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Tag: automattic

  • Back at work after a three-month break, and it turns out the first thing that I'd missed is my team's quirky morning ritual.

    Full image of Slack screenshot of Dan saying, at 08:57am: 'You know how many people pika-waved at me on a morning while I was on sabbatical? None. None at all. I missed you guys.' The quote is bookended by an animated GIF of Pikachu waving and another of Pikachu dancing around a heart. Five people have reacted with a mixture of Pikachu dances and waves.
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    Slack screenshot of Dan saying, at 08:57am: 'You know how many people pika-waved at me on a morning while I was on sabbatical? None. None at all. I missed you guys.' The quote is bookended by an animated GIF of Pikachu waving and another of Pikachu dancing around a heart. Five people have reacted with a mixture of Pikachu dances and waves.

    • Note
    • posted 29 January, 2025
  • Dan, wearing a purple t-shirt, looks at the camera while pointing at the centre of three computer screens which share a cluttered desk, each of which shows a stylised image version of the Automattic Creed.

    Sabbatical Lesson #1: Boundaries

    My three-month work sabbatical has taught me a lot, perhaps too much to digest in a single blog post, so here's the first lesson: especially in a life-friendly distributed workplace, it's important to set boundaries to make your work/life-balance function properly.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (676 words)

    • Article
    • posted 21 January, 2025
  • Dan mimes "head exploding".

    Sabbatical Magic

    Two weeks into my extended break from work and on my way home from Spain, I've discovered something magical about a sabbatical: it frees me from my compulsion to think about next week's work, at the weekend.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (935 words)

    • Article
    • posted 3 November, 2024
  • โœ… Inbox Zero
    โœ… Slack Notification Zero
    โœ… Assigned PR Reviews Zero
    โœ… Owned PRs... one, but it's approved and just waiting for the right moment to merge

    That's got the be the first time in... literally years... that I've ended a workday so "clean". Feels amazing.

    There'll be a mess again tomorrow, but hopefully only of a manageable size because I'm particularly clean to finish this week at "Work Zero".

    • Note
    • posted 17 October, 2024
  • Calm after the storm

    Rosie, who like me never even considered taking Automattic's alignment offer, writes about her experience of this week's meetup.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 12 October, 2024
  • Dan lies in a hammock under a warm sun, smiling.

    Meetup Magic

    As I come to the end of a week in Mexico with ~400 of my the smartest, friendliest, open-source-loving geeks I could wish to know, I come to realise that Automattic's meetups are just... magical.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1273 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 October, 2024
  • Goodbye, Tulum! You were delightful, if very hot. It's time for me to head back to the UK.

    Full image of Dan, wearing a rainbow bandana, with an ornate ice cream cornet in a Mexican city.
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    Dan, wearing a rainbow bandana, with an ornate ice cream cornet in a Mexican city.

    • Note
    • posted 10 October, 2024
  • Video framegrab of sheet lightning illuminating almost the entire night sky above silhouettes of palm trees and dunes.

    Hurricane Milton

    From safely outside of its predicted path, just around the Yucatan coast, Hurricane Milton seems like a forboding and distant monster. A growing threat whose path will thankfully take it away, not towards, me. My heart goes out to the people on the other side of the Gulf of Mexico who find themselves along the route of this awakened beast.

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    • Note
    • posted 8 October, 2024
  • It's a bit hard to perform close-up magic to an audience 40 metres deep, so I pre-recorded my favourite card trick! Then I talked over it, explaining to colleagues from my division why it's my favourite bit of slight-of-hand, and what great magic tricks have in common with great code.

    Full image of Dan, standing on a stage, holding up five fingers while a video screen behind him shows a close-up of his hands displaying five playing cards.
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    Dan, standing on a stage, holding up five fingers while a video screen behind him shows a close-up of his hands displaying five playing cards.

    I feel like I'm likely to have to perform a lot more illusions at the bar later today!

    • Note
    • posted 7 October, 2024
  • It's 05:30 local time on the third day of my work meetup in Tulum, on the Caribbean Coast of Mexico, and I was just woken by incredibly heavy rain. I got up and stepped out until it, and was surprised to discover that it's almost as warm as the shower in my bathroom. In the distance, beyond the palm trees and over the hill, the booms of thunder are getting closer. Beautiful weather for a beautiful place.

    Full image of Tropical vegetation under stormy skies. Long exposure in pre-sunrise light.
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    Tropical vegetation under stormy skies. Long exposure in pre-sunrise light.

    • Note
    • posted 7 October, 2024
  • Something I've long enjoyed about Automattic gatherings is the opportunity to meet some the most diverse characters you'll ever find in one place.

    But today was the first time I've ever been at a beachside disco that was attended by a foraging racoon.

    Full image of A slender long-tailed racoon stands on wooden decking in front of lush tropical vegetation.
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    A slender long-tailed racoon stands on wooden decking in front of lush tropical vegetation.

    • Note
    • posted 7 October, 2024
  • Max props to my employer for providing pronoun pins not just in a diversity of options but also offering blank ones for people not represented by any of the pre-printed options.

    Full image of Boxes of pin badges representing various pronouns, plus blank ones and a sharpie.
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    Boxes of pin badges representing various pronouns, plus blank ones and a sharpie.

    • Note
    • posted 6 October, 2024
  • Well this is a sight to wake up to. ๐Ÿ˜

    Full image of Sun rising over the sea as seen from a tropical beach.
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    Sun rising over the sea as seen from a tropical beach.

    • Note
    • posted 6 October, 2024
  • It took almost twenty hours of travelling but I made it to Mexico!

    Full image of Dan, looking tired, in a hotel room.
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    Dan, looking tired, in a hotel room.

    • Note
    • posted 6 October, 2024
  • Think I blew Ruth's mind this morning when I set off for a week in Mexico with only a medium-sized, underseat-suitable backpack.

    Full image of Selfie of Dan in a tunnel walkway wearing a backpack.
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    Selfie of Dan in a tunnel walkway wearing a backpack.

    But since working for Automattic five years ago I've totally been bitten by the travelling-light bug. Highly recommended!

    • Note
    • posted 5 October, 2024

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