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Month: March 2024

  • DanQ.me in "Party Mode", with ludicrous colour patterns.

    April Features!

    The start of April's a perfect time for a "Spring refresh" of a personal website. This year, I'm enabling a handful of experimental new features; visit DanQ.me and you might randomly be selected to try one out!

    Read more (100 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 31 March, 2024
  • VHS-quality screeengrab showing Aberystwyth circa 1984, curving around the bay, as seen from Constitution Hill.

    Aberystwyth 1984

    A promotional video for Aberystwyth University, made in 1984, could almost pass as being 15 years younger than that. Aber never changes, I guess.

    Read more (133 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 30 March, 2024
  • What they say: "This site works better in our app."

    What they mean (optimistic): "We couldn't be bothered to make a good website."

    What they mean (realistic): "We can track and monetise you better if we can coerce you into installing this."

    • Note
    • posted 30 March, 2024
  • JigsawExplorer simultaneously showing a box top preview and a message saying the box top preview is disabled, superimposed with the message "LOL, no it ain't!"

    Quickly Solving JigsawExplorer Puzzles

    A fellow jigsaw-hating geocacher, familiar with my work on Jigidi, challenged me to find a way to bypass JigsawExplorer too. Here's what I came up with...

    Read more - about 3 minutes (480 words)

    • Article
    • 15 comments
    • posted 28 March, 2024
  • Modern desk telephone with an 01865 number (masked) and a keypad with letters on the buttons, 2=ABC through 9=WXYZ, with superimposed question marks between the two.

    Oxford's Area Code at OGN 57

    At next month's Oxford Geek Nights I'll be talking about why Oxford's telephone area code makes no sense... until it does! But that's not why you should attend: you should attend because of the five far more-talented speakers I'll be sharing the stage with!

    Read more (236 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 27 March, 2024
  • Heatmap showing a "cool spot" on the road (segment) less-travelled.

    The Road (Segment) Less Travelled

    I live near two junctions at which I can join the A40 trunk road. When I drive East, I use the Easternmost; when I drive West, I use the Westernmost; but I almost never drive the stretch of A40 between them!
    It's inevitable I suppose that there should exist a "road (segment) less-travelled" right on my doorstep, but it still feels strange. Maybe I'm missing out on something great!

    Read more (151 words)

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • Found GC2BHX9 C-130J Hercules

    This checkin to GC2BHX9 C-130J Hercules reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Found by the geohound and I after a brief battle with the first stinging nettles of the season. Owie! She and I came over from Stanton Harcourt this morning - from which we see plenty of Brize Nortons' โ€ฆ

    Read more (71 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC2BHX9
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • Did not find GC6Q3A1 Cur.Bri.Lew 11

    This checkin to GC6Q3A1 Cur.Bri.Lew 11 reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. The pup and I unearthed a few likely hiding places without success here. Not sure what we've missed: feels like we lifted every hint item in the vicinity!

    • Checkin
    • to GC6Q3A1
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • Dan sits on a footbridge in a field, a French bulldog on his lap, in spring morning sunshine.

    Found GC6Q39R Cur.Bri.Lew 10

    This checkin to GC6Q39R Cur.Bri.Lew 10 reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. QEF for the geopup and I on this strangely springlike morning. Cache container is damaged almost beyond recognition, as others have observed, and is desperately in need of replacement. TFTC.

    Read more (30 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC6Q39R
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • Graph showing danq.me, at 234kb, just above gomakethings.com in the 512kb league table.

    Home Page, 50% Off!

    By optimising a few bits of my homepage I've halved its size, which incidentally takes me up from the third to the second league of 512kb club members!

    Read more (374 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 22 March, 2024
  • Video preview showing Dan overlaid on a screenshot of Ultima Underworld II.

    My Favourite Video Game Easter Egg [Video]

    A video version of my blog post "My Favourite Video Game Easter Egg", in which I show you Alorik's crystal ball from Ultima Underworld II and tell you why it's so important to me.

    Read more (27 words)

    • Video
    • 3 comments
    • posted 20 March, 2024
  • Video preview showing Dan overlaid on a screenshot of Ultima Underworld II.

    My Favourite Video Game Easter Egg

    My favourite video game Easter egg is Alorik's crystal ball from 1993's Ultima Underworld II, and I'd love to tell you why.

    Read more - about 12 minutes (2695 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 20 March, 2024
  • A design for a completely different part of the WooCommerce Extensions Management tool, again with a little green blob. Dan's floating head looks thoughtful above it, with a thought-bubble reading "wow, we're really going all-in on these little blobs, aren't we?"

    The Stupidest CSS

    Yesterday, I wrote the stupidest CSS code of my entire web development career. The code itself wasn't the stupid bit; my misinterpretation of the designer's wishes was what caused the problem!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (514 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 19 March, 2024
  • Having lost the (stupid, proprietary) charging cable for my smartwatch, and not been able to find it for several days, I've undertaken the magical ritual that's most-certain to make it reappear: ordering a replacement one.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 March, 2024
  • Do you think the 80s/90s advertisement campaign for Sarson's vinegar - "Don't say vinegar, say Sarson's" - ever worked?

    Like: have you ever heard anybody ask you to "pass the Sarson's"?

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 March, 2024

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