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  • Screenshot of a gov.uk web page, showing the error "You cannot add this vehicle to your account. DVLA cannot match your details to the registered keeper details on the V5C (logbook) for the vehicle DQ26 ABC"

    It took 13 years to notice my invalid vehicle registration certificate!

    Thirteen years ago, it seems, a DVLA form processor decided that my name must have been a company name, and incorrectly registered my car's keeper as being a non-existent company imagined to share my name. And I only just found out.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1082 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 2 September, 2026
  • Carl Person, an older white man with receding grey-white hair, wearing a smart three-piece suit, leans against a planter in an marbled ornamental garden.

    Wikipedia @ 25: Carl Person

    As I continue my 25-consecutive-days-of-Wikipedia, today's random article of the day was Carl Person, a lawyer with an interesting history.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (792 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • posted 27 May, 2026
  • Image representing post: Actually, Yes! (that IS what my birth certificate says)

    Actually, Yes! (that IS what my birth certificate says)

    There's a certain kind of person who, upon hearing my unusual name, immediately asks whether that's what's on my birth certificate (with an underlying implication that it's not my 'real' name, whatever that means, if it isn't). Well: as of this week, thanks to a quirk in Scottish law, the name I've used every day for almost two decades DOES appear my birth certificate. Fuck the haters.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (522 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 4 comments
    • posted 18 December, 2025
  • Can it perhaps be time that we stop saying "ethical non-monogamy"?

    Nobody feels the need to say "ethical monogamy"; monogamous folks are given the benefit of the doubt and assumed to be practicing a relationship ethically.

    I feel like polyamory, open relationships, relationship anarchy and other forms of non-monogamy are now sufficiently accessible to popular culture that we can drop the word "ethical" and still be understood. (Ideally we do so before it starts to look like virtue-labelling.)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 November, 2025
  • This form dynamically changes the labels for the Surname and Forename field based on the value of the Gender field. Wut?

    Because a Male Surname is totally distinct and nothing like a Female Surname, I guess?!?

    Full image of A form asking for Surname, Forename and Gender (with options Male, Female, and Both) changes its labels to e.g. Male Surname/Male Forename or Female Surname/Female Forename when the Gender option is changed.
    Alt

    A form asking for Surname, Forename and Gender (with options Male, Female, and Both) changes its labels to e.g. Male Surname/Male Forename or Female Surname/Female Forename when the Gender option is changed.

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 November, 2025
  • Sometimes people connect my unusual name to popular culture. They say things like "Oh, Q like James Bond?" or "Oh, Q like Star Trek?".

    I think their choice of franchise tells me more about them than they learn from my answer, which is usually "No, Q like the set of rational numbers."

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 28 September, 2025
  • Sign on the fence of a school playground reading, in block capitals: "Polling station for Dan Q's imaginary friends only".

    Council Disenfranchisement

    West Oxfordshire District Council seem to want to disenfranchise me by requiring that I bring photo ID to a polling station with a different name on it than the photo ID that they themselves issued.

    Read more (465 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 13 April, 2024
  • Daniel in the Lions' Den, c. 1615 by Pieter Paul Rubens

    [Bloganuary] What's in a name?

    My name is Dan. But it wasn't always. For today's Bloganuary, let's look at the history, significance, and meaning of my name (and how I've changed it over the years!).

    Read more - about 3 minutes (677 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 January, 2024
  • Letter from British Gas opening with "Hello Mr Q (it Is Only Q)".

    It Is Only Q

    The programmers at British Gas are among the many who don't believe that a surname can be only a single character, and their customer service agents have clearly worked around their validations (or just left a note for themselves in the problematic field!)... leading to hilarious postal mail.

    Read more (215 words)

    • Note
    • 61 comments
    • posted 18 December, 2023
  • Image representing post: I'd Like to Change my Mother's Maiden Name

    I'd Like to Change my Mother's Maiden Name

    LastPass users are having to cycle their passwords in the light of a recent security incident. That might well include their "security question" answers, which necessarily leads to some amusing conversations.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (581 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 5 January, 2023
  • Relationship to proposer question with 'spouse' option but not 'living with partner'.

    Confused.com Confuses Me

    Confused.com's user interface makes Dan cry when he tries to comparison-shop car insurance. Here's why.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1431 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 15 January, 2021
  • A man signs a document.

    Santander to Accept Homemade Deeds Poll

    Santander are one of two banks who've been a thorn in Dan's side since he started helping people to change their name by deed poll. But no longer, perhaps.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (617 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 18 July, 2020
  • Q from James Bond.

    Just One Q

    With the recent announcement that his friend Jimmy and his ex- Claire are engaged, Dan realises that he might somebody become the only person in the world with his surname.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (659 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 28 June, 2013
  • Image representing post: On This Day In 2011

    On This Day In 2011

    As part of the On This Day series, Dan looks back over the last year that he's been running FreeDeedPoll.org.uk, a service that makes it easy and painless for British citizens to change their name (and have that name legally-recognised)

    Read more - about 3 minutes (646 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 February, 2012
  • Image representing post: Hello, Facebook; Goodbye, Facebook

    Hello, Facebook; Goodbye, Facebook

    Inspired mostly by his experiences with Facebook over the last few weeks, Dan decides that it's time to hang up his Wall and quit. Goodbye, Facebook. There's also instructions in this post about how to keep in touch with him, if you've forgotten how to do that outside of repeatedly clicking "Poke" on his page.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1836 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 18 December, 2011

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