Here’s a scary little news story: Rat Brain Flies Jet, from The Register.
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Hayley’s LiveJournal
You know, there’ve been several occassions on which I’d have really loved to have left a comment on Hayley’s LiveJournal, but she’s set it so that only people she’s listed as “friends” can post comments to it, and she hasn’t listed anybody as friends!
But hey; now that I’ve mentioned this on my blog, everybody who knows us both will pester her until she fixes it. Winnage.
Forehead Protector?
Strangest thing I’ve seen all week.
Perhaps it’d help if I’d seen this Uzumaki thing… hmm…
Another Wonderful Dudley
Another fantastic Dudley’s Dungeon today. For NetHack fans only.
Quote Of The Day
Heard this today:
“There’s something the Student’s Union don’t want: a silent, invisible, anonymous army of disgruntled students.”
Made me smile.
Smash My Phone
For $12.99, you can have a model smash your phone and publish the video to the internet for you to enjoy again and again. Fucking weird.
Simpsons, Puppets, And Alcohol
Sat up last night with Bryn and Claire with a cheap bottle of wine and the remains of an expensive bottle of whiskey and watched The Simpsons (Season 3, DVD 2) and Puppets Who Kill (Season 1, the episodes we hadn’t seen yet).
A nice night in.
My Greatest Weakness
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Thanks Dad. Love you Claire. Will all be fine yet.
“Alcohol! Now there’s a temporary solution!”
Improved Viagra Available From Chemists
As of next week, an improved version of Viagra will be available – without prescription – from your local chemist. Just go up to the counter and request Mycoxafloppin. Satisfy your woman! Cure your errectile disorder! Make $$$ fast! No… wait.
A Slogan For SmartData
SmartData‘s considering this as a new slogan to replace “Enjoy smart business. Make data work for you.” We’ve all been asked to ‘try out’ the proposed new slogan with friends/family/whoever and get some feedback, so I thought I’d put it on my blog. Here we go:
Free time. Work easy. SmartData.
Comments, please.
Error Message Of The Day
Sometimes being a geek is funny.
Fluxx
8pm, Arts Centre, Be There Or Be Elsewhere
Contrary to my perpetually changing plans, we’re off to see Bubba Ho-Tep at the Arts Centre tonight – 8pm. If you’re in town and need a slightly more relaxed night out, come along!
National Full-Stop Shortage
Extract from a personal (online) conversation, today:
Rockmonkey: it was very boring well no not boring but i could understand law like u and a simple web site so didn’t pay attention and explained it to others after
AvaPoet: Here, have a packet of full stops, you must have run out: [……………..]
The Silence Of The RockMonkeys
Argh! Nothing’s happeneing on RockMonkey… I’m being forced to waste time by making phallic sculptures out of blu-tack.