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Month: March 2024

  • ECG printout showing a report of "Abnormal ECG: sinus arrhythmia".

    Zap

    This week, a live-to-earth fault on the grid resulted in me getting zapped with mains electricity. Unfortunately, it didn't give me superpowers, just a mildly-interesting anecdote and a partially-shaved chest.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1197 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 14 March, 2024
  • Fedicard for Dan Q (@dan@danq.me, he/him), Magician Hacker. Cost two brains and one map. Stats: 7 web, 5 hackercat, 3 magic, 3 rings, 2 pride rainbows, 2 bikes, -1 coffee beans. Abilities - Veteran Blogger: When Dan Q comes into play, search graveyard for a Post and put it into your hand. Tracked: tap to place 1 GPS token on Dan Q. Magician: +3 on attempts to entertain Children. Flavour text: "Maybe my purpose is to serve as a warning to others?"

    Fedicard

    Yeah, that's about right.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

    • Note
    • posted 11 March, 2024
  • Printed letter on Vagina Museum headed paper, reading: Dear Dan Q, I'm assuming you donated ยฃ50 on 1st February in response to my desperate plea for help on Mastodon. I'm pleased to say this was printed on our brand spanking new Brother Laser. The entire Vagina Museum thanks you for your generosity in our hour of need. Yours quim-cerely, Zoe Williams; Head of Communications and Fundraising

    Yours Quim-cerely

    I received a lovely letter from the Vagina Museum - which I've not had the opportunity to visit yet - printed on their new laserjet printer.

    Read more (192 words)

    • Article
    • posted 10 March, 2024
  • Bee in experimental box

    Bumblebees surprise scientists with 'sophisticated' social learning

    There are two - maybe three - things I love about the recent discovery that bees exhibit complex social learning behaviours. Allow me to drone on about bees for a while...

    Read more (323 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 10 March, 2024
  • RSS reader showing duplicate copies of the news story "Barbie 2? 'We'd love to,' says Warner Bros boss", and an entry from BBC Sounds.

    BBC News... without the crap

    BBC News' RSS feed has lately started getting duplicates because they're mucking about with guids. Also what's with the iPlayer and BBC Sounds content in there? Let's "fix" that for them, shall we?

    Read more - about 3 minutes (603 words)

    • Article
    • 10 comments
    • posted 9 March, 2024
  • Photograph of a boxing match, but with the heads of the competitors replaced with the ActivityPub and RSS logos (and "AP" or "RSS" written on their clothes, respectively). RSS is delivering a powerful uppercut to ActivityPub.

    RSS > ActivityPub

    RSS is better than ActivityPub. Fight me.

    Read more (358 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 8 March, 2024
  • Image representing post: Young Squirrel Talking About Himself

    Young Squirrel Talking About Himself

    This week, Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur released Young Squirrel Talking About Himself. I've been singing it all day.

    Read more (74 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 8 March, 2024
  • For World Book Day (which here in the UK is marked a month earlier than the rest of the world) the kids' school invited people to come "dressed as a word".

    As usual, the kids and teachers participated along with only around two other adults. But of course I was one of them.

    This year, I was "magical".

    Full image of Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.
    Alt

    Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.

    • Note
    • posted 7 March, 2024
  • If you enjoy a bit of "cable gore", let me introduce you to the fusebox cupboard at my house, with its plethora of junctions, fuses, breakers, switches, timers, and cabling everywhere! Banana for scale.

    Full image of A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.
    Alt

    A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.

    • Note
    • posted 6 March, 2024
  • Laptop and mug alongside a notebook and pencil. In the notebook is written "TODO: 1. Come out to colleagues. 2. ???. 3. Profit."

    Out as Poly at Work

    I've been "out" about my polyamory in every job I've had for the last 20+ years. I recommend it.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1271 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 5 March, 2024
  • I guess installing a sign was cheaper than retraining the helpline operators not to shout at everybody.

    Full image of A sign advertising a number for a "Customer Helpline" directly above a sign that advises "Ear protection must be worn".
    Alt

    A sign advertising a number for a "Customer Helpline" directly above a sign that advises "Ear protection must be worn".

    • Note
    • posted 5 March, 2024

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