I have some friends who’d probably appreciate this: The SIRC Guide To Flirting.
Kind: Notes
Rugby Fan Celebrates By Removing Balls
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.
Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah!
“Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah! Yeee-aaah! I feel hardcore! Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah! Yeee-aaah! Always hardcore!”
Scooter can’t help but make me feel good on a morning where I’ve been made to get up earlier than I’d have liked (listen here).
Pagan Wanderer Lu
What a great gig last night. Amazing. Will say more in the morning, but suffice to say that Mr. Wanderer Lu was well on-form (apart from a slight lyrics hiccup in a new song I particularly liked): drew a great crowd too. Now… time for bed.
Inanimate Racer 3D
The only game that lets you race inanimate objects: Inanimate Racer 3D!
50 GMail Invites!!!
This is just silly. I have 50 – yes, count ’em – 50 GMail invites. Nope; 49, now. If you want one, shout. And yes; Becky, I’ll sort one for you as soon as you tell me where to e-mail it to.
He’s Ten Times As Slick As The Last Time You Saw Him!
You might think it’s sick… sawing a pigeon in half with a stick, but… Magical Trevor is back, and everyone loves him more than ever!
Sell Your Body Or We’ll Cut Your Benefits
I’m not going to say anything: I’ll leave that to the people who comment here…
…but here’s a news story from The Telegraph: ‘If you don’t take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits’.
Spoons
I can bend minds with my spoon.
That is all.
Walk Into Mortor
One does not simply walk into Mortor…
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Geeky Humour – The Concatenator
String c = a.concat(b); has never been so violent.
Bill Gates Is Dead
Have you seen the tribute site to the life and death of Bill Gates: Bill Gates Is Dead.
The Ad Graveyard
The Ad Graveyard collects some of the best and funniest rejected and cancelled advertisements in the world.
Three More “Extremely Critical” Internet Explorer 6 Vulnerabilities
Three more “extremely critical” Internet Explorer vulnerabilities are being reported today. Secunia‘s advice – Use another product.
Fnorders Of The Day
Wow. The “Fnorders Of The Day” (the message in the little strip between this site’s title and the posts) for today is “Ignore previous message. The beer bottle manipulates the drunken ski lift. Fnord.” That’s brilliant.
Crosslink: I reimplemented Fnorders many years later.