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Year: 2026

  • Wall clock with 10 hours instead of 12, each indicated with roman numerals showing the decimal partial hours at each point.

    Re: Decimal Clock

    Niki proposed a decimalised analogue clock, with ten subdivisions broken into partial hours. I much prefer a traditional clock, and propose an alternative approach.

    Read more (29 words)

    • Reply
    • posted 11 November, 2026
  • The PO Box service that I use to receive postcards from the Internet sends me partial scans of incoming mail before it gets forwarded on to me. It's a tease! Hey look: you're going to get a postcard from... I want to say Croatia?

    But now you have to wait until Royal Mail feel like bringing it the last 80 miles to my door so I can see it!

    Full image of Franked Croatian postage stamp.
    Alt

    Franked Croatian postage stamp.

    • Note
    • posted 11 November, 2026
  • Dan Q's Things filtered to show healthy (confirmed-working) puzzle games implemented in JavaScript.

    "Things" is a thing that showcases my things.

    This week I relaunched my static site, Dan Q's Things, that catalogues my various Web projects. I'm pretty pleased with the new version! Let me tell you about why...

    Read more - about 3 minutes (636 words)

    • Article
    • posted 11 November, 2026
  • Framegrab from a video with Dan talking about a website.

    "Things" is a thing that showcases my things. [Video]

    A video tour of my favourite five features of the Dan Q's Things website I just re-launched, because I'm moderately proud of it.

    Read more (47 words)

    • Video
    • posted 11 November, 2026
  • Fail2Ban configuration code.

    Geohashing.site's Better Banhammer

    Off the back of yesterday's conversations about PHP-powered honeypots to IP-ban badly-behaved bots, I'd like to share the configuration I've been using to effectively protect Geohashing.site this year.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (899 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 10 November, 2026
  • Re: Blunt Banhammer Blocks Basic Bots Ballistically

    Terence Eden's shared the honeypot he came up with to make a powerful honeypot-powered block against badly-behaved bots. I'm concerned, though: I've seen this pattern before and know that it can be used as a denial-of-service attack. Here's how I'd do it differently...

    Read more - about 3 minutes (618 words)

    • Reply
    • 5 comments
    • posted 9 November, 2026
  • JTA checked on our house this morning, which has been under repair since it flooded 269 days ago. There he discovered that, after countless delays and long periods of no progress, the replacement flooring has finally arrived!

    Full image of In light fog, alongside a skip, a flatbed lorry unloads pallets of floor tiles onto a residential driveway.
    Alt

    In light fog, alongside a skip, a flatbed lorry unloads pallets of floor tiles onto a residential driveway.

    I'm still hopeful of a "Christmas miracle" of being able to move back home before the end of the year. But we'll see...

    • Note
    • posted 9 November, 2026
  • Google Authenticator shows the code '123456' for DanQ.me.

    The Day my Phone Number contained my TOTP

    Once, I saw a six-digit sequential sequence of my phone number appear in an 'authenticator app' TOTP code. What are the odds? Incredibly rare. And yet, given long enough, inevitable. Here's how I put it...

    Read more (264 words)

    • Article
    • posted 7 November, 2026
  • Cards showing relative statistics about different animals, alongside HTML controls for sorting them.

    Dynamic Sorting in Pure CSS

    Did you know that you can make a list of items "sortable" client-side with just one selector and one property of CSS per sort-criteria, and have a fully-fledged ordering system without an iota of JavaScript? Let me show you how!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (558 words)

    • Article
    • posted 6 November, 2026
  • Shrink-wrapped wooden doors in an indoor residential building site.

    F-Day plus 266

    It's been 266 days since we were flooded out of our home, and progress on repairs still seems to be glacial. It's still unclear if we'll be back by Christmas as delays and excuses continue to stack up. But the most-tragic thing is that working-around this temporary arrangement has become our everyday routine.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (793 words)

    • Article
    • posted 5 November, 2026
  • Delightful location for lunch with the "Old Guard of Cake & Magic", my former team from the Bodleian Libraries, now what... two employers ago!?

    Still probably one of the friendliest and most-passionate digital teams I've ever had the privilege to work with; it's so nice to be able to stay in touch.

    Full image of Cafe attractively decorated with parasols and net curtains.
    Alt

    Cafe attractively decorated with parasols and net curtains.

    • Note
    • posted 4 November, 2026
  • Close-up of number plate HV51KMZ, showing tagline "IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR LOSING", with incorrect use of "your" (should be "you're").

    Your Losing

    Briefly stuck behind this BMW in traffic, and had to wonder... who pays for a custom tagline/slogan on their number plate and doesn't run it through a spelling/grammar checker first?

    Read more (32 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 November, 2026
  • Comments section with waving Dan Q 'Danaboo' caricature.

    Blogsmaxxing

    I glanced at my blogging stats and noticed that, with 559 posts so far this year (including this one), this has been my most-prolific year of blogging ever, beating the previous record holder of 2018. In honour of 2026, I feel like I should call this blogsmaxxing.

    I should dig up my word-counter script and see if my bloggy fecundity is represented in quantity of words written, rather than "just" posts.

    • Note
    • posted 3 November, 2026
  • Did not find GCB9ZGB Church Micro 2416...Appleton - St Laurence

    This checkin to GCB9ZGB Church Micro 2416...Appleton - St Laurence reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Worked out the coordinates on the way out into the woods but was prevented from searching by muggles. Had a hint on the way back out of the woods but couldn't lay eyes, hands, โ€ฆ

    Read more (44 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCB9ZGB
    • posted 31 October, 2026
  • Found GCB9ZHJ Besselsleigh Wood - The Old Coppiced Tree

    This checkin to GCB9ZHJ Besselsleigh Wood - The Old Coppiced Tree reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Found in the second place we looked. The geohound and I definitely approached this one from the wrong direction and the poor pupper's little legs weren't well-equipped for the brambly terrain: she had โ€ฆ

    Read more (56 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCB9ZHJ
    • posted 31 October, 2026

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