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Tag: driving

  • Needed to renew my driving license. My new one doesn't have an EU flag on it. The sad reminders of Brexit just keep coming. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’”

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 9 September, 2026
  • Screenshot of a gov.uk web page, showing the error "You cannot add this vehicle to your account. DVLA cannot match your details to the registered keeper details on the V5C (logbook) for the vehicle DQ26 ABC"

    It took 13 years to notice my invalid vehicle registration certificate!

    Thirteen years ago, it seems, a DVLA form processor decided that my name must have been a company name, and incorrectly registered my car's keeper as being a non-existent company imagined to share my name. And I only just found out.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1082 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 2 September, 2026
  • On a semi-closed bridge over a six-lane highway, Dan, wearing a purple 'woo' t-shirt, throws a selfie camera a thumbs-up.

    Found GC9Q6G6 PORTA DE BARCELONA

    This checkin to GC9Q6G6 PORTA DE BARCELONA reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. A quick find exactly where it should be while driving from Tarragona to Barcelona. My family and I were in the area for the eclipse and then for a trip to PortAventura and are heading to Barcelona โ€ฆ

    Read more (117 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC9Q6G6
    • posted 19 August, 2026
  • A nearly-full roll of toilet paper perched atop an empty toilet roll tube on an open-ended spindle.

    A Random List of Silly Things I Hate

    Just a list of eleven random silly things that I hate, to various degrees.

    Read more (458 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 March, 2026
  • A car dashboard with five amber and one red warning lights lit.

    Heterophonic Homonyms

    On a car journey on which they'd otherwise have been fighting, the kids helped me start a collection of heterophonic homonyms - words that are spelled the same but have different pronunciations and meanings. I've got nine of them now in English, and maybe two in other languages... can you help me find some more?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (935 words)

    • Article
    • 51 comments
    • posted 30 July, 2025
  • Off to Pembrokeshire on holiday I've had to stop near Cardiff to put some more charge into the car... which provides the perfect opportunity for the doggo and I to explore a nearby sports field and take in All. The. Smells. ๐Ÿถ

    Full image of Standing in a green park space, Dan gestures to his dog, a Frenchie, who's sniffing a nearby tree.
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    Standing in a green park space, Dan gestures to his dog, a Frenchie, who's sniffing a nearby tree.

    • Note
    • posted 23 May, 2025
  • Rarely seen nowadays, these UK road signs were eventually declared "too impolite" and "brusque" and have now almost entirely been replaced with the ones that Brits are familiar with today, which read "Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, I hope it's no bother, it's all our fault really, so sorry, really sorry, sorry, I'll put the kettle on shall I?"

    Full image of On a grassy roadside verge, next to a temporary wire fence, a yellow-and-black metal sign reads 'Sorry for any inconvenience'.
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    On a grassy roadside verge, next to a temporary wire fence, a yellow-and-black metal sign reads 'Sorry for any inconvenience'.

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    • posted 17 April, 2025
  • Sometimes the kids need to leave your pub dinner before you finish your drink, and you need to take a "to-go" pint.

    Full image of Dan, grinning, holding a quarter pint of beer in few rear passenger seat of a moving car.
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    Dan, grinning, holding a quarter pint of beer in few rear passenger seat of a moving car.

    • Note
    • posted 30 March, 2025
  • This is funny, but I'm confident Wrexham's potholes have nothing on the Trinbagonian ones I've been experiencing all week, which have sometimes spanned most of the width of a road or been deep enough that dipping a wheel into them would strike the road with your underchassis!

    Full image of Humorous handmade road sign welcoming visitors to Wrexham as 'Pothole Land', stating that there are 'two kilometres of award-winning potholes with very little actual road to spoil your fun' and guaranteeing 'the deepest, longest, vs widest potholes in Wales'.
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    Humorous handmade road sign welcoming visitors to Wrexham as 'Pothole Land', stating that there are 'two kilometres of award-winning potholes with very little actual road to spoil your fun' and guaranteeing 'the deepest, longest, vs widest potholes in Wales'.

    • Note
    • posted 17 January, 2025
  • I've only been driving in Ireland for several days, so less than 100% of the iconography of the signage makes sense to me instantly, for now. But this one's a complete mystery to me.

    Full image of Photograph showing a road sign; it's yellow, diamond-shaped, and depicts in black the silhouette of a person running from left to right. Above them is the silhouette of a car, much smaller than them and twisted anticlockwise by about 20 degrees. Impact/movement marks eminate from the lower of the car's wheels, as if it's a thrown object that's just bounced off the head of the runner.
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    Photograph showing a road sign; it's yellow, diamond-shaped, and depicts in black the silhouette of a person running from left to right. Above them is the silhouette of a car, much smaller than them and twisted anticlockwise by about 20 degrees. Impact/movement marks eminate from the lower of the car's wheels, as if it's a thrown object that's just bounced off the head of the runner.

    Is this warning joggers than tiny cars might bounce off their heads? Or is it exhorting distant swerving motorists to put on their right indicator to tell people which way to run to avoid being hit by them? Or maybe it's advising that down this road is a football pitch for giants and they'll play "headers" with you in your car if you're not careful? I honestly haven't a clue.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 26 November, 2024
  • Google Street View photo from the A1 East of Edinburgh, showing a blue "No motor cycles under 50cc, moped,s invalid carriages and animals" sign alongside a 70mph sign.

    Special Roads

    Today I learned why some British roads have seemingly-unnecessary speed limit signs, e.g. "70" signs on something that appears to be a motorway.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1046 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 June, 2024
  • Heatmap showing a "cool spot" on the road (segment) less-travelled.

    The Road (Segment) Less Travelled

    I live near two junctions at which I can join the A40 trunk road. When I drive East, I use the Easternmost; when I drive West, I use the Westernmost; but I almost never drive the stretch of A40 between them!
    It's inevitable I suppose that there should exist a "road (segment) less-travelled" right on my doorstep, but it still feels strange. Maybe I'm missing out on something great!

    Read more (151 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 March, 2024
  • A 20mph "repeater" speed limit sign around the corner from the cache location.

    Temporarily disabled GC9EXXX Church Micro 14129...Sutton

    This checkin to GC9EXXX Church Micro 14129...Sutton reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Cache removed and temporarily disabled. The council have just started installing new signage to advise of a new 20mph speed limit around here. ๐ŸŽ‰
    When they recently did the same in a nearby village, they removed โ€ฆ

    Read more (82 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC9EXXX
    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 January, 2024
  • A white couple, bride and groom; she's wearing a white dress and flowers in her hair; he's in a suit with a grey waistcoat and a thistle buttonhole.

    [Bloganuary] Road Trip!

    When I was younger, stupider, and poorer, I'd go to amazing lengths to get to and from places without having to wrangle accommodation at the other end, leading to frankly ludicrous road trips. Here's an example.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1046 words)

    • Article
    • posted 13 January, 2024
  • Dan, wearing a black jumper, sits on a green chair in a brightly-decorated bedroom. On his chest, a 2-year-old girl has fallen asleep, clutching a woolen yellow blanket and with her thumb in her mouth.

    Normal for Children

    The natural state of a child is to assume that their upbringing, their family, and thier community is representative and normal, so we all end up growing up with learned "quirks" that we don't discover until they're challenged. How many do you still harbour?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (818 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 May, 2023

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