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  • Off To Norfolk!

    Claire and I are leaving Aberystwyth for Norfolk! Off to spend Christmas with her folks before heading up to Preston on Boxing Day to be with my family.

    Have barely begun wrapping presents. For that matter, I still haven't had delivered my mum's present. Or one of Claire's. Damned freaky postmen. Or something.

    In any case, I'll …

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    • posted 21 December, 2003
  • The Right To Read

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    If you haven't already read it, take a look at The Right To Read, a very short story written in 1997 and updated in 2002 - it'll only take you a few minutes to read; …

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    • posted 17 December, 2003
  • Frustrating

    How frustrating is it to write 5 CDs for clients, only to discover an error in some SQL scripts on them that mean that they won't work outside of the development LAN... <grr>

    It's the world rebalancing the good and bad things, I guess. Making up for last night's wild rampant sex tour of the flat …

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    • Article
    • posted 16 December, 2003
  • Christians Should Be Banned From The Internet

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    If you're going to spend (at an absolute minimum - and probably closer to four times the amount) $350 on a series of banner advertisements promoting your service, to be displayed inside a popular ad-sponsored …

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    • posted 15 December, 2003
  • Final Troma Night Of The Year

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    And a good Troma Night it was, too. The usual people came - surprising how few of them had gone back to their families for Christmas, yet - although Liz didn't bring Tom, and, as …

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 14 December, 2003
  • Gatecrashing

    Claire, Peter and I gatecrashed a friend-of-a-friend's house party last night, and ate all of their Pringles. One of the housemates' music collections was fab: all the best of the Goo Goo Dolls, 3 Doors Down, Nirvana... and some weird (but actually quite good) Welsh rock band.

    (Is Welsh Rock a genre? Or just something you …

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    • Article
    • posted 13 December, 2003
  • Banned From Driving For Life, Before He'd Even Passed His Test

    As this news story from the BBC relates, a certain Alan Shirkey from Aberdeen was this week given a life ban on driving, as well as a £300 fine and a year's probation.

    He'd started learning to drive over a decade ago, but then stopped. Then, on the day in question - 10 years after he'd …

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    • posted 12 December, 2003
  • Christmas Is Coming, The Exams Are Getting Written

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    I haven't done any yet.

    I'll start tommorow. Better call my mum and get some tips on what my sisters are into this year. Becky's typically quite easy - she usually just wants the most violent …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 December, 2003
  • Something In The Water

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    People keep getting together. Kate and Leu, Tom and Liz (now with a journal!), and now: Sian and Andy. Must be something in the water. The latter pair (and the one I most recently heard …

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    • posted 10 December, 2003
  • Troma Night

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    Ran out of food, ran out of alcohol: a disgrace from a planning perspective.

    On the other hand; we watched...

    "Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell", in which a girl (who wasn't really Nymphoid or Barbaric …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 7 December, 2003
  • Justification Of What You All Already Thought About My Sanity, And About Orange's Competence

    As I promised a few days ago, I called Orange today to complain that I hadn't ever received the two messages for which I've had the cost refunded. The first couple of people said that there was nothing that they could do, but a lot of harassment and a few calls later, and I persuaded …

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    • posted 5 December, 2003
  • The Software Engineers Behind My Alarm Clock

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st March 2012]

    They must die.

    My alarm clock has an interesting featurette. The design is, on the hole, like many similar mains-powered radio alarm clocks. It has a button for "Time Set", and one for "Alarm Set", and …

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    • posted 3 December, 2003
  • Orange Gives Me 80p For No Apparent Reason

    Today, Orange sent me a text message apologising for charging me for two picture messages earlier this year, and have apparently credited me 80p as a gesture of compensation. The Register reports that this has happened to others, too, but I can't help but feel that Orange's mistake is even larger than they thought it …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 2 December, 2003
  • AbNib & Str8Up!

    Oh yeh; and, in case you hadn't noticed - AbNib is down. And it's not my fault! The server fucked up something rotten, but seems to be okay now. And whoever posted a comment to one of my entries the other day and had it not-appear; sorry: same issue.

    I'll try to get AbNib up again …

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    • posted 2 December, 2003
  • Parcel Of Goodies

    Woo and indeed hoo. Just when I was about to wander down to Richley's and take advantage of their sale on jeans (having had a nasty shredding-related accident with one-too-many of my existing pairs of trousers a couple of weeks back), my Auntie Anne sends me a parcel of goodies, including several pairs of trousers …

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    • posted 1 December, 2003

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