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Tag: money

  • On Publishing Your Salary

    Kev Quirk observes that of folks who (like me) choose to share their salary online, there's likely to be a skew towards higher salaries. What can we do to better-contextualise that, I wonder?

    Read more - about 3 minutes (586 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 September, 2026
  • Image representing post: Elon Musk, Human Ponzi Scheme

    Elon Musk, Human Ponzi Scheme

    With thanks to Mark Palko for sharing: this seems like a spot-on observation of Musk's career. Wouldn't it be nice if the world's first trillionaire also happened to be the world's last trillionaire?

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    • of this original
    • posted 16 June, 2026
  • Screenshot of a table and graph that shows all AI companies spending significantly more money than they make... except for NVidia, who're making bank.

    Is AI Profitable Yet?

    No surprises from this website, but it's interesting/staggering to see quite how LARGE the disparity between spending and profit is for some of these companies.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 28 May, 2026
  • Dan, a white man with a blue ponytail, wearing a green t-shirt, watches a stopwatch timer on his phone while filling a measuring jug from the kitchen sink.

    ยฃ4,803.40 a Year for Water?

    When we moved house, Thames Water failed to set us up an account correctly, and the hacky workaround they came up with claims that we spent our first 11 hours in the Chicory House perhaps pouring three tonnes of water into an ankle-depth 5ร—10 metre swimming pool.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1018 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 30 April, 2026
  • Graph showing my salary history: the same data as is in the table above.

    My Salary History

    Inspired by Jeremy Keith doing the same, I've made the salary history of my career transparent.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (479 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 15 April, 2026
  • Invoice from DreamHost to Dan Q dated 30 June 2007, showing an annual renewal of New.McLargeHuge for $239.40 partially-offset by six referral payments for $0.99 each.

    I guess I'm never paying DreamHost back

    About 17 years ago, I stopped using DreamHost. They later decided I owed them money. I disagreed, but enjoyed watching them incredibly-slowly claw it back via the 'refer and earn' program, from all the people I ever recommended them to. But now, only a few months from the (alleged) debt being settled... they've killed the program, depriving me of the opportunity for... a more-humorous blog post, I guess?

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 18 November, 2025
  • Today, for the first time ever, I simultaneously published a piece of content across five different media: a Weblog post, a video essay, a podcast episode, a Gemlog post, and a Spartanlog post.

    Must be about something important, right?

    Nope, it's a meandering journey to coming up with a design for a ยฃ5 coin that will never exist. Delightfully pointless. Being the Internet I want to see in the world.

    ๐Ÿ”— https://danq.me/the-beer-token

    • Note
    • posted 4 September, 2025
  • Dan sits in a library, his finger to his temple, alongside a superimposed image of a ยฃ5 coin marked-up as a 'beer token'.

    The Beer Token [Video]

    A vloggy video version of my blog post about Beer Tokens, for those who'd rather watch than listen or read.

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    • Video
    • posted 4 September, 2025
  • A pint of light-coloured beer on wooden board, with the sea in the background. An orange towel sits alongside.

    The Beer Token

    Thanks to the success of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, we can never forget quite how much beer you used to be able to get for a fiver (plus an exceptionally-generous tip). Nowadays, it'll get you one pint, if you're lucky... and that offers us an exciting opportunity...

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1490 words)

    • Article
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    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 September, 2025
  • Carefully-censored letter from Halifax, highlighting the parts that show my correct address, last four digits of my card, and my credit limit... and where it shows a pair of names that are not mine.

    Halifax Shared My Credit Agreement!

    Today, my partner's husband received a letter, addressed to him, about a change to his credit card agreement. Except the letter wasn't about his credit card... it was about mine! Halifax dun goofed.

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 April, 2025
  • My Three Rings volunteering this International Volunteer Day isn't all technical work. It's also time to process the incoming postal mail.

    Full image of In front of a letterbox, an hand holds an open envelope and a (censored) Danske Bank cheque for ยฃ219.
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    In front of a letterbox, an hand holds an open envelope and a (censored) Danske Bank cheque for ยฃ219.

    Our time as volunteers may be free, but our servers aren't, so the larger and richer charities that use our services help contribute to our hosting costs. Most send money digitally, but some use dual-signatory accounts that require they send cheques.

    • Note
    • posted 5 December, 2024
  • eBay UK have changed their terms to (a) remove seller fees for most private sellers, but (b) instead of paying-out immediately, payouts are four times a year (or on-demand).

    That sounds like they're trying to keep money in their ecosystem. The hope is, I guess, that by paying sellers in virtual "eBay Pounds" rather than actual money in the first instance they'll encourage those sellers to become buyers again (either of other listings, or of eBay's postage and other services). You can cash out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

    You see the same technique used e.g. by the National Lottery, who pay out "small" winnings into your online account, knowing that the vast majority of winnings are on the order of only a few times more than the value of a ticket, and so players will be more-likely to "re-invest" if they're not paid-out directly.

    Or maybe I'm just being cynical.

    • Note
    • posted 15 October, 2024
  • Histogram estimating the number of departures by division, which each Automattician shown as a silhouette and Dan (in Woo division) highlighted.

    We'll Pay You to Go (so we're confident in who stays...)

    This week, Automattic made a very generous offer to employees who didn't feel aligned with the company and its leader: to pay them to leave. 8.4% of the company took it, and it's been a heartbreaking time, but we'll build back stronger, I'm sure.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (872 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 4 October, 2024
  • At work, we recently switched expenses system to one with virtual credit card functionality. I decided to test it out by buying myself lounge access for my upcoming work trip to Mexico. Unfortunately the new system mis-detected my lounge access as being a purchase from lingerie company loungeunderwear.com. I'm expecting a ping from Finance any moment to ask me why I'm using a company credit card to buy a bra.

    Full image of Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.
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    Screenshot from expenses system indicating that a purchase was made at loungeunderwear.com, with a photo showing an example of something sold at that website - a lacy bra - overlaid.

    One might ask why our expenses provider can (mis-)identify loungeunderwear.com from a transaction in the first place. Did somebody at some company that uses this provider actually buy some ladies' briefs on a company credit card at some point?

    • Note
    • posted 30 September, 2024
  • Screenshot of Dan's "Not The Lottery" game. The player has selected the numbers 35, 48, 18, 37, 2 and the lucky stars 4 and 1, and run then through EuroMillions entire history. Had they actually played all those games, they'd have spent ยฃ3,640 and won back only ยฃ481, for a total loss of ยฃ3,159.

    [Bloganuary] Not The Lottery

    You already know what I'd do if I won the lottery: the same things I do now, just with more of the ones that don't pay. But before we talk about that, let me talk introduce you to game that's much more-satisfying to play than the lottery.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (901 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 28 January, 2024

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