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Tag: words

  • Dan, a white man with a goatee beard and a blue ponytail, looks thoughtful as he crouches on a footpath near a fawn-coloured French Bulldog.

    Rubberdogging

    Rubberdogging, verb: attempting to invent a solution to a technical problem by explaining it out loud to a pet. From "rubberducking", the practice of doing so to an inanimate object, and "dog walking".

    • Note
    • 4 comments
    • posted 17 May, 2026
  • I guess I'll need some "assistnace" from Tesco to explain why my (long-neglected!) Clubcard didn't work when buying some emergency sunscreen this morning. ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Full image of Photo of a self-checkout screen reading "Sorry, we don't recognise this Clubcard. Try again or call for assistnace." [sic]
    Alt

    Photo of a self-checkout screen reading "Sorry, we don't recognise this Clubcard. Try again or call for assistnace." [sic]

    • Note
    • posted 7 April, 2026
  • Two Chain Words boards: squares with letters around the sides and a criss-crossing line webbing its way across them to spell a series of word crocodiles. The first reads 'GROOMS SOURS SOBER', scoring 77 for a 'very hard' target of 55. The second reads 'BUT TWATS SEND DAY', scoring 51 for a 'medium' target of 72.

    Chain Words

    I've been enjoying playing Chain Words, from eclectech, intermittently, since it came out in November. If you've not given it a go yet, and you like a word game that's a bit different, you should try it!

    Read more (61 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 13 January, 2026
  • Can it perhaps be time that we stop saying "ethical non-monogamy"?

    Nobody feels the need to say "ethical monogamy"; monogamous folks are given the benefit of the doubt and assumed to be practicing a relationship ethically.

    I feel like polyamory, open relationships, relationship anarchy and other forms of non-monogamy are now sufficiently accessible to popular culture that we can drop the word "ethical" and still be understood. (Ideally we do so before it starts to look like virtue-labelling.)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 November, 2025
  • Rachel Riley, wearing a pink and black dress, stands in front of a partially-filled Countdown board showing the letters 'DANQ.ME'.

    Impossible Countdown

    Are there any tilesets that can be legitimately drawn during Countdown's Letters Game for which there exist no English words? I began writing a program to try to find the worst possible deals, but then found a series of heuristic shortcuts that meant I could find one with just a few minutes thought... because it turns out computers aren't always the right answer!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (926 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 5 October, 2025
  • Mobile phone, held in a white person's hand, showing an online banking screenshot: a payment to John Smith is being configured, with the reference set as "Minge fuck slag".

    The 55 Words you Can't Say in Faster Payments

    Step aside, George Carlin! Sam Easterby-Smith wants to share with the world the 55 words you can't say in a UK faster payments reference.

    Read more (241 words)

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    • of this original
    • 2 comments
    • posted 12 February, 2025
  • For World Book Day (which here in the UK is marked a month earlier than the rest of the world) the kids' school invited people to come "dressed as a word".

    As usual, the kids and teachers participated along with only around two other adults. But of course I was one of them.

    This year, I was "magical".

    Full image of Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.
    Alt

    Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.

    • Note
    • posted 7 March, 2024
  • A young magpie on dusty dry ground.

    [Bloganuary] Magpies are the Best Bird

    Magpies are the best bird, nay, the best animal. Fight me.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (513 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 15 January, 2024
  • Screenshot showing a completed game of Woodward Draw; the final word was "goat".

    Woodward Draw

    Over the course of three days, I completed excellent 4-letter-word-puzzle-game Woodward Draw, and I think you should give it a go too.

    Read more (198 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 31 August, 2023
  • Dan, wearing a warm weatherproof black jacket and a purple "Woo" woolen hat, alongside a 9-year-old girl wrapped up in a faux-leapordskin hat and an iridescent coat, against a snowy hillside with rolling clouds.

    That Moment When You Forget Somebody's Dead

    For the first time in years, perhaps, I had that "moment of forgotting my dad was dead" thing.

    Read more (256 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 February, 2023
  • Was a 10th century speaker of Old Saxon a "Saxophone"? ๐Ÿค”

    Read more - about 1 minutes (10 words)

    • Note
    • posted 26 September, 2022
  • Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle in which the answer to 70 across can be answered in two different ways.

    STAR T/W R/A E/R K/S

    Dan shares and comments on an excellent crossword puzzle.

    Read more (243 words)

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    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 8 February, 2022
  • Face of a gosse, looking into the camera. Other geese can be seen swimming in the background.

    Goose-Related Etymologies

    Geese seem to work their way all over our language. Let's take a look at the etymology of some goosey terminology.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1199 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 4 comments
    • posted 5 July, 2021
  • Word Ladder Solver

    It's likely that the first word ladder puzzles were created by none other than Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson), the talented British mathematician, and author of the Alice's adventures. According to Carroll, he invented them on Christmas Day in 1877.

    A word ladder puzzle consists of two end-cap words, and the goal is to derive a โ€ฆ

    Read more (213 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 7 April, 2019
  • Gypsies, a Turkey, a pan of French Fries, and the Kings of Leon

    Odd One Out?

    Which is the odd-one out: gypsies, turkeys, french fries, or the Kings of Leon? It's a simple riddle, but it's still better than whatever you've gotten out of your cracker.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1406 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 December, 2013

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