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  • Dan sitting in the driving seat of a car, doing maths on a portable whiteboard.

    Mathematics of Mid-Journey Refuelling

    Dan uses the Secretary Problem to work out which filling station to pull over at for the cheapest fuel on a long journey.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (581 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 27 May, 2022
  • Dan and Jacob look at a piece of code together; Dan is smiling but Jacob looks disgusted.

    Wonder Syndrome

    Ruth writes about "Wonder Syndrome" as a counterpoint to "imposter syndrome", an Dan reflects on how and why he's adopting the term too.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (694 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 19 April, 2022
  • Image representing post: Child Photographers

    Child Photographers

    Taking photos of children isn't difficult. Unless it's the early 1980s and that child is Dan.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (691 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 4 April, 2022
  • Image representing post: Say... "Cheese?"

    Say... "Cheese?"

    Dan films himself trying five vegan cheese substitutes for your... let's say "enjoyment".

    Read more - about 4 minutes (775 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 23 March, 2022
  • Image representing post: Nginx Caching for Passenger Applications

    Nginx Caching for Passenger Applications

    Adding Nginx microcaching to a Passenger application requires a little thought. Let's save you from thinking about it.

    Read more (451 words)

    • Article
    • posted 11 March, 2022
  • Screenshot showing a cavern map in Gimp, with the Export Image dialog open and PDF selected as the output format.

    Printing Maps from Dungeondraft

    Tips on using Dungeondraft to make RPG maps you can print for tabletop use.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (944 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 March, 2022
  • Image representing post: DNDle (Wordle, but with D&D monster stats)

    DNDle (Wordle, but with D&D monster stats)

    Dan releases DNDle, a Wordle clone where you assign characteristics to try to guess the Dungeons and Dragons monster-of-the-day.

    Read more (407 words)

    • Article
    • 24 comments
    • posted 16 February, 2022
  • Treemap showing countries of Automatticians. North America and specifically the USA dominates, the UK has the most in Europe, etc.

    Automattic International

    Off the back of a colleague's throwaway comment, Dan makes cartograms showing how his coworkers' countries proportionally dominate their world map.

    Read more (470 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 14 February, 2022
  • Grey squirrel sitting on a log.

    Coco the Criminal and Peanut the Prophet

    After squirrels steal his bird feeder, Dan wonders about their motives... and what happened next.

    Read more (403 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 10 February, 2022
  • World map showing the locations of Dan, his immediate team, and its parent team. There's a cluster of nine pins Europe, a few pins further East in Russia and Indonesia, one in Cape Town, two in North America, and one in Central America.

    Automattic Privilege

    Dan's thinks about the geographic/cultural privileges he enjoys within his international workplace.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (664 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 7 February, 2022
  • Image representing post: EGXchange - a digital EGX wallet

    EGXchange - a digital EGX wallet

    Dan launches a digital wallet service for users of the Emma Goldcoin (EGX) digital currency.

    Read more (264 words)

    • Article
    • posted 27 December, 2021
  • Two laptops: one showing a full-screen Zoom chat with Dan and "Jackbox Games"; the second showing a windowed copy of Jackbox Party Pack 8.

    Taking a Jackbox Zoom Party to the Next Level

    Dan hosts a lot of Jackbox games over Zoom, and he's got some pro-level tips to share with you.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1089 words)

    • Article
    • posted 16 December, 2021
  • Tick Tock screenshot showing a mysterious machine with many buttons. The machine is switched on and the screen shows a wolf's head and the number "-2". The buttons show a bug, an hourglass, a snake, a wolf's head, a keyhole, a cog, a raven, a doll, and a section of railway track.

    Tick Tock

    Dan reviews Tick Tock, a cooperative puzzle game that he and Ruth played for their Date Night this week, and recommends you give it a go!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (559 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 2 December, 2021
  • Flowchart showing how the pronouns used by Three Rings for a volunteer are contingent on what properties their org records, whether the volunteer has specified pronouns, failing that whether they've specified a gender, falling back to "singular they" pronouns.

    Pronouns in Three Rings

    Via a quick linguistics lesson, Dan explains how Three Rings handles volunteers' pronouns, and how it might need to improve in future.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1323 words)

    • Article
    • posted 17 November, 2021
  • Dan, near his front door, reads his mail. His facial expression suggests that he's about to exclaim "What!?"

    Email Tracking and Paperless Banking

    Dan's paperless baking gets taken away when he doesn't consent to them tracking when and where he reads their emails.

    Read more (436 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 November, 2021

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