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  • Image representing post: Getting Twitter Avatars (without the Twitter API)

    Getting Twitter Avatars (without the Twitter API)

    Twitter's API sucks so hard that Dan resorts to screen-scraping for avatar images rather than bothering to use it "properly".

    Read more - about 4 minutes (837 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 2 June, 2021
  • Two clocks, both showing the same time. One has a sign reading "LONDON", the other "DUBLIN, I GUESS?"

    Ireland and the UK Aren't In The Same Timezone!

    Dan is surprised to find that Ireland isn't actually in the same timezone as the UK, and looks into how any why this is.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1364 words)

    • Article
    • 109 comments
    • posted 11 May, 2021
  • Three printed pocket code cards

    Spy's Guidebook Reborn

    When his 7-year-old asks Dan to print some crib from Usborne's Spy's Guidebook, he goes one step further and reimplements the cipher in Javascript.

    Read more (387 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 9 April, 2021
  • Annabe enjoying Choose Your Own (Minecraft) Story books.

    Twinebook - Printable Interactive Fiction

    Twinebook lets you use Twine to make printable adventure gamebooks. Is there mileage in expanding on the prototype, Dan wonders?

    Read more (472 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 5 April, 2021
  • Thieves' Cant tableau at the end of a game of Dialect, with cards strewn around the table.

    The Ballad of John Crawford

    Dan and his friends play a second game of Dialect, this time as a criminal gang on Portsmouth docks.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1130 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 9 March, 2021
  • (Specimen) 2021 census form on which Ruth declares that she cohabits with both a husband AND a partner.

    Hey ONS: This Is Not A Mistake

    Last census, Dan and his family had to fill the paper version to work-around monogamy-centric validations on the digital versions. The Office of National Statistics have had 10 years to fix the bug... do you reckon they've managed?

    Read more (277 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 2 March, 2021
  • Image representing post: Entles (Gender-Neutral Aunts, Uncles, etc.)

    Entles (Gender-Neutral Aunts, Uncles, etc.)

    With thanks to Enfys' latest blog post, Dan learns a new word and he loves it.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (721 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 11 February, 2021
  • A woman lies on a bed with her legs crossed, playfully wagging her finger. The mouse cursor is shaped like a feather.

    Axe Feather 2021

    Dan recreates a 16-year old Flash-based interactive ad using modern web technologies.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2102 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 2 February, 2021
  • Pizza in an oven, fire raging behind and jumping onto the floor of the oven.

    Further Lessons in Wood-Fired Pizza

    Dan makes another attempt at cooking pizza in his wood-fired oven. It turns out better than last time, and he learns a lot.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (748 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 25 January, 2021
  • Finished game board from The Outpost backdrop of our game of Dialect.

    We Are The Martians

    Alec, Matt R, Penny, and Dan play The Outpost scenario in Dialect: A Game About Language and How It Dies.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1158 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 16 January, 2021
  • Relationship to proposer question with 'spouse' option but not 'living with partner'.

    Confused.com Confuses Me

    Confused.com's user interface makes Dan cry when he tries to comparison-shop car insurance. Here's why.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1431 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 15 January, 2021
  • Dan with his tongue out holding a glass of champagne.

    The Diamonds, The Dagger and One Classy Dame

    The celebration of Dan's fortieth birthday continues with a surprise (remote) murder mystery party!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (650 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 10 January, 2021
  • Pizza on fire in oven.

    How Not to use A Pizza Oven

    Dan gets a wood-fired oven for his birthday and immediately uses it to destroy several pieces of cookware. Made tasty pizza, though!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (487 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 8 January, 2021
  • Bash shell running the command "curl -i https://hell.meiert.org/core/php/link.php". The response includes a HTTP Link: header referencing a CSS stylesheet; this is highlighted.

    The Fourth Way to Inject CSS

    Dan explains why using Link: HTTP headers for stylesheets should be considered a distinct way of loading CSS (that you can't use).

    Read more - about 4 minutes (715 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 December, 2020
  • A Creative MuVo MP3 player (and FM radio), powered off, on a white surface.

    Downloading a YouTube Music Playlist for Offline Play

    When Dan is asked how to get YouTube Music onto a retro MP3 player, he uses it as an excuse to explain the process of writing a web scraper.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1354 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 17 December, 2020

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