You know how sometimes I make a thing and, in hindsight, it doesn’t make much sense? And at best, all it can be said to do is to make the Internet more fun and weird?

I give you: NonStopHammerTi.me.

Things that make it awesome:

• Well, the obvious.
• Vanilla Javascript.
• CSS animations timed to every-other-beat.
• Using an SVG stroke-dasharray as a progress bar.
• Progressively-enhanced; in the worst case you just get to download the audio.
• PWA-enhanced; install it to your mobile!
• Open source!
• Decentralised (available via the peer-web at dat://nonstophammerti.me/ / dat://0a4a8a..00/)
• Accessible to screen readers, keyboard navigators, partially-sighted users, just about anybody.
• Compatible with digital signage at my workplace…

That is all.