I guess I’m never paying DreamHost back

About twenty years ago, after a a tumultuous life, Big.McLargeHuge – the shared server of several other Abnibbers and I – finally and fatally kicked the bucket. I spun up its replacement, New.McLargeHuge, on hosting company DreamHost, and this blog (and many other sites) moved over to it1.

Screenshot of a web page listing domain names hosted on big.mclargehuge.
Wow, I’d forgotten half of these websites existed.

I only stayed with DreamHost for a few years before switching to Bytemark, with whom I was a loyal customer right up until a few years ago2, but in that time I took advantage of DreamHost’s “Refer & Earn” program, which allowed me to create referral codes that, if redeemed by others who went on to become paying customers, would siphon off a fraction of the profits as a “kickback” against my server bills. Neat!3

Invoice from DreamHost to Dan Q dated 30 June 2007, showing an annual renewal of New.McLargeHuge for $239.40 partially-offset by six referral payments for $0.99 each.
DreamHost’s referrals had a certain “pyramid scheme” feel in that you could get credit for the people referred by the people you referred.

A year or so after I switched to ByteMark, DreamHost decided I owed them money: probably because of a “quirk” in their systems. I disagreed with their analysis, so I ignored their request. They “suspended” my account (which I wasn’t using anyway), and that was the end of it.

Right?

But the referral fees continued to trickle in. For the last seventeen years, I’ve received a monthly email advising me that my account had been credited, off the back of a referral.

Collection of monthly emails from DreamHost advising of referral rewards of between $2.40 and $5.16.
I have no explanation as to why the amount of the referral reward fluctuates, but I can only assume that it’s the result of different people on different payment schedules?

About once a year I log in and check the balance. I was quite excited to discover that, at current rates, they’d consider me “paid-up” for my (alleged) debt by around Spring 2026!

I had this whole plan that I’d write a blog post about it when the time came. It could’ve been funny!

But it’s not to be: DreamHost emailed me last night to tell me that they’re killing their “Refer & Earn” program; replacing it with something different-but-incompatible (social media’s already having a grumble about this, I gather).

So I guess this is the only blog post you’ll get about “that time DreamHost decided I owed them money and I opted to pay them back in my referral fees over the course of eighteen years”.

No big loss.

Footnotes

1 At about the same time I moved Three Rings over from its previous host, Easily, to DreamHost too, in order to minimise the number of systems I had to keep an eye on. Oh, how different things are now, when I’ve got servers and domain registrations and DNS providers all over the damn place!

2 Bytemark have rapidly gone downhill since their acquisition by Iomart a while back, IMHO.

3 Nowadays, this blog (and several of my other projects) is hosted by Linode, whose acquisition by Akamai seems not to have caused any problems with, so that’s fab.

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  1. F F says:

    Are you saying they’re not going to continue making payments? I haven’t been able to confirm that yet. For the one-time referral payments they were making, once those are paid up they can stop. That said, for the recurring option that used to exist, it’s not legal for them to stop paying earned commissions.

    1. Dan Q Dan Q says:

      In their email to me they’ve taken some pains to point out that yes, they can stop paying earned commissions, because the Ts & Cs under which they agreed to start paying them explicitly states that they can stop doing so unilaterally.

      Which is fine; I never did it as a money-making exercise anyway. But there are people out there who did who seem to be quite annoyed!

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