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  • Still from Hot Shots!. Owatonna, an older Native American man, sits surrounded by animal skins. An English subtitle reads "So, who won?" A Japanese subtitle reads "่ชฐใŒๆˆฆไบ‰ใซๅ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ™ใ‹?", which translates as "Who won the war?"

    Hot Shots, Part Dream

    Dan shares a dream in which he starts a meme about a non-existent 80s kids TV show inspired by a loose translation of a scene from Hot Shots! Wait, what?

    Read more - about 5 minutes (970 words)

    • Article
    • posted 12 November, 2021
  • Graph showing all 1.802 current Automatticians as coloured squares, ordered by their start date. Dan Q's square is squarely (LOL) in the middle.

    Automattic Growth

    After only two years at Automattic, Dan's now been there longer than most. Wait, what?

    Read more (362 words)

    • Article
    • posted 10 November, 2021
  • FastTheseusJS libary

    Minification vs the GPL

    Does distributing only minified code violate the GPL? What about if the "minification" is minimal and hand-done as part of other code improvements? There's a grey area here, and Dan's going to overthink it!

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1661 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 3 November, 2021
  • Image representing post: From Synergy to Barrier

    From Synergy to Barrier

    Disenchanted by a lack of platform support, Dan switches from Synergy to its fork, open-source competitor Barrier.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1094 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 20 October, 2021
  • Screenshot of YOURLS interface showing Dan Q's list of shortened links. Six are shown of 1,939 total.

    Making an RSS feed of YOURLS shortlinks

    After switching his personal shortlinks from S.2 to YOURLS, Dan dusts off his XSLT experience to make himself an RSS feed of his shortlinks!

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1663 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 5 October, 2021
  • Internet Explorer window showing https://YourBank.com@786590867/ in the address bar.

    Can I use HTTP Basic Auth in URLs?

    Dan dives into HTTP Basic Authentication, its history, and how modern browsers support it, with a focus on URL-based credential passing.

    Read more - about 14 minutes (3099 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 7 September, 2021
  • Black & white framegrab showing a woman following her child, wearing pyjamas, towards a staircase up.

    Get Lost on the Web

    Dan looks at phallic buildings, researches baby monitors, and gets nostalgic for the diverse Web of yesteryear.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1476 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 2 September, 2021
  • Jigsaw being solved by moving down-and-right.

    Quickly Solving Jigidi Puzzles

    Forced with a digital jigsaw puzzle to unlock the location of a geocache... Dan resorts to hacking.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1285 words)

    • Article
    • 462 comments
    • posted 26 August, 2021
  • Heatmap showing Dan's movements around Kidlington, including a lot of time in the village and in Oxford City Centre, as well as hotspots at the hospital, parks, swimming pools, and places that Dan used to volunteer. Individual expeditions can also be identified.

    Heatmapping my Movements

    Leveraging a decade of past GPS data, Dan draws heatmaps of his movements around Oxfordshire.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1395 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 22 August, 2021
  • Family down a cave.

    Holidays in the Age of COVID

    Dan takes a three-week block off work and does many, many things with his family.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (940 words)

    • Article
    • posted 15 August, 2021
  • Dan and the kids in a bed at a hotel.

    Lichfield

    Dan, Ruth, JTA and the kids go to Lichfield and it's great, perhaps mostly because they never get to go anywhere, lately.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (608 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 19 July, 2021
  • Image representing post: Higher/Lower Datepicker

    Higher/Lower Datepicker

    Can Dan make an even-worse "date of birth" field than those spinner ones?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (741 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 6 July, 2021
  • Face of a gosse, looking into the camera. Other geese can be seen swimming in the background.

    Goose-Related Etymologies

    Geese seem to work their way all over our language. Let's take a look at the etymology of some goosey terminology.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1199 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 4 comments
    • posted 5 July, 2021
  • Image representing post: Parcel Delivery Scammers Could Try Harder

    Parcel Delivery Scammers Could Try Harder

    Dan dissects SMS parcel fraud scams and suggests four ways in which tomorrow's fraudsters might be smarter and more-dangerous than todays.

    Read more - about 10 minutes (2157 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 30 June, 2021
  • Two women in black dresses sit in a graveyard by candlelight and hold up the Automattic logo. Edited image based on original photo by Valeria Boltneva from Pexels (used with permission) and the Automattic logo (used under the assumption that they won't mind, given the context).

    Creed Cult-ure

    Automatticians seem to really believe in their creed. Is Dan's employer a cult? Let's try to work it out...

    Read more - about 5 minutes (968 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 15 June, 2021

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