Don’t usually go in for these memes, but this one was too funny not to publish.
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The Scat Men Stats
Formed: |
29th June 2005 |
Split: |
10th September 2011 |
Best Album: |
‘Supremo’ 7/10 in the NME |
Best Single: |
‘Unstates’ 6/10 in the NME |
Records Sold: |
169,413 in total (84,172 albums, 85,241 singles). |
Reputation: |
Obscure |
Groupies: |
vikingjim recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60’s market. |
Other |
After realising how shite ‘God Save the Queen’ really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated ‘Barge’ as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country. |
The Scat Men Member Profiles
Single Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
39 |
Outgnaw Deflower Enfaces Lyingly |
Aug 2005 |
39 |
Risky Decimate |
Sep 2005 |
26 |
Unstates |
Oct 2005 |
31 |
Glamor Clutch Civilize Carotins Fallouts Dishfuls |
Nov 2005 |
31 |
Repoured Myeloma Usance |
May 2007 |
22 |
Stage Aroused Talcky Patch Blocked |
Jun 2007 |
30 |
Cilium Anurous |
Aug 2007 |
25 |
Sunups Tocsin Wooler |
Sep 2007 |
N/A |
Unawaked Firms |
Sep 2008 |
40 |
Parers |
Oct 2008 |
N/A |
Overlent Croceins Depicted |
Dec 2008 |
N/A |
Bocks Briskly Boras Rebuff Feminist |
Feb 2009 |
N/A |
Nauplii |
Mar 2010 |
N/A |
Turacos |
May 2010 |
N/A |
Crossed Abstract Showroom Khaddar Treks |
Jul 2010 |
N/A |
Barge |
Oct 2010 |
Album Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
74 |
Supremo |
Jun 2005 |
33 |
Ceboids |
Mar 2007 |
27 |
Nibs Rooftree |
Jun 2008 |
N/A |
Enduring Unusual Wissed Chicle Subbings |
Dec 2009 |
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