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  • Screengrab from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Paladmin Xenk Yendar, played by RegΓ©-Jean Page, rides his horse through a forest. It's subtitled with him saying "I'm sorry." and also "[horse nickers]".

    Today I learned that the quiet, high-pitched neighing sound horses sometimes make is called "nickering".

    I learned this from a subtitle which read "[horse nickers]". 🀣

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 May, 2023
  • Max props to the developer of puppeteer-extra-plugin-stealth. Saved me a ton of work circumventing Cloudflare's bollocks while I was trying to get my own data as recorded by my smartwatch.

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    • posted 4 May, 2023
  • Inked pencil sketch showing a resolute-faced young girl - Bea Wolf - in a teddy-bear hat, flowerprint dress, and star-spangled boots, standing cross-armed amongst four of her friends. Above, a line of text ends a quote, reading "Your leader sparkles with power and also with sparkles."

    I bought Zach Weinersmithβ€˜s Bea Wolf for my kids (9 and 6, the elder of them already a fan of Beowulf). It arrived today, but neither of them have had a chance to because I wouldn’t put it down.

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    • 38 comments
    • posted 23 March, 2023
  • A white man wearing simple round spectacles with a silver wire rim, his finger to the corner of his mouth, looks into the camera.



    Beginning to prepare/test my costume for an upcoming murder mystery party, I glanced into the mirror and briefly didn't recognise myself. Glasses can do so much to change your face shape!

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 14 January, 2023
  • Alignment chart "for Hasbro's newest character", with 9 cells. Lawful Good reads "The OGL will be strengthened to protect third-party creators and clarify our IP's boundaries." Neutral Good reads: "Let's get the community together to collaborate on future licensing." Chaotic Good reads: "Fuck it, we're going to Creative Commons the whole thing." Lawful Neutral reads: "The OGL will remain the same for OneD&D as it was for 5e." True Neutral reads: "Following community feedback, we're not going to change the OGL at this point." Chaotic Neutral reads: "We're going to leak version after version until you have absolutey no idea what's coming." Lawful Evil reads: "The OGL 1.1 will be implemented with the same text as seen in the leak." Neutral Evil reads: "The awful things in the leaked version aren't representative of the awful things that will be in the final version." Chaotic Evil reads: "The new OGL will only apply to SDL words with more than two vowels in, regardless of translation language."

    Hasbro Alignment Chart

    Hasbro seem to be rolling up a new character. Maybe this'll help them.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (13 words)

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    • 15 comments
    • posted 13 January, 2023
  • Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:


    Clapped too loudly
    Sang too loudly
    Sang too quietly
    Sang the wrong words
    Put their feet too close to the dog
    Ate the last grape
    Ate the wrong grape (!?) …

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    • 14 comments
    • posted 28 November, 2022
  • Finally got around to implementing a super-lightweight (~20 lines of code, 1 dependency) Spring '83 key generator. There are plenty of others; nobody needs this one, but it's free if you want it:

    https://github.com/Dan-Q/spring83-keygen

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 18 November, 2022
  • Unable to sleep, I found myself wondering whether anybody with a retro-hipster vibe had built a smart pocketwatch. All your smartwatch features, but in pocketwatch format.


    Then I realised I was describing a mobile phone on a keychain.

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    • posted 8 November, 2022
  • Just when I thought I'd seen every conceivable XML data format with an approved MIME type (!) I discover @mamund's Maze+XML, a format for describing orthoganally-connected squares of a maze.

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    • 7 comments
    • posted 7 November, 2022
  • Screenshot of log output, reading: finding 'sexuality', shuffling 'value'.

    The output of this data anonymisation/scrambling script makes me feel seen. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

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    • posted 9 October, 2022
  • Two bowls of porridge with sultanas, each topped with a jumbo marshmallow (one pink, one white) being toasted by a blowtorch (mostly off-camera).

    Kids: We want porridge for breakfast.
    Me: How do you want it?
    Kids: Surprise us.
    Presenting... oatmeal, honey and sultanas with a toasted marshmallow.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 October, 2022
  • Was a 10th century speaker of Old Saxon a "Saxophone"? πŸ€”

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    • posted 26 September, 2022
  • Image representing post: Note #20304

    After talking about impulse control, our "puppy school" OABT half-jokingly issued homework to photograph our dogs waiting patiently next to their initial, written in treats. #holdmybeer

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 17 July, 2022
  • Hey @VOXI_UK! There's a security #vulnerability in your website. An attacker can (a) exfiltrate mobile numbers and (b) authenticate bypassing OTP.
    Not sure who to talk to about ethical disclosure. Let me know?

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 8 June, 2022
  • Image representing post: Y100K

    Y100K

    Reassuring to see that @Firefox's datetime-local implementation is year 100,000 compliant. #Y100K

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

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    • posted 6 June, 2022

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