Breakfast Of Chumpions

Last night I dreamt that Claire and I were in a supermarket, where I was contemplating buying a box of a new breakfast cereal, which I insisted would be delicious. Claire disagreed, pointing out that the combination of "puffed rice, muesli, and baked beans" that the cereal promised didn’t actually sound very good. In an effort to prove her wrong, I bought it anyway, and the dream-fast-forwarded to the following morning. I poured a bowl of the cereal and it did, indeed, look pretty grim. I looked for milk, but we didn’t have any, so I substituted pineapple juice. The finished product tasted exactly as bad as you would expect.

I’m munching on Crunchy Nut right now. It’s a lot better than my "dream cereal."

5 replies to Breakfast Of Chumpions

  1. Best breakfast I ever had.
    Rice dried fruit half a ton of sugar.

    Though that was because I was spending the day treking through Africa. I loved that summer.

  2. mmm… tasty.

    I had a dream the other night that earth was being invaded by aliens, and that everyone was running round screaming etc, etc. And then someone came up to me and said “It’s alright, there’re only 64 of them, and they just don’t like the carling cup”. And that was that.

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