Skip to content

Dan Q

    • Articles
    • Everything
    • Notes
    • Reposts (shares)
    • Checkins (geo*)
    • Videos
    • Reviews
    • Comics
    • Tags
    • Stats
    • Subscribe
    • Blogroll
  • About
    • Semi-standard "slash pages" you might like to explore:
    • /about
    • /blank
    • /blogroll
    • /colophon
    • /contact
    • /cv
    • /license
    • /postcards
    • /privacy
    • /salary
    • /shh
    • /slashes
    • /stats
    • /subscribe
    • /where
    • Hide posts of type:
    • Choose how Dan's dressed:
    • Hair
    • T-Shirt
  • Contact
  • Podcast

Year: 2010

  • Right Feature, Wrong Project

    Since I've been working from home, things with my "day job" at SmartData have ticked along pretty much the same as they ever did before. But once in a while, something goes wrong. Like this.

    I checked my instant messenger, and saw a bit of text from my boss, Simon:

    also, have you implemenmted a …

    Read more (317 words)

    • Article
    • posted 17 September, 2010
  • Troma Night Adventure

    Because I promised you some Aber-nostalgia.

    Do you remember the RockMonkey Wiki? Many years ago, Ruth bought the domain name rockmonkey.org.uk as a gift for Andy K, who'd been nicknamed "Rock Monkey" for longer than anybody could remember. He decided that what he wanted to host there was a wiki engine, and I helped him get …

    Read more (331 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 15 September, 2010
  • Nostalgia And The Aber Effect, According To Other People

    Strokey Adam just realised, in only his fifth blog post in the last 12 months, that it's now ten years since he first moved to Aberystwyth. I remember when I came to the same point, last year, and sent a scary e-mail to the new student who adopted my University username. In Adam's blog post, …

    Read more - about 4 minutes (792 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 14 September, 2010
  • Facebook Annoyance Of The Day

    (rambling, ranty; I saw something on Facebook that pissed me off, and ended up ranting about the whole social media scene - no offence meant, and I've deliberately picked no examples from anybody I know or care about)

    It's not as bad as setting up a Facebook group to recover your friends' mobile numbers after losing …

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1211 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 10 September, 2010
  • The Accusation

    Murder At The Magic College

    A week last Sunday - just a couple of day's after Paul's arrival - Earth hosted a housewarming event combined with our latest Murder Mystery, Murder at the Magic College. While we've had our fair share of Murder Mystery Nights before, this is only the third one I'd authored (after Murder in the Reign of …

    Read more - about 12 minutes (2681 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 7 September, 2010
  • The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Of System Tray Icons

    What the fuck is that icon for? Despite the best efforts of icon designer to (apparently) make clear and comprehensible icons, and by computer users to learn and understand them, I still remain perplexed from time to time by the plethora of icons in my system tray (sorry, I mean Taskbar Notification Area). Let's take …

    Read more - about 13 minutes (2934 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 6 September, 2010
  • Posted a note for GC23P6J Badge Cache Capel Madog

    This checkin to GC23P6J Badge Cache Capel Madog reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Glad to hear you found it, cardi88, and that it's still there (after getting a series of DNFs, I was worried it might have been plundered!). Maybe I should step the difficulty up by a half-star.

    Read more (36 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC23P6J
    • posted 6 September, 2010
  • On This Day In 2003

    Looking Back

    On this day in 2003 I wrote a short blog post about a very important event in the lives of two of my friends. This was the end of the week during which Fiona came down to visit us in Aberystwyth: the week where she first met Kit in person. And the week where …

    Read more (294 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 30 August, 2010
  • BiCon: The Game

    I shan't be at BiCon this year, but I thought I'd share with you all something that tickled me today. Last year, at a Naked Lunch, I ended up chatting to several geeks about Interactive Fiction, and I through out a few ideas for a BiCon-themed piece of Interactive Fiction. Little did I know that …

    Read more (127 words)

    • Article
    • posted 26 August, 2010
  • Women in Movies

    Spoiler alert: this blog post contains significant spoilers about WALL-E, and contains minor spoilers about Salt (although these shouldn't be spoilers to anybody who's ever seen an action film before).

    The Bechdel Test

    I've talked to some of you already about my thoughts on the Bechdel Test, which aims to illustrate the under-representation of women in contemporary …

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1844 words)

    • Article
    • 30 comments
    • posted 19 August, 2010
  • Amateur Lesbians

    I've recently reformatted and reinstalled, and that means that - briefly - I ended up seeing advertisements on the Internet again, until I had my ad-blocker reinstalled. And so I came to see an advertisement that promised to let me see "amateur lesbians".

    Now you and I both know perfectly well what they mean, but I've …

    Read more (202 words)

    • Article
    • posted 12 August, 2010
  • Image representing post: Working From Home

    Working From Home

    The phone rings. It's clear to me by the sound it makes and by the image on it's display that this is a business call.

    "Good morning, SmartData; Dan speaking," I say.

    The caller identifies themselves, and asks to speak to Alex, another SmartData employee. I look to my right to see if Alex is available (presumably …

    Read more - about 5 minutes (967 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 10 August, 2010
  • Image representing post: The Game Disbalancer

    The Game Disbalancer

    Coming to an Arkham Horror game near you... never.


    Click for large-o-vision. You know, I think that having this guy on the team might just make the game winnable. Maybe.

    Read more (30 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 5 August, 2010
  • Vulva

    Just when I think that I've gotten the hang of humans, they do something even stranger than ever before.

    There's a new fragrance for men that's about to be hitting perfume counters around Europe: Vulva Original [NSFW]. Just... click the link, and watch the video that appears. Your first thought will almost certainly be: "They're selling …

    Read more (172 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 August, 2010
  • The Best Mouse In The World



    This was one of my most-popular articles in 2010. It continues to be popular in Spain (Β‘Hola! Mucho gusto). If you enjoyed it, you might also enjoy:

    Why I believe that it's wrong to lie to children about Santa (2009).
    The Ten Weirdest Sex Toys I've ever seen (2009)!
    A dirty-looking calendar I found at …

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1182 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 2 August, 2010

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Get in Touch

I'd love to hear from you! Why not...

  • email me on blog@danq.me?
    (my spam filter is aggressive, so use a good subject line, i.e. not just "hello"; encrypt your email if you like)
  • say hi on Mastodon, where I'm @dan@danq.me?
  • send a letter or postcard to
    Dan Q, Unit 159610, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL, UK
  • reach out some other way?
  • Β© Dan Q 1998-2026
  • Creative CommonsAttributionNon-Commercial except where stated (how to use)
  • powered by BloqClassicPressHTML5CSS3
  • privacy
  • Read articles, checkins, notes, reposts, and more...
  • @dan@danq.me
  • contact
  • subscribe
  • Dan Q
  • Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial license
  • ClassicPress
  • CSS is awesome
  • Created by a human, not by AI
  • LGBTQ+ pride flag (2018 progress variant)
  • Polyamory flag
  • Say no to Web3
  • Mastodon (it's like email... no, come back!)
  • Tested on Firefox
  • Best viewed on the Internet
  • PHP
  • Ruby
  • Debian
  • Caddy (webserver)
  • Find me on Melonland
  • Check out my GitHub
  • Three Rings - by volunteers, for volunteers, since 2002
  • I'm a fucking webmaster
  • Looks best at: any resolution!