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Tag: food

  • This morning's actual breakfast order from the 7-year-old: "A sesame seed bagel with honey, unless there aren't any sesame seed bagels, in which case a plain bagel with honey on one half and jam on the other half, unless there aren't any plain bagels, in which case a cinnamon and raisin bagel with JimJams on one half and Biscoff on the other half."

    Full image of Dan, looking confused, next to a cinnamon and raisin bagel with JimJams on one half and Biscoff on the other half (and their respective jars).
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    Dan, looking confused, next to a cinnamon and raisin bagel with JimJams on one half and Biscoff on the other half (and their respective jars).

    Some day, this boy will make a great LISP programmer. ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 3 October, 2024
  • Why don't I like pickled onion crisps?

    I like pickled onions. And I imagine that the flavourings used in pickled onion crisps are basically the onion flavouring from cheese & onion and the vinegar flavouring from salt & vinegar, both of which are varieties I like.

    • Note
    • posted 10 September, 2024
  • Found GC2GR3Z The Brass Bands of MK - Secklow Brass

    This checkin to GC2GR3Z The Brass Bands of MK - Secklow Brass reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. I've been working in Milton Keynes the tail end of this week while my kids attend a ski camp at the X-scape centre. While eating my lunch today I came out for โ€ฆ

    Read more (112 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC2GR3Z
    • posted 29 August, 2024
  • An empty Costa sandwich packet.

    I might've stolen something from Costa. It was an accident, I swear!

    Read more - about 0 minutes (0 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 30 July, 2024
  • Three different sandwiches float in a featureless white void.

    Reversing Sandwiches

    Userscripts are awesome, and you should be using them. Let me rotate some sandwiches for you to demonstrate their versatility!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (522 words)

    • Article
    • posted 5 April, 2024
  • A circle of pizza dough on a worktop, a rolling pin atop it.

    [Bloganuary] Pizza

    Would I like a snack? I certainly would. Can it be pizza, please?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (820 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 January, 2024
  • Thich white sandwich on a blue-and-white china plate, with the distinctive shape of an organge-coloured Monster Munch crisp poking out.

    Monster Munch Sandwich

    Experimenting with some unusual combinations in anticipation of International Crisp Sandwich Day. Today's is Roast Beef Monster Munch on Farmhouse White.

    Read more (36 words)

    • Note
    • posted 5 October, 2023
  • Frame from a video showing TomSka's hand pushing a hot dog sausage into a bun, on top of fried onions and sauces. The picture is captioned "July 6th".

    Bottomings

    TomSka says sauce and toppings should go under hot dogs. After my initial reaction of shock and horror, I think he might actually be on to something.

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    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 9 August, 2023
  • A pair of tattie scone quesadillas sizzling in a pan.

    Scottish-Mexican Fusion Cookery

    Haggis tacos? Tattie scone quesadillas? Bean chilli stovies? I'm convinced there's mileage in Scottish-Mexican fusion cuisine, and I want to persuade you too.

    Read more (266 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 February, 2023
  • Two bowls of porridge with sultanas, each topped with a jumbo marshmallow (one pink, one white) being toasted by a blowtorch (mostly off-camera).

    Kids: We want porridge for breakfast.
    Me: How do you want it?
    Kids: Surprise us.
    Presenting... oatmeal, honey and sultanas with a toasted marshmallow.

    Read more (24 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 October, 2022
  • Image representing post: Say... "Cheese?"

    Say... "Cheese?"

    Dan films himself trying five vegan cheese substitutes for your... let's say "enjoyment".

    Read more - about 4 minutes (775 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 23 March, 2022
  • Pizza in an oven, fire raging behind and jumping onto the floor of the oven.

    Further Lessons in Wood-Fired Pizza

    Dan makes another attempt at cooking pizza in his wood-fired oven. It turns out better than last time, and he learns a lot.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (748 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 25 January, 2021
  • Pizza on fire in oven.

    How Not to use A Pizza Oven

    Dan gets a wood-fired oven for his birthday and immediately uses it to destroy several pieces of cookware. Made tasty pizza, though!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (487 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 8 January, 2021
  • Lucky Devil Eats

    Lucky Devil Eats

    Strip clubs in the US can't run during the lockdown, and aren't eligible for financial support. But one strip club found a clever workaround.

    Read more (103 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 18 May, 2020
  • Chlorination Chicken

    Jeremy Keith makes a sad joke about Brexit.

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    • Repost
    • posted 4 February, 2020

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