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Justification Of What You All Already Thought About My Sanity, And About Orange's Competence
As I promised a few days ago, I called Orange today to complain that I hadn't ever received the two messages for which I've had the cost refunded. The first couple of people said that there was nothing that they could do, but a lot of harassment and a few calls later, and I persuaded …
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The Software Engineers Behind My Alarm Clock
[this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]
They must die.
My alarm clock has an interesting featurette. The design is, on the hole, like many similar mains-powered radio alarm clocks. It has a button for "Time Set", and one for "Alarm Set", and … -
Orange Gives Me 80p For No Apparent Reason
Today, Orange sent me a text message apologising for charging me for two picture messages earlier this year, and have apparently credited me 80p as a gesture of compensation. The Register reports that this has happened to others, too, but I can't help but feel that Orange's mistake is even larger than they thought it …
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AbNib & Str8Up!
Oh yeh; and, in case you hadn't noticed - AbNib is down. And it's not my fault! The server fucked up something rotten, but seems to be okay now. And whoever posted a comment to one of my entries the other day and had it not-appear; sorry: same issue.
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Parcel Of Goodies
Woo and indeed hoo. Just when I was about to wander down to Richley's and take advantage of their sale on jeans (having had a nasty shredding-related accident with one-too-many of my existing pairs of trousers a couple of weeks back), my Auntie Anne sends me a parcel of goodies, including several pairs of trousers …
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First Part Of My Dissertation
Gave a presentation about my dissertation today in a poster session which is worth 0.825% of my mark for this year. Seems insignificant, but they say that it all adds up. In any case, it went very well; people seemed interested in the technical side of my ideas and nobody bothered to ask any questions …
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I Am The Mario Kart God
I've just beaten Mario Kart: Double Dash's "All Cups Cup" (the cup you gain access to having already beaten all the other cups - including the Special Cup - at the maximum engine power) at 150cc! Which makes me a happy bunny, 'cos now it's unlocked all the tracks... backwards! Another excuse to waste lots …
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Being Charlie Kaufman
Just watched Adaptation with Claire and Paul. Absolutely fantastic - a post-modern marvel. Put simply, it's an adaptation of a book entitled The Orchid Thief - a true story about the author, Susan Orlean (Meryl Streep), meeting John Laroche (Chris Cooper), a horticultural specialist who collects endangered orchids, set to the backdrop of Charlie Kaufman, …
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Artificial Intelligence For Dummies
I've just written an artificial intelligence gamebot, designed to pseudointelligently play simple board games which involve a finite upper number of moves and a board of tokens - for example: Connect Four, Noughts & Crosses, Go!, or Othello. It uses the (appropriately-written) rules of the game in order to pre-anticipate a vast number of moves, …
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Pretend You’re A Traffic Police Officer
...and one day, on your beat, you catch a guy driving the wrong way down a residential one-way street. Well; that's not very good, so you flag him down and investigate. Upon reaching the car, you discover that he is driving the wrong way down the road as a result of a lack of due …
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Rage Against The Monkeys
I've been thinking about a popular mathematical document easily available on the web, More Monkey Business, which uses the maths behind the otherwise inconceivable "infinite monkey problem" (if a million monkeys at a million keyboardsetc.... also known as Usenet...) as a gateway to argue against molecular biology's evolutionary theory, which states that life 'came together' …
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Windows Longhorn Continued
It turns out that Windows Longhorn is a lot like the child of Windows XP and Windows Server 2003, but (at this early stage) less stable. Just what we've come to expect.
On the other hand, it's a lot faster than I might have expected (considering its dependency on the .NET framework). If you play with … -
AbNib, Version 1.1
I've taken a step towards fixing AbNib. It now works correctly with Alec and Andy's LiveJournals, and loads significantly quicker by not updating the live-feed of everybody's journals at the same time. Yay. Also, have swopped out Claire (who was never updating her blog anyway) for Bryn, a proper Welshman: give him a read!
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Alcohol, Psilocybin, Troma, Caffeine, And Other Things That Are Bad For Me
Troma Night on Saturday was another good one: we think we've got the recipe of attendance numbers, film content, and other silliness just right now. I've even promised to update the Troma night web site when I get round to it.
Claire, Paul and I took some magic mushrooms, acquired from Little Amsterdam, Aberystwyth's first sex … -
The Matrix: Revolutions
Watched The Matrix: Revolutions last night at the Commodore. It was pretty much what I expected: great special effects and a less impressive plot than all of it's prequels - improved only by having experienced the plot 'asides' of the comic books and stories and by the (sucky) computer game and (great) Animatrix. Unfortunatley I …