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Tag: google

  • DanQ.me scoring 100/100 in all four Lighthouse categories

    #TodayILearned that if you get a perfect 100-100-100-100 + #PWA score from @Google's site performance/accessibility/best practice/SEO tool "@____lighthouse" then you're treated to an animated fireworks display alongside your scores. (Yes, this is for danq.me.)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 6 July, 2019
  • Fathom Analytics dashboard

    Goodbye Google Analytics, Hello Fathom

    Big news! This site is no longer using Google Analytics and I’ve switched to a self-hosted version of brand new analytics product Fathom.



     

    Fathom is very simple. It only tracks 4 things: Unique Visitors, Page Views, Time on Site, and Bounce Rate. It shows me a chart of page views and visitors and then gives me …

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    • posted 17 April, 2019
  • Google AMP lowered our page speed, and there's no choice but to use it - unlike kinds

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    We here at unlike kinds decided that we had to implement Google AMP. We have to be in the Top Stories section because otherwise we’re punted down the page and away from potential readers. We didn’t really want to; our site is already fast because we made it fast, largely with a combination of clever …

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    • posted 13 April, 2019
  • Image representing post: Google's Three Gender Emoji Future

    Google's Three Gender Emoji Future

    Coming to Android this year: a third gender option for emojis such as Police Officer, Zombie, Person Facepalming, Construction Worker and People With Bunny Ears.

    Revealed by Google in a submission to the Unicode Consortium last week, these changes signal a new direction from Google which has in recent years played ball with other vendors in …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 March, 2019
  • Image representing post: Killed by Google - The Google Graveyard & Cemetery

    Killed by Google - The Google Graveyard & Cemetery

    Fusion Tables... Fabric... Inbox... Google+... goo.gl... Goggles... Site Search... Glass... Now... Code... Bump!... Gears... Desktop Search...

    Killed by Google
    Just some of the projects and services that Google has offered and then killed; this site aims to catalogue them all. Some, like Wave, were given to the community (Wave lived on for a while as …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 March, 2019
  • Minimal Google Analytics Snippet

    <script>
    (function(a,b,c){var d=a.history,e=document,f=navigator||{},g=localStorage,
    h=encodeURIComponent,i=d.pushState,k=function(){return Math.random().toString(36)},
    l=function(){return g.cid||(g.cid=k()),g.cid},m=function(r){var s=[];for(var t in r)
    r.hasOwnProperty(t)&&void 0!==r[t]&&s.push(h(t)+"="+h(r[t]));return s.join("&")},
    n=function(r,s,t,u,v,w,x){var z="https://www.google-analytics.com/collect",
    A=m({v:"1",ds:"web",aip:c.anonymizeIp?1:void 0,tid:b,cid:l(),t:r||"pageview",
    sd:c.colorDepth&&screen.colorDepth?screen.colorDepth+"-bits":void 0,dr:e.referrer||
    void 0,dt:e.title,dl:e.location.origin+e.location.pathname+e.location.search,ul:c.language?
    (f.language||"").toLowerCase():void 0,de:c.characterSet?e.characterSet:void 0,
    sr:c.screenSize?(a.screen||{}).width+"x"+(a.screen||{}).height:void 0,vp:c.screenSize&&
    a.visualViewport?(a.visualViewport||{}).width+"x"+(a.visualViewport||{}).height:void 0,
    ec:s||void 0,ea:t||void 0,el:u||void 0,ev:v||void 0,exd:w||void 0,exf:"undefined"!=typeof x&&
    !1==!!x?0:void 0});if(f.sendBeacon)f.sendBeacon(z,A);else{var y=new XMLHttpRequest;
    y.open("POST",z,!0),y.send(A)}};d.pushState=function(r){return"function"==typeof d.onpushstate&&
    d.onpushstate({state:r}),setTimeout(n,c.delay||10),i.apply(d,arguments)},n(),
    a.ma={trackEvent:function o(r,s,t,u){return n("event",r,s,t,u)},
    trackException:function q(r,s){return n("exception",null,null,null,null,r,s)}}})
    (window,"XX-XXXXXXXXX-X",{anonymizeIp:true,colorDepth:true,characterSet:true,screenSize:true,language:true});
    </script>

    Minimal Analytics
    This is cute: a Google Analytics code snippet that results in a payload about a fiftieth of the size of the …

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    • posted 20 February, 2019
  • Goodbye, EdgeHTML

    Microsoft is officially giving up on an independent shared platform for the internet. By adopting Chromium, Microsoft hands over control of even more of online life to Google.

    This may sound melodramatic, but it’s not. The “browser engines” — Chromium from Google and Gecko Quantum from Mozilla — are “inside baseball” pieces of software that actually …

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    • posted 7 December, 2018
  • Image representing post: While we Blink, we loose [sic] the Web

    While we Blink, we loose [sic] the Web

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    We used to have much more diversity in terms of browser engines years ago than we do today. This is easy to understand as the Web in 2018 is far more complex than it was in the early noughties. It is very costly to develop and maintain a Web engine and few companies have the …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 5 December, 2018
  • Risking a Homogeneous Web

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    I don’t think Microsoft using Chromium is the end of the world, but it is another step down a slippery slope. It’s one more way of bolstering the influence Google currently has on the web.

    We need Google to keep pushing the web forward. But it’s critical that we have other voices, with different viewpoints, to …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 5 December, 2018
  • This page in Microsoft Edge

    Edge may be becoming Chromium-powered, and that's terrible

    It's rumoured that Edge might switch to Chrome's rendering engine. This would be really, really bad for the web, and it takes a 90s/00s web developer to remind you why.

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    • 9 comments
    • posted 4 December, 2018
  • Rehabilitating Google AMP: My failed attempt




    This article is a follow-up to my article “Why Google AMP is a threat to the Open Web”. In the comments of that article I promised I’d soon provide a follow-up, and for reasons I’ll get into, that has not been possible until now – but now I’m finally providing it.




    Back in …

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    • posted 22 October, 2018
  • Now that Google+ has been shuttered, I should air my dirty laundry...

    Now that Google+ has been shuttered, I should air my dirty laundry on how awful the project and exec team was.

    I'm still pissed about the bait and switch they pulled by telling me I'd be working on Chrome, then putting me on this god forsaken piece of shit on day one.

    This will be a super …

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    • posted 18 October, 2018
  • AMPstinction

    AMPstinction (adactio.com) I’ve come to believe that the goal of any good framework should be to make itself unnecessary. Brian said it explicitly of his PhoneGap project: The ultimate purpose of PhoneGap is to cease to exist. That makes total sense, especially if your code is a polyfill—those solutions are temporary by d... ...

    When Google …

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    • posted 13 June, 2018
  • A man and a woman look at a laptop screen in a cafe/bar.

    Intermediary Protocols and Google Duplex

    As Google show off their digital assistant's upcoming new feature of being able to make phone calls on your behalf, Dan asks what this means for the way we communicate in the future.

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 8 May, 2018
  • Google Maps vs Apple Maps

    Google Maps's Moat

    Google Maps’s Moat (Justin O’Beirne) How far ahead of Apple Maps is Google Maps?


    Over the past year, we’ve been comparing Google Maps and Apple Maps in New York, San Francisco, and London—but some of the biggest differences are outside of large cities.
    Take my childhood neighborhood in rural Illinois. Here …

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    • posted 22 December, 2017

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