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Tag: email

  • An email in Outlook 365, showing 'DanQ.me' in gold-gradient WordArt with a drop shadow.

    WordArt is still supported... in Microsoft Outlook!

    25 years ago, WordArt was everywhere. Nowadays, it's been quietly expunged from Microsoft Office. Except... Outlook, via a series of complicated hacks, can still render WordArt to this day! And I'm pretty curious exactly how it does so...

    Read more - about 5 minutes (996 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 16 September, 2026
  • I Regret To Say That GMail is Now a Spam Farm, or, Why You Should Really Get That Dedicated Email Address Now

    John Scalzi observes that GMail is now the source of much of the world's spam, especially AI-generated spam, and GMail-originated messages are increasingly at-risk of going to spam folders. Maybe it's time to ditch that primary GMail address, if you haven't already.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (556 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 3 comments
    • posted 13 July, 2026
  • Note to self: ignore search results that say to install a plugin; the absolute fastest way to send a test email from a WordPress/ClassicPress installation (assuming you're using WP-CLI) is just to run something like:

    wp eval 'wp_mail("recipient@example.com", "Test Email", "A test email from WP-CLI");'

    • Note
    • posted 1 June, 2026
  • Posted letter from HSBC saying that emails to me have been returned undelivered, held in front of a screen showing a recent email from HSBC sitting in my Inbox.

    That's Not How Email Works, HSBC

    A confusing letter from HSBC informed me that I've not been receiving their emails, and I have to change the email address they use to contact me. Except I've been receiving all of their emails just fine! The problem, it turns out, is that surveillance capitalism is now so-widespread that the bank cannot conceive that their own attempts to spy on their customers might not be 100% reliable...

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1730 words)

    • Article
    • 18 comments
    • posted 28 January, 2026
  • Image representing post: Why I Am So Tired [Video]

    Why I Am So Tired [Video]

    A video version of my recent joke about why I'm so tired, which was also made available in article and podcast formats.

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    • Video
    • posted 9 January, 2026
  • Dan, a white man with a goatee beard and long blue hair, sits at a laptop on a cluttered desk with his fingers to his temple and a pained and exhausted look on his face.

    Why I Am So Tired

    After dusting off and modernising a joke I first read in a chain email from 1996, I can tell you conclusively that the reason that I'm tired is because I'm overworked.

    Read more (431 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 5 comments
    • posted 9 January, 2026
  • Obviously I wasn't planning on going to the US anytime soon, but if I did... they might struggle with my visa application when I put every "email address I've used for the last 10 years" on, because I actively use a variety of catch-all domains/subdomains.

    I've probably missed some addresses (e.g. to which I've only ever received spam that's since been deleted), but a conservative estimate of the number of personal email addresses which I've sent mail from or to would be... 7,669 email addresses. 🀣

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 12 December, 2025
  • Since I relaunched freedeedpoll.org.uk three months ago (with new features) and made an explanatory demo video, the volume and kinds of questions I've been emailed has... become larger and more diverse.

    I still get questions about childrens' names and citizenship and gender recognition certificates and things.

    But now I also get questions like "how do I print multiple copies of the PDF?" and "why does my homemade deed poll not have a serial number?" πŸ˜‚

    • Note
    • posted 8 December, 2025
  • I find a lot of these "this company is tried to usurp your brand with Chinese domain name purchases" emails in my spam folder, corresponding to my (many) domains. They're a scam, of course: the scammer is trying to goad me into saying "No, please help protect my brand identity, I'll pay you over the odds for these .cn domains!"

    Full image of Screenshot of scam email which begins "Dear CEO, This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. Baokang Ltd sent a request on December 3, 2025. They desire to register "danq" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names..." and goes on to try to bait the recipient into replying and expressing an interest in the domain names mentioned.
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    Screenshot of scam email which begins "Dear CEO, This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. Baokang Ltd sent a request on December 3, 2025. They desire to register "danq" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names..." and goes on to try to bait the recipient into replying and expressing an interest in the domain names mentioned.

    But I've always wondered - what happens if you reply and say "Yes, Baokang Ltd DO represent my business interests in China, please go ahead and let them register these domains." I'd know that was a lie, and the scammer would know that was a lie (the company, if it even exists, is under their control in the first place)... but they can't admit that they know that.

    Anybody tried baiting this kind of scammer in that way before? (With the usual scambaiting precautions, of course!)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 December, 2025
  • You've got mail

    Jo of Dead.Garden wrote a poem, seemingly inspired by a particular variety of spam email, that I really enjoyed.

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    • of this original
    • posted 25 October, 2025
  • An email spam inbox. A significant number of detected spam messages have the subject line "PAY OR BE EXPOSED" but have different senders.

    Do Contact Forms Attract More Spam than Email Addresses?

    David Bushell, Luke Harris, and Kev Quirk all shared how they got less spam from exposing their email addresses on their personal websites than they did through their contact forms. That's not my experience, though, and I think I know why...

    Read more - about 4 minutes (932 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 11 October, 2025
  • Image representing post: Egencia Mailing List Accessibility

    Egencia Mailing List Accessibility

    A special level of accessibility failure on Egencia's mailing list subscription management page: the labels for choosing which individual mailing lists to subscribe to are properly-configured, but the "unsubscribe all" one isn't. Click the words "unsubscribe all" and... nothing happens.

    But it gets better: try keyboard-navigating through the form, and it's hard not to unsubscribe from everything, even if you didn't want to! As soon as the "unsubscribe all" checkbox gets focus, you get instantly unsubscribed: no interaction necessary.

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    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 1 October, 2025
  • I don't want to withdraw any of our children from sec [sic] education lessons.

    Full image of Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.
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    Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.

    However they're spelled, they're a great idea, and I'm grateful to live in a part of the world where their existence isn't the target of religious politics.

    But if I can withdraw consent to receiving emails about sex education in Comic Sans then that'd be great, thanks. πŸ˜…

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 2 June, 2025
  • Tail end of a formatted email with a black-on-orange "Verify email address" button.

    Avanti's Accessibility Failure

    Train provider Avanti's website may be accessible... but their emails, which you need to interact with to USE their website... are not. It's simply not possible to verify your email address if you use a screen reader, and there's no guest checkout option.

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    • Article
    • posted 1 May, 2025
  • Reply to: Is Not Answering the Thing Now?

    Marc Thiele asks whether people just don't reply to emails any more. I try to, but I write a response on behalf of everybody who, like me, has failed to do so in the past on account of the awkwardness of replying 'eventually' if you missed the chance to reply immediately.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (641 words)

    • Reply
    • posted 28 March, 2025

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