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Tag: automattic

  • Automattic Minus Matt

    There's a lot of tech press this morning about the involuntary ousting of my former boss Matt Mullenweg from his CEO position at Automattic. Ernie Smith from Tedium's article is my favourite. Here's my take on why this is good for Automattic (and everybody else!), and why this should be seen not as a power grab... but as an intervention!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (734 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 10 September, 2026
  • Graph showing my salary history: the same data as is in the table above.

    My Salary History

    Inspired by Jeremy Keith doing the same, I've made the salary history of my career transparent.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (479 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 15 April, 2026
  • Sometimes LinkedIn's approach to anonymising who looks you up isn't very effective.

    Full image of 'Anonymised' LinkedIn notification advising that 1 hour ago, 'Founder at WordPress viewed your profile'.
    Alt

    'Anonymised' LinkedIn notification advising that 1 hour ago, 'Founder at WordPress viewed your profile'.

    I wonder who that could be? ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Note
    • posted 1 July, 2025
  • Venn-Euler diagram with circles representing Romantic Breakups and Open-Source Tech Layoffs (the former overlaid with a broken heart icon, the latter with a background reminiscient of the Automattic logo). The items unique to each are 'paired': Who keeps the dog? / Who keeps the laptop?; Half your friends take "their side" / Half your friends still work for them; Slim chance of make-up sex / Slim chance of meaningful reference; Find out in person (unless they're a monster) / Find out by email (with 10 minutes notice); Comes with a brutal list of your flaws / Comes with no useful feedback whatsoever; "I'm happier on my own anyway!" / "Oh fuck, how am I going to pay the bills?"; Bags in the hallway / Bags under your eyes. The intersection of both circles includes: Trash talk; Risk of rebound; "How did I not see this coming?"; Sadness when you wake up without them; Still feel responsible for the things you produced; Emotionally gruelling.

    Breakups vs Layoffs

    I've had a few breakups, but I've only been made redundant once. There's a surprising overlap between the two! Here, let's put a Venn-Euler diagram together...

    Read more (112 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 22 April, 2025
  • Slack message from Mark Davies, reading: Great message for all of Automattic, not just engineering. Get aligned, get productive, deliver or move on. It would be good to draft a comprehensive note like the above that is tailored for all employees. I suspect it will be well received and adopted immediately. However, we'd need to actually create the mantra/details/commitments from us as leaders. / Mr. @grierson let me know I sent the above note to the entire company. Somehow, I thought it was the ELT channel. But still relevant and something we should create and act on. For clarity, something the ELT should create and communicate.

    The call is coming from inside the house

    Kellie Peterson, in response to Automattic's mass layoffs and the drama that's followed, lays into Matt Mullenweg and others in company leadership.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (537 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 15 April, 2025
  • "I know that losing your job was hard," my 8-year-old said to me this evening, "So you can borrow this." He handed me his newest soft toy.

    "It'll help you feel better when you're sad. Keep him for the week."

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Full image of 'Squishmallow' soft toy in the shape of a fat snake with a starry belly, sitting on a grey pillow.
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    'Squishmallow' soft toy in the shape of a fat snake with a starry belly, sitting on a grey pillow.

    • Note
    • 12 comments
    • posted 8 April, 2025
  • I'm in an extremely rural area and I needed a phone call with my lawyer about my recent redundancy. Phone signal was very bad, so I resolved to climb a nearby hill and call him back.

    "I'm at a crossroads," I said, when I finally found enough bars to have a conversation with him.

    "In your life?" he asked.

    "I guess," I replied, "But also, y'know, literally."

    Full image of Pre-Worboys Committee British junction signpost in black and white, photographed against a bright blue sky. The signs point to Rosgill in one direction, Shap and Kendal in a second, and Bampton and Haweswater in a third.
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    Pre-Worboys Committee British junction signpost in black and white, photographed against a bright blue sky. The signs point to Rosgill in one direction, Shap and Kendal in a second, and Bampton and Haweswater in a third.

