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Tag: programming

  • Parsing XML as JSON

    This morning, I got an instant message from a programmer who's getting deeply into their Ajax recently. The conversation went something like this (I paraphrase and dramatise at least a little):
    Morning! I need to manipulate a JSON feed so that [this JSON parser] will recognise it.

    Here's what I get out of the JSON feed …

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    • Article
    • posted 13 October, 2010
  • The Modern Programmer's Dictionary

    In the field of  software development, there's always something new to learn. Whether it's a new language, framework, API or methodology, your need to study is never through - even if you're a FORTRAN developer. But one of the more esoteric areas of your education will come in the form of the language programmers use, …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 September, 2010
  • Sleepless? Priceless!


    Time for this iteration of a software project: 4 months
    Time left after the client changed their mind about the "must have" requirements: 2 months
    Amount of sleep within the last 40+ hours: 4 hours
    Number of JOIN clauses in an eleventh-hour SQL statement that suddenly fixes everything: 12 (LEFTies, RIGHTies, …

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    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 January, 2009
  • Writing A Calendar App In Rails Vs. PHP

    Some time ago, I wrote a web-based calendar application in PHP, one of my favourite programming languages. This tool would produce a HTML tabular calendar for a four week period, Monday to Sunday, in which the current date (or a user-specified date) fell in the second week (so you're looking at this week, last week, …

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    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 6 October, 2005
  • The Concatenator: Two Strings Enter, One String Leaves

    Geeky Humour - The Concatenator



    String c = a.concat(b); has never been so violent.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (10 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 January, 2005
  • Our Web Developer’s “Line Of The Day”

    Yet again my concern for the value of an Internet Computer Science degree from UWA is raised, as a dippy co-worker with two years of such a degree behind her asks me for help:

    "Dan," she begins, "How do I make a table in PHP?"

    For those of you that don't know quite as much about web …

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    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 20 September, 2004
  • PHP 5 RC1

    Terribly geeky I know, but I find it awfully exciting: PHP 5 Release Candidate 1 was released today. PHP 5 can now be considered feature-complete, and mostly stable. If only the program I'm writing with it could be considered the same...

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    • Note
    • posted 19 March, 2004
  • Amusing Line From The Python Manual

    Attempts to pickle unpicklable objects will raise the PicklingError exception.

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    • Article
    • posted 4 February, 2004
  • Alone, And With…

    People who are in on the Secret Of The Jukebox will be delighted to hear that I've had a good long hack at it tonight (hence it being 4:30am) and I've managed to get heaps done and ready for Paul to break test, including but not limited to the new "Alone, And With..." engine, which …

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    • Article
    • posted 27 January, 2004
  • I Wanna Wake Up Where You Are

    Watching a Goo Goo Dolls concert on VideoCD.
    They're really quite remarkably good. I suppose you can't help but respect the artistry that goes into making a song for which you need to re-tune your guitar such that five strings are tuned to the same note. I mean, can you see the conversation now? "Hey, Robby: …

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    • Article
    • posted 12 January, 2004
  • Some Days You’re The Statue; Some Days You’re The Pigeon

    I'm at the office. It's almost 5pm. So far today I've achieved what should be estimated as approximately 7 days work. Some days the code just flows. I like being me.

    On the other hand, it may be that I've just written the wrong 7 days worth of code - as in; the 7 days worth …

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    • Article
    • posted 12 November, 2003
  • Bovini: A Week Well-Spent

    It's been a busy week. I've spent a lot of my time at the office, trying to get the replication model for Bovini working - causing much stress as it failed time and time again. For those of you without a grounding in computer science theory, replication is the art of making data be identical …

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    • Article
    • posted 5 September, 2003
  • Edge of darkness

    This repost was published in hindsight, on 22 March 2019.

    Kit wrote:
    A day of energy and focus. Paul and I hacking through stuff, fixing, tweaking, making work, prodding, pushing.

    Its a slick operation. Paul and I discuss bugs and problems, mark them up on a whiteboard on the wall (installed for the purpose) and clear off …

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 1 September, 2003
  • Progress!

    Working late. I've got Club 977 (best 80's cheese on the 'net!) playing as loud as this computer goes, slamming out code at a rate more productive than I've been all week. Finally got past a bug that'd been troubling me for days. Phew! Just in time for a meeting tomorrow!

    I've been getting a lot …

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    • Article
    • posted 14 August, 2003
  • AbNib

    I'm almost ready to launch AbNib (main site may be down during development, but try the temporary mirror), a site dedicated to the weblogs of Aberites: people who live in or love Aberystwyth.

    There are some funky new and cool features to come. But this is a weblog-community in the making.

    Rock on.

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    • Note
    • posted 22 July, 2003

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