Don’t usually go in for these memes, but this one was too funny not to publish.
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The Scat Men Stats
| Formed: |
29th June 2005 |
| Split: |
10th September 2011 |
| Best Album: |
‘Supremo’ 7/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
‘Unstates’ 6/10 in the NME |
| Records Sold: |
169,413 in total (84,172 albums, 85,241 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Obscure |
| Groupies: |
vikingjim recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60’s market. |
| Other |
After realising how shite ‘God Save the Queen’ really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated ‘Barge’ as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country. |
The Scat Men Member Profiles
 bryn_s
bryn_s sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten. |
 restlessboy
Unable to pick strings individually, restlessboy had to resort to beating the shit out of all of the strings at once to contribute in any way to The Scat Men’s din. And even then… |
 reaperkit
It is fair to say that reaperkit is a stroppy old bastard. They’ve threatened to pack The Scat Men in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone “I’m trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!” |
 scatmania
scatmania’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated. |
 eskoala
eskoala posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 39 |
Outgnaw Deflower Enfaces Lyingly |
Aug 2005 |
| 39 |
Risky Decimate |
Sep 2005 |
| 26 |
Unstates |
Oct 2005 |
| 31 |
Glamor Clutch Civilize Carotins Fallouts Dishfuls |
Nov 2005 |
| 31 |
Repoured Myeloma Usance |
May 2007 |
| 22 |
Stage Aroused Talcky Patch Blocked |
Jun 2007 |
| 30 |
Cilium Anurous |
Aug 2007 |
| 25 |
Sunups Tocsin Wooler |
Sep 2007 |
| N/A |
Unawaked Firms |
Sep 2008 |
| 40 |
Parers |
Oct 2008 |
| N/A |
Overlent Croceins Depicted |
Dec 2008 |
| N/A |
Bocks Briskly Boras Rebuff Feminist |
Feb 2009 |
| N/A |
Nauplii |
Mar 2010 |
| N/A |
Turacos |
May 2010 |
| N/A |
Crossed Abstract Showroom Khaddar Treks |
Jul 2010 |
| N/A |
Barge |
Oct 2010 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 74 |
Supremo |
Jun 2005 |
| 33 |
Ceboids |
Mar 2007 |
| 27 |
Nibs Rooftree |
Jun 2008 |
| N/A |
Enduring Unusual Wissed Chicle Subbings |
Dec 2009 |
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