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Tag: automattic

  • Histogram estimating the number of departures by division, which each Automattician shown as a silhouette and Dan (in Woo division) highlighted.

    We'll Pay You to Go (so we're confident in who stays...)

    This week, Automattic made a very generous offer to employees who didn't feel aligned with the company and its leader: to pay them to leave. 8.4% of the company took it, and it's been a heartbreaking time, but we'll build back stronger, I'm sure.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (872 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 4 October, 2024
  • What the heck is going on with WordPress?

    My colleague Paolo Belcastro invites you to play a little game: one of these phrases that begins "wp" is not like the others...

    Read more (153 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 2 October, 2024
  • Screenshot showing this blog post.

    Digital Dustbusting

    I've been doing a bit of tidying-up of the mess that is my personal Internet hosting. I've made a lot of progress, but the rest is probably going to have to wait until later in the year.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1091 words)

    • Article
    • posted 2 October, 2024
  • At work, we recently switched expenses system to one with virtual credit card functionality. I decided to test it out by buying myself lounge access for my upcoming work trip to Mexico. Unfortunately the new system mis-detected my lounge access as being a purchase from lingerie company loungeunderwear.com. I'm expecting a ping from Finance any moment to ask me why I'm using a company credit card to buy a bra.

    Full image of Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.
    Alt

    Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.

    One might ask why our expenses provider can (mis-)identify loungeunderwear.com from a transaction in the first place. Did somebody at some company that uses this provider actually buy some ladies' briefs on a company credit card at some point?

    • Note
    • posted 30 September, 2024
  • Fake web screenshot showing turdpress.com, "WordPress... But Shit".

    WP Engine's Three Problems

    Matt Mullenweg kicked off a battle of words between Automattic and the WordPress Foundation and hosting company WP Engine. Without weighing in on the legal aspects (IANAL), I've written up my thoughts.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1775 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 21 comments
    • posted 26 September, 2024
  • Digital calendar showing a 'focus time - urgent meetings only' block clashing with four other events.

    Idea: Meeting Spoofer

    Coworkers keep scheduling meetings in periods you've blocked-off for no-meetings, head-down focus time? Maybe you should try scheduling fake meetings in those slots instead and see if they respect those any better! (But perhaps there's a bigger cultural issue you oughta look at instead.)

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1061 words)

    • Article
    • posted 5 September, 2024
  • Found GC4MHJ0 Octo (MK Artwalks)

    This checkin to GC4MHJ0 Octo (MK Artwalks) reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Today's the last of three consecutive days that I've spent working in Milton Keynes. On each day I've taken a short walk while I've eaten my lunch to find a nearby geocache. This was today's.

    After admiring the โ€ฆ

    Read more (106 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC4MHJ0
    • posted 30 August, 2024
  • Found GC2GR3Z The Brass Bands of MK - Secklow Brass

    This checkin to GC2GR3Z The Brass Bands of MK - Secklow Brass reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. I've been working in Milton Keynes the tail end of this week while my kids attend a ski camp at the X-scape centre. While eating my lunch today I came out for โ€ฆ

    Read more (112 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC2GR3Z
    • posted 29 August, 2024
  • Step/ski into my office! Today I'm working from a cafe overlooking an indoor ski slope where my kids are having lessons!

    Full image of Dan sits at his laptop in a cafe; ski lifts can be seen in the background.
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    Dan sits at his laptop in a cafe; ski lifts can be seen in the background.

    • Note
    • posted 28 August, 2024
  • OMG VaultPress Jetpack Backup to the rescue.

    One of the best Internet people drew me a picture and when I replied to it, it got scrambled. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    But even though I had to modify core WordPress columns to store drawings, the backup respected that and I was able to restore it.

    I used to pay for VaultPress. Nowadays I get it for free as one of the many awesome perks of my job. But I'd probably still pay for it because it's a lifesaver.

    • Note
    • posted 25 August, 2024
  • Power's out yet again at my house (though not for the last reason nor because of our weird wiring: this time it's for tree trimming), so here I am in my favourite coworking-friendly local cafe with The Signal And The Noise (which I've talked about before) in my ears and a whole lot of sprint planning at my fingertips.

    Full image of Dan sits at his laptop in a cafe; his phone is playing music to his earbuds.
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    Dan sits at his laptop in a cafe; his phone is playing music to his earbuds.

    • Note
    • posted 6 June, 2024
  • The Automattic logo, but adapted to Welsh "automatig" and with the extra T re-added. The head of the "I" is a dragon.

    Awtomattig

    If Automattic had been founded in Wales instead of the USA, it'd probably be called Awtomattig.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (11 words)

    • Note
    • posted 5 June, 2024
  • Dan points to a bricked-up first storey window on a stone building used by a funeral services company.

    Window Tax

    Britain and the Netherlands both had window taxes at various times. But the social and architectural effects were quite different.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1646 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 7 comments
    • posted 28 April, 2024
  • Dan squints into a copy of a book, Borland JBuilder 2 Quick Start.

    Found GC89T04 Japanse glazen dobbers

    This checkin to GC89T04 Japanse glazen dobbers reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. An easy find. Didn't take nor leave any books, but briefly skimmed the Borland JBuilder 2 Getting Started guide, because it was familiar/nostalgic. Pretty sure I used this tool... about 25 years ago!

    Read more (32 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC89T04
    • posted 26 April, 2024
  • Dan puts his hand to his brow as he looks out to sea near Amsterdam.

    Found GC8R0FY SIX on the beach

    This checkin to GC8R0FY SIX on the beach reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. An easy find. As a approached I thought that a couple cuddling here might be in my way, but they were just getting ready to leave as I arrived! SL (love the long thin logbook!), TFTC. โ€ฆ

    Read more (45 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC8R0FY
    • posted 26 April, 2024

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