    • Note
    • posted 7 April, 2025
  • I'm off for a week of full-time volunteering with Three Rings at 3Camp, our annual volunteer hack week: bringing together our distributed team for some intensive in-person time, working to make life better for charities around the world.

    And if there's one good thing to come out of me being suddenly and unexpectedly laid-off two days ago, it's that I've got a shiny new laptop to do my voluntary work on (Automattic have said that I can keep it).

    Full image of Black Macbook Pro whose screen shows a locally-hosted copy of the Three Rings web application, overlaid with a terminal running lazygit.
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    Black Macbook Pro whose screen shows a locally-hosted copy of the Three Rings web application, overlaid with a terminal running lazygit.

    • Note
    • posted 4 April, 2025
  • Apparently Automattic are laying off around one in six of their workforce. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

    Anybody remote hiring for a UK-based full-stack web developer (in a world that doesn't seem to believe that full-stack developers exist anymore) with 25+ years professional experience, specialising in PHP, Ruby, JS, HTML, CSS, devops, and about 50% of CMSes you've ever heard of (and probably some you haven't)... with a flair for security, accessibility, standards-compliance, performance, and DexEx?

    CV at: https://danq.me/cv

    • Note
    • 23 comments
    • posted 2 April, 2025
  • With visa complications and travel challenges, this is the very first time that my team - whom I've been working with for the last year - have ever all been in the same country, all at the same time.

    You can do a lot in a distributed work environment. But sometimes you just have to come together... in celebration of your achievements, in anticipation of what you'll do next, and in aid of doing those kinds of work that really benefit from a close, communal, same-timezone environment.

    Full image of A group of men sit on chairs, a sofa, and the edge of a desk in a comfortable large office space.
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    A group of men sit on chairs, a sofa, and the edge of a desk in a comfortable large office space.

    • Note
    • posted 25 March, 2025
  • Hanging with my team at our meetup in Istanbul, this lunchtime I needed to do some accessibility testing...

    ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ

    (with apologies to anybody who doesn't know that in user interface design, a "kebab menu" is one of those menu icons with a vertical line of three dots: a vertical ellipsis)

    • Note
    • posted 25 March, 2025
  • "Dan Q" and today's date written on a small piece of paper, alongside a pen, which points to a bivalve fossil in a limestone floor.

    Found GCB3FAQ The Grand Bazaar fossils

    This checkin to GCB3FAQ The Grand Bazaar fossils reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. I'm visiting Istanbul to meet with colleagues, but we took some time off from our meetings and work this afternoon to come and get lost in the Grand Bazaar. While browsing the amazing diversity of stalls โ€ฆ

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    • Checkin
    • to GCB3FAQ
    • posted 24 March, 2025
  • A French Bulldog looks-on guiltily at a hand holding the remains of a pair of slippers that have been thoroughly shredded.

    Work Slippers

    Last month, the dog ate my slippers, and in the week it took me to replace them my work productivity took a dip. Coincidence? Nope! They were my 'work slippers', and it turns out I needed them!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (683 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • posted 14 March, 2025
  • Using WordPress internally at Automattic as a productivity tool is great... until you have to call in sick three days in a row and Jetpack treats your "streak" as an "achievement"! ๐Ÿ˜…

    Full image of Two 'Jetpack' notifications on an Android phone, both at 08:07. The first reads: 'Dan Q posted on Marketplace Engineering: AFK for itsdang -26Feb25'. The second reads: 'New achievement: You're on a 3-day streak on Marketplace Engineering!'
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    Two 'Jetpack' notifications on an Android phone, both at 08:07. The first reads: 'Dan Q posted on Marketplace Engineering: AFK for itsdang -26Feb25'. The second reads: 'New achievement: You're on a 3-day streak on Marketplace Engineering!'

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 February, 2025
  • Framegrab from video showing a Nespresso machine making coffee, with the subtitle 'six shots of this caffeinated brown tea'.

    Get Ready with Me: Techfluencer Edition

    WordPress.com's YouTube channel just shared an influencer 'get ready with me'-style video but featuring a techfluencer. It's... weird? But funny?

    Read more (152 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 19 February, 2025

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