Tag: funny
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Searching For A Virgin
GMail's Contacts search surprises Dan by returning an unexpected result. Also, Dan is a beautiful person: his mobile phone says so.
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HDMI Virus, or How I Became An Old Person
HDMI cables are over-marketed at the best of times. But Dan's just discovered one that goes one step further, claiming to do the fundamentally impossible. And then, like an old person, he writes an irate letter.
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The Tampon Gun
Dan reminisces about weaponising tampons, back in about 2003, and then going on a rampage. It's like paintball, only far, far cheaper.
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Every time I see this at work my heart skips a beat.
AltGoogle Analytics tab, truncated to Google Anal
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Wanted
Ah, Oxford. You are so eccentric. Dan shares a photograph he took.
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Meat To Please You
Dan asks vegetarians, "What's with the fake meat?", while musing on what unicorn might tastes like.
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PromisQity
Dan discovers a vinyard whose name makes it sound like it was something he came up with.
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I went to an REM concert
Dan makes a bad joke based on REM lyrics, but with a morsel of truth within.
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Weird Music Only Paul Likes
Dan finally works out where Paul gets his weird music from.
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Disaster Analysis
In the aftermath of this week's shocking lunchquake, Dan is joined by Dr. Pepper, who surveys the damage.
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Every Full Moon
How would you like to be billed? Every calendar month, every 30 days, every 4 weeks, or... every full moon. Seriously: this is an option?
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Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!
If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic, it's JTA's fault. You read it here first.
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Best April Fools Pranks 2011
Dan points out some of his favourites among the April Fools' pranks from around the web this year.
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Puppy Eating Time
Dan puts his foot in his mouth, and makes it sound like he was considering putting his boss's new pet puppy in there, too. But then everything turns out better than expected.
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The Wedding - Unanswered Questions
Photos from Ruth & JTA's recent wedding, as a "teaser" to keep you on the edge of your seat until the bride and groom get around to actually announcing that the photos have been published, and where you can see them.