Movie Title Mash-Ups
21 June, 2013Dan and Ruth spend the greatest part of an evening playing "Movie Title Mash-Up", the second-silliest social game to...
A Three-Sentence Review Of Looper
17 October, 2012A three-sentence review of Looper, the second-best of the three films in which Bruce Willis travels back in time...
Three Films I’d Watch (if anybody made them)
28 September, 2012Dan pitches three movie ideas: "Knights of the Living Dead" (a twisted form of the Arthurian legends, with zombies),...
Quiet On Set
13 July, 2012When you watch The Quiet Ones, listen out for Dan cycling past, complaining the whole way about the film...
Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 2
15 May, 2012In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD.
Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 1
14 May, 2012Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don't watch a film. However, they do have...
Star Wars – Machete Order
23 April, 2012Ruth, JTA, and Dan watch the Star Wars series in Machete Order - that is, episodes IV, V, II,...
The Artist
2 February, 2012Dan and Ruth go to the cinema to see The Artist, and Dan shares his thoughts on it.
On This Day In 1999
8 October, 2011It's 12 years to the day since Dan first downloaded a copy of The Matrix, whose massive 1.4GB bulk...
First Class Film
29 June, 2011Dan watches X-Men: First Class, and spots his office in the background during a part of the film. No;...
Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!
11 May, 2011If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic,...
A Video Game Movie I’d See
8 November, 2010Video game movies are notoriously bad, no matter how awesome the game that inspired them. Wing Commander took a...
Women in Movies
19 August, 2010Spoiler alert: this blog post contains significant spoilers about WALL-E, and contains minor spoilers about Salt (although these shouldn’t...
A Primer Puzzle
9 June, 2010There’s a film that I’m a huge fan of, called Primer. Since I first discovered it I’ve insisted on...
Leave Me
1 June, 2010Just wanted to share with you all a short film I discovered today, Leave Me, in which a recent...
Ruining One Of My Favourite Films
10 October, 2009As you may know, I’m a big fan of Hayao Miyazaki‘s awesome animated film, Tonari no Totoro. It’s truly...
What’s A Cripple Been Up To?
11 May, 2009I’m sick of hobbling round on a crutch. Sure, it was an interesting novelty for the first couple of...
Vanilla Sky, A Letter, And A Trip
1 June, 2008VANILLA SKY Perhaps Vanilla Sky wasn’t the best choice of film to finish Troma Night last night on, based...
Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy
1 March, 2008A return to Troma Night form. This film is absolutely terrible. Watch it.
Quickly, Before They Turn The Glass Into Lesbians!
5 November, 2007So, what have I been up to this weekend, you ask. Well… “Cover The Mirrors” Launch Party On Friday...
Manos: The Hands Of Fate
16 February, 2004This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It is far, far worse, even, than Barb Wire. It...
Final Troma Night Of The Year
14 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
Worst 100 Films Of All Time
10 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...
Something In The Water
10 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
Troma Night
7 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
AbNib & Str8Up!
2 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...
Cool Thing Of The Day
9 November, 1999Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #43: Meander down to...
Cool Thing Of The Day
8 October, 1999Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #12: Download the entirety...
Avatar Diary
24 January, 1999Got up late, and had lunch with my mum before returning to my dad’s house. Made a chicken stir-fry...
