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Month: April 2026

  • Man, I have missed having a battlestation to work at these last few months. It's nice to sit at one again, even if it's only a 'chicory battlestation'.

    Full image of Two laptops sit nestled between two large monitors, with a desktop computer on the floor below and a teleprompter/webcam on an arm above, in a brightly-sunlit garden office.
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    Two laptops sit nestled between two large monitors, with a desktop computer on the floor below and a teleprompter/webcam on an arm above, in a brightly-sunlit garden office.

    • Note
    • posted 24 April, 2026
  • The "regular" house's Internet connection finally switched-off last night, so I zipped around this morning and moved my NAS across to the Chicory House.

    Full image of Dan, a white man with a ponytail and a goatee beard, carries a large black cube-shaped computer down a staircase.
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    Dan, a white man with a ponytail and a goatee beard, carries a large black cube-shaped computer down a staircase.

    This was a challenging selfie to take.

    Unfortunately, Gigaclear haven't yet managed to fulfil their promise to reassign our static IP address to our new line, so this was swiftly followed by some DNS reconfiguration, sigh!

    • Note
    • posted 24 April, 2026
  • Image representing post: Molly guard in reverse

    Molly guard in reverse

    In his Unsung blog, Marcin Wichary's shared the concept of a 'reverse molly guard', which is awesome. I didn't actually know the originating term 'molly guard' until I saw it, though, although I've definitely seen (and implemented) then before. Hey: d'ya wanna hear about a molly guard I added to Three Rings the other year?

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    • posted 23 April, 2026
  • The Dungeon of Dark Patterns A comic in four panels Panel 1. The adventurer and his fairy are in front of the door of a nightmarish dungeon, it's dark, foggy, and the inside the door we can't see anything except a deep red light. > Dungeon: "Welcome adventurers, to the Dungeon of Dark Patterns!" Panel 2. In one room of the dungeon, a giant beautiful and inviting door with a red carpet, and on the side, in the shadow a too little door. Writing on big door: Go to the trap, on small door: Go to the treasure. The adventurer crouch and do a little sign to the fairy to follow him to the little door. > Dungeon: "Ha ha, you're good!" Panel 3. The aventurer is now putting some effort climbing on an old rope in the middle of a room with a beautiful luxuous stairway with a red carpet on the side. A sign tells "GO TO THE TREASURE but pass by the trap" in direction of the beautiful stairs; and "(other options)" in small and in the shadow in direction of the rope. > Dungeon: "Impressive!" Panel 4. Top down view on the adventurers shrugging in front of the fairy, they reached a dead end. A short path on the right has on the ground the word "Now", and a longer path "Later". Both lead to a giant pool of green acid where bones and skulls are floating. > Dungeon: "So, when do you want to jump to the trap?"

    The Dungeon of Dark Patterns

    The latest episode of webcomic Mini Fantasy Theater - The Dungeon of Dark Patterns - is just excellent.

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    • posted 22 April, 2026
  • Image representing post: WSL9x

    WSL9x

    Hailey Somerville's managed to get something akin to WSL working on Windows 95. Who'd have even thought such a thing was possible?

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    • posted 22 April, 2026
  • Image of an F1 car, half in a low, blocky resolution; half in full resolution.

    BBC News RSS... with full-size thumbnails!

    A user of my Improved BBC News Feeds reached out to suggest that I upgrade the resolution of the thumbnail images. Turns out this was a quick win: my noodles hadn't even cooled before I finished.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (581 words)

    • Article
    • posted 22 April, 2026
  • Image representing post: The Commute (Chicory House Edition)

    My "commute" since moving to the Chicory House isn't much longer than it is at our regular home, but it does involve going outside. Want to see?

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    • posted 21 April, 2026
  • Reply to: I Wish I Could Talk to My Dad

    Inspired by a mate whose dad recently died, Kev Quirk shared his own experience of his father's death, and a particular ritual of his reminded me of one of my own.

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    • Reply
    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • There was a dartboard here, once. πŸŽ―πŸ‘»

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    Two lines of holes cover a portion of a light green wall, with a rectangular gap between them, under a protruding screw, where perhaps a tray shelf was once mounted.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • What breaks when one of your developers leaves?

    On Friday, I said goodbye to a colleague as she left us after most of a decade with the company. Then this morning, all hell broke loose on some production servers.

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    DataDog graph marked to show a co-worker's departure on Friday evening being immediately followed by a flurry of errors which then stopped for the weekend before coming back in force on Monday morning.

    It turns out that the API key that connected our application to our feature flag management platform was associated with her account, and hadn't shown up in the exit audit.

    Let this be your reminder to go check where, if anywhere, your applications are using person-specific keys where they should be using generic ones!

    • Note
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • Dan hangs from a tree; a cache container is barely visible in the background.

    Found GCBN167 Ivy Believe It's Up There!

    This afternoon I'm acting as backup driver for my partner Ruth, who's walking the length of the Thames Path by (very gradual) instalments. A delightful tree climb soon gave me this great cache container!

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    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Did not find GC3KQK2 RRR10

    A little sad to DNF this cache which is probably just well-hidden, but I've only got limited time to hunt as I'm the backup driver for this segment of a walk down the entire length of the Thames Path.

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    • Checkin
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    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Some pissed old fart reading a newspaper called "The Hammersmith Bugle" with the headline "No news shocker..."

    Finding the right Bottom Hole paper

    Terence Eden takes us on a rabbithole of trying to work out what actual newspaper formed the basis of the newspaper prop in an episode of Bottom, and it makes an amusing ride-along.

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    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • I took the dog out for a walk from the Chicory House yesterday. At one point, we found ourselves on a familiar-looking footpath: I couldn't place exactly why I'd been there before. Geocaching, possibly: I couldn't see any on the map but perhaps they'd been since archived?

    Fortunately, I maintain a personal tracklog of virtually everywhere I've been in the last decade or two, so I was able to run a quick query and discover that I'd walked out here on a geohashing expedition in 2024.

    Personal location tracking continues to be awesome. Being able to both forwards-search ("where was I on this date?") and reverse-search ("when was I last within this area?") unlocks a wealth of aides mΓ©moire that are otherwise hard to come by.

    It's hard to sell people on the idea, probably because it's a slow-burner - you need lots of data before it starts to pay off! - but I still recommend it.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Paper-based sketch showing an 'unwinnable' deck of 'five suit' FlopFlop, formed by stacking the cards in a strict reverse order to make it as hard as possible.

    FlipFlop Solitaire's Deck-Generation Secret

    I enjoy a mobile game called FlipFlop Solitaire, which provides a few thousand pre-seeded decks that are guaranteed "winnable". This blew my mind for a little while - how can you be sure that these shuffles are all winnable? But then I worked out a way to achieve exactly that result... by thinking in reverse!

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    • Article
    • posted 18 April, 2026

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