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Tag: twitter

  • When Twitter Loses, WordPress Wins

    Alex Standiford observes that Automattic stand to win from Twitter's losses; I'd like to expand on that a tiny bit.

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    • of this original
    • posted 21 November, 2022
  • Screenshot showing @dan@danq.me's Mastodon account as the verified owner of website DanQ.me.

    Reply to Decentralization and verification

    Dan replies to Derek Kedziora's blog post, arguing that identity verification on Mastodon is, for the most part, a problem already solved.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (481 words)

    • Reply
    • 6 comments
    • posted 15 November, 2022
  • Photo showing fragile dewey spiderwebs on blades of grass.

    Wake Me Up When September Ends

    Inspired by Hugh Rundle's post about Mastodon's imminent "Eternal September", Dan muses on what he can best do to help as the fediverse faces its biggest expansion surge yet.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (657 words)

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 9 November, 2022
  • Image representing post: Bree-Yark!

    Bree-Yark!

    JTA takes a deep dive into what "Bree-Yark!" means in Goblin, and how we know.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1078 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 6 July, 2022
  • Image representing post: Getting Twitter Avatars (without the Twitter API)

    Getting Twitter Avatars (without the Twitter API)

    Twitter's API sucks so hard that Dan resorts to screen-scraping for avatar images rather than bothering to use it "properly".

    Read more - about 4 minutes (837 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 2 June, 2021
  • There is a car

    Sayed A Tabatabai writes a very short story about a car abandoned in a hospital car park.

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    • posted 8 March, 2020
  • Image representing post: #FindTheBeeGent

    #FindTheBeeGent



    LRB Bookshop
    Come for the bizarre tweet. Stay for the thread full of bee puns and poetry.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (17 words)

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    • posted 18 March, 2019
  • JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND

    by @innesmck  



    JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND AND I AM FUCKING LIVID





    SIXTEEN???

    WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NUMBER IS THAT



    i have had no reason to actually look into imperial measurements until now and frankly i …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 27 November, 2018
  • Image representing post: Unwrapping a viper

    Unwrapping a viper



    @ziyatong
    Ah! That "new snake" smell.

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    • posted 25 September, 2018
  • Sarah Silverman's powerful response to a sexist troll

    Sarah Silverman’s response to a sexist tweet is a much-needed ray of hope (Quartzy) In the brutal, self-centered bash-fest that social media often becomes, a moment of simple kindness and connection stands out. American comedian Sarah Silverman is unapologetically blunt in her fight against misogyny. But Silverman has also made a point of exploring the depths of …

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    • posted 15 January, 2018
  • JTA tweets: Thanks to some intensely stressful family stuff, 2017 was the worst year I've had since 1997. By such a long way even 20-Godamn-12 isn't even in the running. But, here we bloody well are, and here we bloody well stay... ...and maybe there's an upside. 1997 was the year my family got torn up when my dad was killed. Which became the reason I joined @NightlineAssoc. And @samaritans. And @BritishRedCross, and @3RingsCIC. The reason, basically, I discovered how important it was to be there for people that can't go through it alone. So, if I've learned one thing from all the grey hairs I got since May 31st 2017, it's that there's more people out there who desperately need some help. Come on, 2018. I hope it's amazing for all of you. And in the ever-excellent words of Granny Weatherwax: 'Let's do some good'

    @misterjta, 31 Dec 2017

    John Trevor-Allen on Twitter (Twitter) 1997 was the year my family got torn up when my dad was killed. Which became the reason I joined @NightlineAssoc. And @samaritans. And @BritishRedCross, and @3RingsCIC. The reason, basically, I discovered how important it was to be there for people that can't go through it alone.

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    • posted 2 January, 2018
  • Image representing post: Underground and Overground in the City of London

    Underground and Overground in the City of London

    Taking advantage of the new railway station on his doorstep, Dan takes several trips to London, spending them both underground and overground in the City.

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 4 June, 2016
  • Image representing post: One Hundred And Sixty

    One Hundred And Sixty

    Dan reminisces about old mobile phones, text messages, and those 160-character limits we learned to work around. Twitter could learn from this...

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    • Article
    • 9 comments
    • posted 19 April, 2012
  • Abnib Lives On

    After receiving complaints, Dan goes back on his decision to let Abnib die, and revitalises it with a new lease on life as Abnib 7.0, for the benefit of those half-dozen people who still for some reason regularly use it.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 June, 2011
  • Facebook Annoyance Of The Day

    (rambling, ranty; I saw something on Facebook that pissed me off, and ended up ranting about the whole social media scene - no offence meant, and I've deliberately picked no examples from anybody I know or care about)

    It's not as bad as setting up a Facebook group to recover your friends' mobile numbers after losing …

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    • 6 comments
    • posted 10 September, 2010

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