Thanks to Matt for the idea for this one – on the RockMonkey wiki, it’s now possible to play Scissors, Stone, Paper! For some reason, I keep losing, but it’s supposed to play fair! See for yourself.
Kind: Notes
Think Anal Sex Hurts?
Not everybody who reads my blog also reads Jon‘s blog, but people who read my blog might want to take a look at the picture on Jon’s recent entry: Think Anal Sex Hurts? Try Having A Kid!
It made Jon and I giggle, but not Claire. Take it as you will.
Sociologists Write Flirting Guide
I have some friends who’d probably appreciate this: The SIRC Guide To Flirting.
Rugby Fan Celebrates By Removing Balls
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.
Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah!
“Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah! Yeee-aaah! I feel hardcore! Yeeaaaeaaeaa-aaah! Yeee-aaah! Always hardcore!”
Scooter can’t help but make me feel good on a morning where I’ve been made to get up earlier than I’d have liked (listen here).
Pagan Wanderer Lu
What a great gig last night. Amazing. Will say more in the morning, but suffice to say that Mr. Wanderer Lu was well on-form (apart from a slight lyrics hiccup in a new song I particularly liked): drew a great crowd too. Now… time for bed.
Inanimate Racer 3D
The only game that lets you race inanimate objects: Inanimate Racer 3D!
50 GMail Invites!!!
This is just silly. I have 50 – yes, count ’em – 50 GMail invites. Nope; 49, now. If you want one, shout. And yes; Becky, I’ll sort one for you as soon as you tell me where to e-mail it to.
He’s Ten Times As Slick As The Last Time You Saw Him!
You might think it’s sick… sawing a pigeon in half with a stick, but… Magical Trevor is back, and everyone loves him more than ever!
Sell Your Body Or We’ll Cut Your Benefits
I’m not going to say anything: I’ll leave that to the people who comment here…
…but here’s a news story from The Telegraph: ‘If you don’t take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits’.
Spoons
I can bend minds with my spoon.
That is all.
Walk Into Mortor
One does not simply walk into Mortor…
Geeky Humour – The Concatenator
Bill Gates Is Dead
Have you seen the tribute site to the life and death of Bill Gates: Bill Gates Is Dead.
The Ad Graveyard
The Ad Graveyard collects some of the best and funniest rejected and cancelled advertisements in the world.
