Brian and Nick are back for the first time in, like, forever. Do you remember what happened before this? It was The Faux Pas, two years ago. And before that? And before that? And before that? The short of it is that it’s been a long time since your mom’s butthole was just fine.
I'll never be good enough.
I’ve got chests full of diamonds and a huge fortress of solitude in my singleplayer world. I’ve found the End…
Pet Shop Boys (YouTube) The Pet Shop Boys have just released a new four-song EP, Agenda, and it’s flipping brilliant.
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