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Movie Title Mash-Ups
21 June, 2013Dan and Ruth spend the greatest part of an evening playing "Movie Title Mash-Up", the second-silliest social game to...
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A Three-Sentence Review Of Looper
17 October, 2012A three-sentence review of Looper, the second-best of the three films in which Bruce Willis travels back in time...
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Three Films I’d Watch (if anybody made them)
28 September, 2012Dan pitches three movie ideas: "Knights of the Living Dead" (a twisted form of the Arthurian legends, with zombies),...
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Quiet On Set
13 July, 2012When you watch The Quiet Ones, listen out for Dan cycling past, complaining the whole way about the film...
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Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 2
15 May, 2012In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD.
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Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 1
14 May, 2012Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don't watch a film. However, they do have...
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Star Wars – Machete Order
23 April, 2012Ruth, JTA, and Dan watch the Star Wars series in Machete Order - that is, episodes IV, V, II,...
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The Artist
2 February, 2012Dan and Ruth go to the cinema to see The Artist, and Dan shares his thoughts on it.
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On This Day In 1999
8 October, 2011It's 12 years to the day since Dan first downloaded a copy of The Matrix, whose massive 1.4GB bulk...
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First Class Film
29 June, 2011Dan watches X-Men: First Class, and spots his office in the background during a part of the film. No;...
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Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!
11 May, 2011If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic,...
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A Video Game Movie I’d See
8 November, 2010Video game movies are notoriously bad, no matter how awesome the game that inspired them. Wing Commander took a...
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Women in Movies
19 August, 2010Spoiler alert: this blog post contains significant spoilers about WALL-E, and contains minor spoilers about Salt (although these shouldn’t...
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A Primer Puzzle
9 June, 2010There’s a film that I’m a huge fan of, called Primer. Since I first discovered it I’ve insisted on...
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Leave Me
1 June, 2010Just wanted to share with you all a short film I discovered today, Leave Me, in which a recent...
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Ruining One Of My Favourite Films
10 October, 2009As you may know, I’m a big fan of Hayao Miyazaki‘s awesome animated film, Tonari no Totoro. It’s truly...
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What’s A Cripple Been Up To?
11 May, 2009I’m sick of hobbling round on a crutch. Sure, it was an interesting novelty for the first couple of...
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Vanilla Sky, A Letter, And A Trip
1 June, 2008VANILLA SKY Perhaps Vanilla Sky wasn’t the best choice of film to finish Troma Night last night on, based...
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Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy
1 March, 2008A return to Troma Night form. This film is absolutely terrible. Watch it.
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Quickly, Before They Turn The Glass Into Lesbians!
5 November, 2007So, what have I been up to this weekend, you ask. Well… “Cover The Mirrors” Launch Party On Friday...
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Manos: The Hands Of Fate
16 February, 2004This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It is far, far worse, even, than Barb Wire. It...
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Final Troma Night Of The Year
14 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
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Worst 100 Films Of All Time
10 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...
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Something In The Water
10 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
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Troma Night
7 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...
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AbNib & Str8Up!
2 December, 2003[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...
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Cool Thing Of The Day
9 November, 1999Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #43: Meander down to...
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Cool Thing Of The Day
8 October, 1999Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #12: Download the entirety...
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Avatar Diary
24 January, 1999Got up late, and had lunch with my mum before returning to my dad’s house. Made a chicken stir-fry...
