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I don't believe it's acceptable to pretend I didn't write them by removing them from the Internet - insofar as such a thing is even possible. However, I also don't want to give them any more visibility than they already have.

Just received the following text message from my sister:

me and mum just saw Reb D and she was fat, and had clothes on that did not match, and Frizzy hair, and we thought of u. love us Xx

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  1. [smiles in superior manner]

    Hasn’t she always worn outfits that look stupid and had frizzy hair?

  2. Dan Q Dan Q says:

    Possibly. But in any case, it really pleased me for a moment that my sister would send me a message that made me smile as much as this one did.

    Wonder if she’s just visiting or living back in the UK… perhaps the Spaniards got sick of her and threw her out.

  3. Can’t blame ’em if they did. But I wonder what happened as regards that stunt you pulled notifying her to the Inland Revenue?

  4. Dan Q Dan Q says:

    Don’t know, but I’m considering looking into it…

  5. Ooooh, marvellous. I think you owe it to your country.

  6. Jon Jon says:

    As some one else who’s had her in the past (in fact b4 Dan) .. It scares me too !!!

    Saying that she was always on the chubby side with a world owes me a living attitude ;0)

    Guess Spain/Airtours was no good for her as its run up to the holiday season if she was still working she would be there now !

    Oh yeah Hi Dan long time no see.. I Always remember that big silly hat you use to wear around the shop when reb was lerking after you.

    The Old Yellow Van Man..

  7. Dan Q Dan Q says:

    Wow; didn’t know you read my blog, Jon, or even knew of it’s existence. Cool.

    If you’re still in the Lancashire area… look out: Reb’s about.

  8. Becky Becky says:

    Ha – yeah it was pretty comedy…

  9. sarah sarah says:

    yeh…but putting it on the internet just aint nice, it was a joke for you not the rest of the world!

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