying you’ll propose but you never do.”)

409: Conflict ("We hate each other.") — 409: Conflict (“We hate each other.”)

410: Gone (ghosted)

411: Length Required ("Your penis is too small.") — 411: Length Required (“Your penis is too small.”)

413: Payload Too Large ("Your penis is too big.") — 413: Payload Too Large (“Your penis is too big.”)

416: Range Not Satisfied ("Our sex life is boring and repretitive.") — 416: Range Not Satisfied (“Our sex life is boring and repretitive.”)

425: Too Early ("Your premature ejaculation is a problem.") — 425: Too Early (“Your premature ejaculation is a problem.”)

428: Precondition Failed ("You're still sleeping with your ex-!?") — 428: Precondition Failed (“You’re still sleeping with your ex-!?”)

429: Too Many Requests ("You're so demanding!") — 429: Too Many Requests (“You’re so demanding!”)

451: Unavailable for Legal Reasons ("I'm married to somebody else.") — 451: Unavailable for Legal Reasons (“I’m married to somebody else.”)

502: Bad Gateway ("Your pussy is awful.") — 502: Bad Gateway (“Your pussy is awful.”)

508: Loop Detected ("We just keep fighting.") — 508: Loop Detected (“We just keep fighting.”)

With thanks to Ruth for the conversation that inspired these pictures, and apologies to the rest of the Internet for creating them.

3 comments

Gepflegte Langeweile says:

Nice! Reminds me of https://t.co/56fvY8Qyan

22 November, 2022, 21:16
Gepflegte Langeweile says:

Nice! Reminds me of http.cat

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22 November, 2022, 21:16
Spencer says:

No 404 not found? That seems like a common complaint.

26 November, 2022, 12:50

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