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Tag: technology

  • 428: Precondition Failed ("You're still sleeping with your ex-!?")

    Breakups as HTTP Response Codes

    408: Request Timeout = "You keep saying you'll propose, but you never do", and 18 other HTTP response codes expressed as relationship breakdowns.

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    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 22 November, 2022
  • Screenshots showing STS-6, listing the most-recent blog posts on DanQ.me, in two different display styles.

    Spring '83 Came And Went

    As the sun begins to set on Spring '83, I finally finish implementing my server for the protocol, way too late for anybody to pay attention or notice.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (795 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 20 November, 2022
  • Matt Westcott stands to the side of a stage, drinking beer, while centrestage a cross-shaped "pharmacy sign" projects an animation of an ambulance rocketing into a starfield.

    Oxford Geek Nights #52

    Oxford Geek Night returned this week after an incredibly-long hiatus, and it was amazing.

    Read more (384 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 19 November, 2022
  • Finally got around to implementing a super-lightweight (~20 lines of code, 1 dependency) Spring '83 key generator. There are plenty of others; nobody needs this one, but it's free if you want it:

    https://github.com/Dan-Q/spring83-keygen

    Read more (36 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 18 November, 2022
  • Screenshot showing this blog rendered as plain text as the result of running finger blog@danq.me at a Linux terminal.

    Finger Portal to WordPress Blog

    Has anybody ever made a Finger-to-WordPress gateway before? No? Can you imagine why that might be?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (741 words)

    • Article
    • 28 comments
    • posted 17 November, 2022
  • Photo showing fragile dewey spiderwebs on blades of grass.

    Wake Me Up When September Ends

    Inspired by Hugh Rundle's post about Mastodon's imminent "Eternal September", Dan muses on what he can best do to help as the fediverse faces its biggest expansion surge yet.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (657 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 9 November, 2022
  • Unable to sleep, I found myself wondering whether anybody with a retro-hipster vibe had built a smart pocketwatch. All your smartwatch features, but in pocketwatch format.


    Then I realised I was describing a mobile phone on a keychain.

    Read more (38 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 November, 2022
  • Dan, as a teenager, sits at a desk with his hand to his chin. In the foreground, a beiege two-button wired ball-type computer mouse rests on the corner of the desk. Dan is wearing a black t-shirt with a red devil face printed onto it.

    My First MP3

    I ripped my first MP3 file back in 1995. Where could it be now? I'd recognise it if I found it!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (949 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 5 comments
    • posted 2 October, 2022
  • Image representing post: Beating Children at Mastermind [Video]

    Beating Children at Mastermind [Video]

    Video version of Dan's recent blog post about writing software to help him cheat at Mastermind.

    Read more (54 words)

    • Video
    • posted 24 August, 2022
  • A plastic Mastermind board in blue and yellow with ten guess spaces and eight pegs. The sixth guess is unscored but looks likely to be the valid solution.

    Beating Children at Mastermind

    Sick of losing Mastermind to his kids, Dan cheats by implementing a brute-force solver he can run on his phone.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1531 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 August, 2022
  • Image representing post: Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Dan deploys Flic 2 "smart buttons" to remind him to read his post and bring the milk in.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1106 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 22 June, 2022
  • Adapted version of XKCD comic #927. Titled: How WP plugins proliferate (see: authentication, crossposting, galleries, etc.). Situation: there are 14 competing WordPress plugins. Engineers in conversation agree that 14 is ridiculous and commit to developing a unified plugin that covers everybody's use cases. Result: there are now 15 competing WordPress plugins.

    Almost nerdsniped myself when I discovered several #WordPress plugins that didn't quite do what I needed. Considered writing an overarching one to "solve" the problem. Then I remembered @xkcd comic 927...

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    • Note
    • 6 comments
    • posted 26 May, 2022
  • Underside of a car with a removable battery.

    Will swapping out electric car batteries catch on?

    Dan comments on news of a car battery "coaching station" that's opened in Oslo.

    Read more (435 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 2 comments
    • posted 17 May, 2022
  • Dan and Jacob look at a piece of code together; Dan is smiling but Jacob looks disgusted.

    Wonder Syndrome

    Ruth writes about "Wonder Syndrome" as a counterpoint to "imposter syndrome", an Dan reflects on how and why he's adopting the term too.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (694 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 19 April, 2022
  • Two laptops: one showing a full-screen Zoom chat with Dan and "Jackbox Games"; the second showing a windowed copy of Jackbox Party Pack 8.

    Taking a Jackbox Zoom Party to the Next Level

    Dan hosts a lot of Jackbox games over Zoom, and he's got some pro-level tips to share with you.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1089 words)

    • Article
    • posted 16 December, 2021

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