Kitten vs. wipers [x-post from just about everywhere, but we know it belongs here]

My Favourite Ruby (am I doing this right?)

[this post was originally made to a private subreddit]

Tonight a stand-up comedian asked my publicity-shy partner which of the men she was sitting with was her partner, and she said "Both." I am so proud.

… The second really did just walk into it when he asked Ruth “So which of these two men are you…

Network Rail engineers near Redbridge Park & Ride sit in their van as it sinks into a field. I feel really sorry for them!