Argh! Nothing’s happeneing on RockMonkey… I’m being forced to waste time by making phallic sculptures out of blu-tack.
Kind: Notes
Dudley’s Dungeon
Another fantastic Dudley’s Dungeon (comic for Nethack-lovers) today.
I have lots to do.
Good To Be In D.C.
The guys behind "This Land" have done it again – this time with "It’s Good To Be In D.C.". Requires Shockwave Flash – click here to watch!
The Onion’s “Election Day Guide”
The Onion have some tips for those who’s be voting next week, our friends on the other side of the pond. Worth reading.
RockMonkey
Yay! I’ve got a page on RockMonkey.
Plug.
If Architects Had To Work Like Web Designers
This blog entry amused me today… it’s true that people don’t seem to treat web engineering as a discipline that requires any kind of planning or organisation. Jon knows what I’m talking about.
Today’s “Dudley’s Dungeon”
Today’s “Dudley’s Dungeon” comic strip is absolutely fantastic. If you’re a NetHack player, you oughta read it. If you’re not a NetHack player… <sighs>
The Gender Genie
The Gender Genie is quite remarkable. Copy-paste a heap of your journal entries (and state that journal entries is what they are) and it will attempt to guess your gender, based on the language used (and partially explain it’s reasoning).
I’m apparently male, with a two-thirds certainty. Not bad.
Apathetic Journal Entry Generator
Generate apathetic journal entries automatically. This tool revolutionises blogging for those sad fucks who only uses their weblogs to say that they haven’t done much and that they haven’t had time to update, sorry (in case anybody’s reading it). I mean, really – do you actually have nothing to write about?
Primary School Permits “Conkers” Only With Protective Goggles
It’s a funny old world. A primary school in Carlisle is insisting that pupils wear industrial safety goggles while playing conkers, in order that they don’t end up with shards of horse chestnut in their eyes.
Optical Illusions
Barely blogworthy, but I found several particularly impressive optical illusions while browsing the web. Download them as a powerpoint presentation if you’re bored at work or something.
A Llama In Every Home!
The Official God FAQ
The Official God FAQ attempts to answer all of the most frequently asked questions about God. Do you have questions about God? All will be answered.
Which OS Are You?
Apparently, I’m Debian Linux (or possibly MacOS X). Sweet.
The Marvellous Breadfish
Tell me, have you seen the marvellous breadfish?