Tag: joke
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I might've stolen something from Costa. It was an accident, I swear!
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A Stupid Joke About Elephants
It was too hot to sleep, so I learned about how to differentiate species' of elephant from one another instead. And then I thought of a really, really stupid joke, which you now get to experience too...
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April Features!
The start of April's a perfect time for a "Spring refresh" of a personal website. This year, I'm enabling a handful of experimental new features; visit DanQ.me and you might randomly be selected to try one out!
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I guess installing a sign was cheaper than retraining the helpline operators not to shout at everybody.
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A sign advertising a number for a "Customer Helpline" directly above a sign that advises "Ear protection must be worn".
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Where?
I'm pretty sure that Wally/Waldo, Woof, and Wizard Whitebeard must be out on this mountain somewhere, too.
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Installation of Windows has Stalled
I was told Windows installation should take less than 20 minutes, but these ones have been sitting outside my house all day while the builders sit on the roof and listen to the radio. Do I need a faster processor?
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[Bloganuary] Paws to Hear my Scents-ible Idea
Social networking plus scent analysis/synthesis provides for the possibility of... social networking for dogs. As definitely-not-seen on Dragon's Den.
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Inclusivity
The 'B' is not for Buses.
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Solitary Nouns
Collective nouns are great and all, but what if we had solitary nouns?
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Breakups as HTTP Response Codes
408: Request Timeout = "You keep saying you'll propose, but you never do", and 18 other HTTP response codes expressed as relationship breakdowns.
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Was a 10th century speaker of Old Saxon a "Saxophone"? 🤔
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I know what it means, but my inner child still sniggers every time I see @CSSAnimista's effect "kenburns-bottom".
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EGXchange - a digital EGX wallet
Dan launches a digital wallet service for users of the Emma Goldcoin (EGX) digital currency.
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I made a graph to show how the number of large hand tools stored in our garage has changed this last year but I forgot to label the axes.
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With #lockdown guidance as it stands, only six of the seven dwarfs can meet together in the park?
The seventh dwarf won't be Happy.
In fact, he'll be Grumpy.
Which is a problem, because that means one of the six is Sneezy.