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  • Cover of The Husbands by Holly Gramazio, with tagline 'you wait ages for The One... then 203 come along at once'. Five-colour poster art shows a woman wearing a sleeveless top, long skirt, and trainers using a hand saw to cut through a ladder which stretches up through the title and at the top of which we can just make out the trousered legs of a man, climbing past a pendant light.

    The Husbands by Holly Gramazio

    One of the best books I've read so far this year (although my review is about three months late!) was Holly Gramazio's debut novel, The Husbands. A proper page-turner that keeps you engaged through all of its twists and turns, I can't recommend it strongly enough.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (524 words)

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    • posted 7 September, 2026
  • A dilapidated living room with damaged lower walls and missing flooring, filled with tools and bags of rubbish.

    F-Day plus 204 (no content??)

    HTTP status code 204 means "no content". No update. Nothing to tell you. F-Day plus 204 brings the same meaning: a disappointing lack of updates to the efforts to repair our house following getting flooded-out in February.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 September, 2026
  • Screenshot of a gov.uk web page, showing the error "You cannot add this vehicle to your account. DVLA cannot match your details to the registered keeper details on the V5C (logbook) for the vehicle DQ26 ABC"

    It took 13 years to notice my invalid vehicle registration certificate!

    Thirteen years ago, it seems, a DVLA form processor decided that my name must have been a company name, and incorrectly registered my car's keeper as being a non-existent company imagined to share my name. And I only just found out.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1082 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 2 September, 2026
  • Terminal in which 'dig danq.me @`dig NS me +short | head -n1`' has been run, outputting NS responses ns1.danq.me through ns4.danq.me, with additional section records for A and AAAA records for each.

    Vanity Nameservers (White-Label DNS) in 2026

    Back in 2006, adding vanity nameservers to my personal domains was just something I did as a matter of course, but - like most of the Internet - I don't bother any more. Until today, when I switched danq.me's nameservers to four subdomains of danq.me. For the sake of nostalgia!

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1271 words)

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 28 August, 2026
  • Composite photograph showing the front and rear of a postcard written on the cardboard packaging of a Canadian boil-in-the-bag food product.

    A Postcard from Tony (who the heck is Tonyβ€½)

    I received another Postcard From The Internet; this one's written on a very unusual medium, and that's not the only thing that's odd about it... another thing is that I can't work out who its from, beyond the first-name-only with which they've signed the card. Who are you, Tony?

    Read more (302 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 26 August, 2026
  • Two crumpled pillows at the head of a double bed.

    Boring Polyamory: Equality and Bedrooms

    The other month, I described my polyamory as 'boring', which attracted lots of interesting questions and feedback. Let's address the first one - why does my partner not have a bedroom of 'her own', even though both of her partners get one?

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1312 words)

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 25 August, 2026
  • The sun completely occluded by the moon.

    Three(ish) Weeks In Spain

    With exceptions for those of us who had work to do at the start or end, my family and I just spent three weeks hopping around the East of Spain, featuring surfing, a theme park, exploring, dodging the heat, and - of course - a total solar eclipse.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2030 words)

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    • posted 23 August, 2026
  • User information area from the top of a website, showing Dan Q with no incoming messages and, crucially," 1,035 finds".

    Geocaching.com Can't Count? (my 1000+ geocache finds!)

    After finding over a thousand geocaches, I wanted to check my total with the largest of the geocache listing sites I use, and discovered that you can't get the same answer twice from it even if you ask it three times for an answer. Wot?

    Read more - about 3 minutes (608 words)

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    • posted 14 August, 2026
  • A red and orange sunset with beams reaching up over the hilly horizon of climatically- Mediterranean farmlands.

    Casa Ventola

    I'm spending the week on the East coast of Spain, hoping to see the imminent solar eclipse. And in the meantime, I've been finding local geocaches (including my thousandth!) and exploring the local sights with my family.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (551 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 12 August, 2026
  • Top surface of a TV soundbar showing plus, minus, and power buttons, and a red LED.

    BeepAlive - keeping my soundbar from going to sleep

    My dog ate the remote for the soundbar on my TV/media centre, and it keeps going into 'sleep mode'. So I wrote a software tool that periodically makes an inaudible noise to trick the soundbar into staying 'awake'. That's how a hacky engineer like me fixes a hardware problem with a software solution!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (594 words)

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 4 August, 2026
  • A partially-boarded up and heavily-graffitied residential street with unmaintained peeling paint, in front of which a woman in an enormous red dress walks.

    (Feeling Fucking) Fabulous in Blackpool

    This year, MEEK's Fabulous has been stuck on a loop in my head, but I only just got around to watching the music video. Which, to my delight, is shot in the region of what I reckon is Britain's gayest pub crawl. Let's take a tour together...

    Read more - about 3 minutes (657 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 July, 2026
  • A row of ticket gates in a London Underground station.

    Contactless Transport in London vs Paris

    Paris is rolling-out contactless tap-in payments for its transport network. Sounds like London's... except that Paris's includes a "convenience tax" that seems to disproportionately target short-term visitors. What might this say about each city's relationship with tourism?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (751 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 July, 2026
  • Firefighters pull hoses from a fire engine towards the inferno of a flaming cabin.

    "You saved my life!" (or: how my kids briefly thought I was a superhero)

    A misunderstanding by my kids this weekend briefly made them think that I'd pulled a stranger from a burning building... when in reality I only lent him a mobile phone charger.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (975 words)

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    • posted 19 July, 2026
  • Photo postcard showing a valley flanked by deciduous woodlands.

    Hashcard #2

    I received my tenth "postcard from the Internet", which also happens to be my second geohashing "hashcard". How lovely!

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 17 July, 2026
  • Screenshot showing a web form with Dan Q and three other passengers on the outbound leg of a journey. Personal details appear to be blurred, but are actually spoofed AND blurred, per Dan's tradition. A 'Return passenger information is the same' checkbox is checked.

    The secret API I used to tell LeShuttle about different outbound and return passengers

    Channel Tunnel operator LeShuttle's website wouldn't provide a working UI to specify that I'd have different passengers in my car for the outbound and return journeys. So, obviously, I reverse-engineered their API and pushed the information to their database directly.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1012 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 July, 2026

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