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  • Some Days You’re The Statue; Some Days You’re The Pigeon

    I'm at the office. It's almost 5pm. So far today I've achieved what should be estimated as approximately 7 days work. Some days the code just flows. I like being me.

    On the other hand, it may be that I've just written the wrong 7 days worth of code - as in; the 7 days worth …

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    • posted 12 November, 2003
  • The Most Expensive Pizza Night With Friends… Ever

    Vauxhall Corsa: £2,515
    Ford Fiesta Zetec: £2,745
    Petrol to get the above two cars, containing Bryn, Claire, Kit, Adam, Liz, and me to Shrewsbury and back: £20
    Three stuffed-crust pizzas, one plate of mixed snacks, six soft drinks with free refils, two double chocolate sundaes, two portions of chocolate cake, one portion of cheesecake and one portion of …

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    • Article
    • posted 8 November, 2003
  • Shedloads

    I have shedloads of work to do: a whole heap of stuff for Bovini, a bit of catching up with my self-imposed tight schedule for my dissertation, a worksheet on formal methods for software engineering [PDF]...

    ...and then there's all the other stuff: gotta do my laundry, remember that it's my dad's birthday next week, write …

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    • Article
    • posted 7 November, 2003
  • Bluejacking

    Both The Register and the BBC have stories today on bluejacking - that is, the practice of sending unsolicited messages to open Bluetooth relay points, typically mobile phones. There's even a web site dedicated to bluejacking.

    One of my personal favourites is the cinema. It's fun to fire off pictures of fridge magnet letters with my …

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    • Article
    • posted 5 November, 2003
  • Semi-Legal

    Having read the BBC's article about cannabis reforms from Class B to Class C drugs, and a new "semi-legal" stance over (ab)users, I can't help but think that, for the purposes, "semi-legal" is best defined as "it's fine, unless you get caught doing it".

    And isn't exactly the same as with other crimes. Like burglary, say? …

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    • Article
    • posted 29 October, 2003
  • Emma

    In other news: I e-mailed Emma, the girl I quite horribly dumped for Claire (who I was already sleeping with) about 18 months ago, and we made peace. Which is very nice, because I was a complete bastard and I broke her poor little heart when I left her. Anyway: she's doing really well with …

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    • Article
    • posted 29 October, 2003
  • Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bottle Of Caern ‘O’ Moor

    My mum and my sisters came down for the weekend. I'd not quite gotten around to recovering from my illness these past few days, so I was probably at least slightly grotty company, but nonetheless we all had a good time.
    We visited Little Amsterdam, Aberystwyth's first sex shop, shortly after they opened on …

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    • Article
    • posted 29 October, 2003
  • Image representing post: Which NetHack Monster Are You?

    Which NetHack Monster Are You?

    If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a mimic. I can be whatever I think you need me to be - it might look like I'm here to help you, but really you're here to help me.

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    • Article
    • posted 13 October, 2003
  • In Defence Of My Parents

    Had a heated debate with Paul, Kit, Claire and Bryn about religion, morals, and parenting. And I'm proud to say that I've come to the conclusion that my parents acted in a way that I believe exemplifies the best aspects of morality, tolerance, spirituality, open-mindedness, protection, and honesty. I'm immensely proud of the way that …

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    • Article
    • posted 9 October, 2003
  • A Great Honour

    A friend of mine has allowed me to read the draft of a book she's been writing for the best part of the last year. I feel honoured to be trusted with this task - it's heartwarming. I've been looking forward to getting hold of a copy.

    Paul's given the inspiration - and the domain name …

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    • posted 8 October, 2003
  • My Friends Are Aging Faster Than Me

    And I thought I was supposed to be the 'old fogie'!

    I remember last semester that we'd have three or four films on a Troma Night, drinking until well past 2am. Tonight, it wasn't even midnight before Kit, Liz, Adam and Bryn decided that it was past their bedtime. Disappointing.

    I've found a supervisor for my major …

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    • Article
    • posted 5 October, 2003
  • A Theoretical Study Into Alarm Clock Activity And Human Behaviour

    Why is it that when people wake up during the night - to go to the toilet, for example - they almost certainly check their clock as they get back into bed, even if (a) this means going out of their way [sitting up and leaning over, or whatever] and (b) there is still no …

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    • posted 3 October, 2003
  • Claire; And What I Meant To Be Saying

    I feel really stupid. Earlier this evening Claire desperately wanted my attention, and I pretty much ignored her, quite selfishly.

    I absolutely adore her, and - away tonight as she is - now I'm missing her loads but it's too late to call her and tell her so, and in any case she's forgotten to take …

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    • posted 3 October, 2003
  • Fresher’s Week - Part Three

    By Sunday I'd caught Fresher's Anthrax - a little like Fresher's Flu but, as Kit reports, just that little bit more lethal. Hell: it was enough to make me bed-bound for a good few hours during the day, and that takes something. I blame lack of vitamins... I haven't yet replaced my "litre of orange …

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    • posted 2 October, 2003
  • Fresher’s Week - Part Two

    I've registered for modules this year which better than last year reflect my individual interests within my field - an emphasis on telecommunications and the internet and on software engineering practice, and away from artificial intelligence and from hardware-layer stuff. Some of my new modules - many of which were not available as courses last …

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    • posted 2 October, 2003

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