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  • A white man with a goatee lies on his back on a floor. A French Bulldog lies on his chest, looking at him.

    Dog tired

    Today was a long day. Between commuting (the kids to school from our distant flood-evacuation accommodation), work, childcare, insurance wrangling etc., I was pretty tired when I got back "home". So I came in and lay on the floor.

    At which point the dog decided I was a pillow.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 February, 2026
  • A group of adults stand talking in a disrupted kitchen, with food, furniture, and boxes stacked high.

    6-12 Months

    "How long should we plan on renting another house to live in?" I asked, warily.
    "Six to twelve months?" guessed the loss adjusters.

    Read more (79 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 February, 2026
  • Sun rising through hazy but clear skies.

    The calm after the storm

    This morning, from my Premier Inn window, the skies are clear. I could almost forget that, just 4 miles away, my house is full of water.
    Today may well be a day of waders and damage assessment, conversations with insurance companies and of working out where we'll be living for the near future.
    โ€ฆ

    Read more (217 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 14 February, 2026
  • Today, I can overhear the two guys who are digging a trench through my garden.

    Guy 1: Does this look like a gas pipe to you?
    Guy 2: Dunno. But we can't dig round it soo...

    ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 October, 2025
  • I decided to take my meeting with my coach today in our house's new library, which my metamour JTA has recently been working hard on decorating, constructing, and filling with books. The room's not quite finished, but it made for a brilliant space for a bit of quiet reflection and self-growth work.

    Full image of Dan, a white man with a ponytail, wearing a black shirt and jeans, sits in a rocking chair in front of an open laptop at a long desk; he has a notebook in his hand and holds a pen near his lips. He's in a domestic library with deep red walls, balanced-arm lamps, a woven rug on a wooden floor, and the wall behind him entirely covered with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. A grassy lawn and sapling trees can be seen through a window, bordered by floral curtains and two clumsily-placed WiFi routers that sit on the window ledge. On the corner of the desk lie various hand tools, suggesting that light construction work has recently taken place.
    Alt

    Dan, a white man with a ponytail, wearing a black shirt and jeans, sits in a rocking chair in front of an open laptop at a long desk; he has a notebook in his hand and holds a pen near his lips. He's in a domestic library with deep red walls, balanced-arm lamps, a woven rug on a wooden floor, and the wall behind him entirely covered with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. A grassy lawn and sapling trees can be seen through a window, bordered by floral curtains and two clumsily-placed WiFi routers that sit on the window ledge. On the corner of the desk lie various hand tools, suggesting that light construction work has recently taken place.

    (Incidentally: I might be treating "lives in a house with a library" as a measure of personal success. Like: this is what winning at life looks like, right? Because whatever else goes wrong, at least you can go hide in the library!)

    • Note
    • posted 12 March, 2025
  • In Community Season 4, Episode 8 (Herstory of Dance), Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase), wearing an Inspector Spacetime t-shirt, sits in a computer lab.

    Shared Email Addresses

    I've long mocked people who've opted to use email addresses that they share with their partner, or email addresses that are tied to their geographic location... but it turns out that I've been doing the same thing for years, albeit only with aliases.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (846 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 July, 2024
  • Dan stands alongside a door, his hand on top of a plane, itself on top of the door.

    Framing Device

    This weekend I repaired an ill-fitting door, which I learned to do by watching my grandfather, over thirty years ago.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (925 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 June, 2024
  • ECG printout showing a report of "Abnormal ECG: sinus arrhythmia".

    Zap

    This week, a live-to-earth fault on the grid resulted in me getting zapped with mains electricity. Unfortunately, it didn't give me superpowers, just a mildly-interesting anecdote and a partially-shaved chest.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1197 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 14 March, 2024
  • If you enjoy a bit of "cable gore", let me introduce you to the fusebox cupboard at my house, with its plethora of junctions, fuses, breakers, switches, timers, and cabling everywhere! Banana for scale.

    Full image of A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.
    Alt

    A cupboard the height of a fully-grown adult containing several fuseboxes (two large, one medium, and a handful of single-fuse ones, with a mixture of traditional fuses and RCD breakers), a large switch toggling between mains and a generator, a mains timer, and copious wiring. There's a banana in there too.

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    • posted 6 March, 2024
  • A pile of window frames, factory-fresh and covered with tape. propped against the side of a white house, on a gravel driveway.

    Installation of Windows has Stalled

    I was told Windows installation should take less than 20 minutes, but these ones have been sitting outside my house all day while the builders sit on the roof and listen to the radio. Do I need a faster processor?

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    • posted 30 January, 2024
  • Annotated composite photograph showing two toilet rolls on their holster. One hangs in front of the roll, as is correct and proper, and it labelled "right". The other hangs behind the roll, in the terrible forbidden way acceptable only to imbeciles, and is labelled "wrong".

    [Bloganuary] Toilet Paper

    There is a correct orientation in which to hang a roll of toilet paper, and it's the one that leaves the loose end hanging away from the wall. Fight me.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (687 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 30 January, 2024
  • Photograph of the Statue of Lenin in Independence Square, Minsk: Government House #1 stands behind a large metal statue of Vladimir Lenin, looking to his right/

    Household Finances Revisited

    A year or two ago, my polyfamily and I switched from an "income-assessed" to a "same-residual" model for managing our household expenditures. If the former could be described as "socialism at home", the latter is more like "household Universal Basic Income".

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1132 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 15 November, 2023
  • Image representing post: Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Dan deploys Flic 2 "smart buttons" to remind him to read his post and bring the milk in.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1106 words)

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 22 June, 2022
  • Heatmap showing Dan's movements around Kidlington, including a lot of time in the village and in Oxford City Centre, as well as hotspots at the hospital, parks, swimming pools, and places that Dan used to volunteer. Individual expeditions can also be identified.

    Heatmapping my Movements

    Leveraging a decade of past GPS data, Dan draws heatmaps of his movements around Oxfordshire.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1395 words)

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 22 August, 2021
  • Dan finishes building a Fatmoose TropicTemple XXL SurfSwing playframe.

    Building a Playframe (Timelapse Video)

    Dan builds play equipment for the kids and shares a timelapse video of the process.

    Read more (147 words)

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    • 10 comments
    • posted 8 August, 2020

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