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Tag: school

  • Why Are We Taught to Memorise and Not Learn?

    Γ‡aki puts forward a political but fair look at the mass-production standardisation of English-language education in British schools. In an effort to make work measurable and objectively assessable, it argues, we're stripping the joy out of the art of writing.

    Read more (212 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 8 September, 2026
  • Dan, a white man, stands with his arms raised outside a nicely-decorated converted barn.

    F-Day plus 12

    It's been only twelve days since our house flooded (it feels like a lot longer!), and progress is slow on getting damage assessments and medium-term accommodation planning sorted.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (552 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 25 February, 2026
  • A white man with a goatee lies on his back on a floor. A French Bulldog lies on his chest, looking at him.

    Dog tired

    Today was a long day. Between commuting (the kids to school from our distant flood-evacuation accommodation), work, childcare, insurance wrangling etc., I was pretty tired when I got back "home". So I came in and lay on the floor.

    At which point the dog decided I was a pillow.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 February, 2026
  • 16-bit Windows screenshot with a background image from WarGames. A dialog box asks 'Are you sure you want to quit? If you quit, you will lose the ability to: (a) use network chat tools, (b) play videogames awhen you should be doing coursework, (c) impress your friends and raise your otherwise-pathetic social status'; the cursor hovers over a 'Yes, I'm out' button.

    How an RM Nimbus Taught Me a Hacker Mentality

    Thirty to thirty-five years ago, as a young and curious hacker, I broke out of the restrictions on my secondary school's computer lab and briefly achieved rockstar popularity amongst peers who, through my tools, could now play videogames instead of doing their coursework. But their interest in the results of my exploits were incompatible with my interest in the sheet joy of discovery... and, inevitably, this meant trouble.

    Read more - about 12 minutes (2688 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 30 January, 2026
  • Turtle-graphics illustration of a yellow window made of four rectangular quarters, with a triangular mountain peak visible through it with its peak at the centre of the window.

    How I Learned the Pythagorean Theorem

    I clearly remember the day I first learned the Pythagorean theorem, because I had a problem I wanted to solve and a practical application that I wanted to use it on. Let's re-create the experience, and see if I can take any lessons about how to support my kids in their own mathematical journeys.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (871 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 13 November, 2025
  • It's the Third of Bleptember, and this routine-loving pupper is still confused by the fact that the elder child doesn't come on the school-run morning walk any more, instead leaving early to catch the bus to her new school. Look at those big anxious eyes, poor thing!

    Full image of A French Bulldog wearing a harness stands in a cluttered hallway, looking sideways through an open door. Her tongue is sticking slightly out.
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    A French Bulldog wearing a harness stands in a cluttered hallway, looking sideways through an open door. Her tongue is sticking slightly out.

    • Note
    • posted 3 September, 2025
  • The Second of Bleptember brought back the morning school run into this doggo's routine. And while she was glad of the extra walk, she also seemed glad of the opportunity to lie down in a quiet, child-free hallway upon our return home.

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on a rug, with her tongue sticking out almost enough to touch the floor.
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    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on a rug, with her tongue sticking out almost enough to touch the floor.

    • Note
    • posted 2 September, 2025
  • Looking forward to the school run starting again next week... so I get a bonus excuses for walks around our beautiful village!

    Full image of Paddock with horses under a sky of mixed clouds and an arching rainbow.
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    Paddock with horses under a sky of mixed clouds and an arching rainbow.

    • Note
    • posted 29 August, 2025
  • A hand-coloured card, saying 'Thank you so much', with a child's drawing of somebody talking about Bell Beaker people and a photo of Dan showing pictures of pots to a class of schoolchildren.

    The Local Historian

    This week I (again) helped share my knowledge about a nearby stone circle and henge with a group of children from the local school. And I was overjoyed to receive the most-delightful handmade 'thank you' card from the class.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (526 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 10 July, 2025
  • Pretty sure there isn't a prize for Throwing Wet Sponges At Children during the graduating year's "fun run" at the school sports day... but just like the kids are asked to, I'm going to try my best. 😁

    • Note
    • posted 25 June, 2025
  • I don't want to withdraw any of our children from sec [sic] education lessons.

    Full image of Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.
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    Part of an email, written in Comic Sans, reading: Ages 10 – 11 Puberty for boys and girls revisited. Understanding conception to the birth of a baby. Becoming a teenager. All lessons are taught using correct terminology, child-friendly language and diagrams. / Content on relationships is compulsory for all children as well as work on reproduction and body parts, which is also covered as part of science lessons. However, parents can decide to withdraw their child from sex education lessons. Class teachers can provide more information if you wish to discuss this with your child’s teacher. / If you would like to withdraw your child from sec education lessons, then please put this in writing by the end of this week 6th June.

    However they're spelled, they're a great idea, and I'm grateful to live in a part of the world where their existence isn't the target of religious politics.

    But if I can withdraw consent to receiving emails about sex education in Comic Sans then that'd be great, thanks. πŸ˜…

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 2 June, 2025
  • Third day of being ill with what's probably a winter vomiting bug, with one child home sick from school... and just having had to collect the other kid who started throwing up on his school trip... I finally got back to my bed and picked up the next book on my pile, Becky Chambers' A Psalm for the Willd-Built.

    The opening page reads: "For anybody who could use a break."

    Full image of Printed serifed text reading: 'For anybody who could use a break.'
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    Printed serifed text reading: 'For anybody who could use a break.'

    Yes. Yes, please.

    • Note
    • posted 25 February, 2025
  • Dan, as a young child, superimposed against a background with a star, with a speech bubble reading 'Hark! A star! In the East!'

    God's Adviser

    When I was a young child I took part in a school nativity play, and was so insistent about picking holes in the theological inconsistencies implied by the script that I had to be expelled from the classroom. Here's how it went down.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1129 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 February, 2025
  • On the way to school this morning, the 10-year-old lagged behind to build a small snowman.

    On the way back, the dog saw the snowman, which wasn't there when she'd passed earlier. She wanted to make it clear that she Did. Not. Trust. it. She stood back and growled at it for a while, and then, eventually, was persuaded to come closer.

    Leaning as far as her little legs could manage, she stretched to carefully sniff it while keeping her distance. She still wasn't entirely happy and ran most of the way to the end of the path to get away from the mysterious cold heap.

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog wearing a teal jumper leans hard to sniff at (while avoiding getting too close to) a small snowman about the same size as her, on a footpath mostly covered with snow (except for a patch from which the snowman's materials were clearly extracted).
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    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog wearing a teal jumper leans hard to sniff at (while avoiding getting too close to) a small snowman about the same size as her, on a footpath mostly covered with snow (except for a patch from which the snowman's materials were clearly extracted).

    (This same dog earlier this year spent quarter of an hour barking at our wheelbarrow when, unusually, it was left in the middle of the lawn, rather than beside the shed. She doesn't like change!)

    • Note
    • posted 19 November, 2024
  • Kids' ability to pick up new words from context is amazing.

    Kids' confidence even when they've misunderstood how a word is used is hilarious. 😊

    This evening, our 7-year-old was boasting about how well-behaved his class was while their regular teacher had to attend an all-day meeting, vs how much it impressed the temporary teacher they had.

    His words: "Today we had a supply teacher and we totally DOMINATED her!"

    • Note
    • posted 12 November, 2024

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