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Tag: parenting

  • For World Book Day (which here in the UK is marked a month earlier than the rest of the world) the kids' school invited people to come "dressed as a word".

    As usual, the kids and teachers participated along with only around two other adults. But of course I was one of them.

    This year, I was "magical".

    Full image of Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.
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    Dan, a white man with long hair (tied back) and a beard, stands in a Cotswolds-esque village green wearing a black jacket and holding three large novelty playing cards and a magic wand.

    • Note
    • posted 7 March, 2024
  • Posed sepia photograph of Dan, JTA, Ruth, and their children and dog, dressed in Victorian-era clothing, by a Christmas tree.

    [Bloganuary] Traditions

    By virtue, perhaps, of being a three-parent family, we draw family traditions from a wider array of sources than many. And then we supplement those with even more that we've adopted from elsewhere or invented for ourselves. Want to hear about some of them?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (778 words)

    • Article
    • posted 26 January, 2024
  • Dan, wearing a purple t-shirt with a WordPress logo and a Pride flag, sits in his home office and gives two "thumbs down" signs while frowning at the camera.

    [Bloganuary] Landslide

    Today's Bloganuary prompt... just sucks a bit, alright? So instead, I'm going to answer last year's prompt from the same date and tell you about one of the most meaningful songs I can think of.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (648 words)

    • Article
    • posted 25 January, 2024
  • Selfie of Dan wearing an "elf costume" Christmas jumper and matching hat with bell.

    Mental Elf Day

    Christmas Jumper Day at the kids' school. Because I'm the "embarrassing parent", I joined in for the school run too.
    (Also for my meetings today, obviously.)

    Read more (26 words)

    • Note
    • posted 8 December, 2023
  • Dan, his face contorted in anger and his fist in the air, captioned "Some days the school run is easy. Today was not one of those days."

    Some Days the School Run is Easy

    Today was not one of those days. A sarcastic video rant.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (783 words)

    • Video
    • 2 comments
    • posted 28 June, 2023
  • Dan, wearing a black jumper, sits on a green chair in a brightly-decorated bedroom. On his chest, a 2-year-old girl has fallen asleep, clutching a woolen yellow blanket and with her thumb in her mouth.

    Normal for Children

    The natural state of a child is to assume that their upbringing, their family, and thier community is representative and normal, so we all end up growing up with learned "quirks" that we don't discover until they're challenged. How many do you still harbour?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (818 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 May, 2023
  • Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:


    Clapped too loudly
    Sang too loudly
    Sang too quietly
    Sang the wrong words
    Put their feet too close to the dog
    Ate the last grape
    Ate the wrong grape (!?) โ€ฆ

    Read more (77 words)

    • Note
    • 14 comments
    • posted 28 November, 2022
  • Image representing post: Dog; Person [Video]

    Dog; Person [Video]

    Video version of Dan's blog post about learning to love a dog despite being "not a dog person".

    Read more (39 words)

    • Video
    • 1 comment
    • posted 17 August, 2022
  • Under bright blue skies and in a green field, Dan and Demmy stare into the camera. Dan's flushed from the heat and wearing a purple-and-rainbow "WordPress Pride" t-shirt; Demmy's tongue hangs low and she's clearly panting.

    Dog; Person

    He's not a "dog person", but Dan's learned to love one dog in particular.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (790 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 17 August, 2022
  • Image representing post: Child Photographers

    Child Photographers

    Taking photos of children isn't difficult. Unless it's the early 1980s and that child is Dan.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (691 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 4 April, 2022
  • Dan dressed as The Flash

    Today is "superhero day" for nursery/reception, so I continued my effort to straddle the line between being a fun #parent and an embarassing parent line by dropping the kids off like this...

    Read more (33 words)

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 7 October, 2021
  • Black & white framegrab showing a woman following her child, wearing pyjamas, towards a staircase up.

    Get Lost on the Web

    Dan looks at phallic buildings, researches baby monitors, and gets nostalgic for the diverse Web of yesteryear.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1476 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 2 September, 2021
  • Three printed pocket code cards

    Spy's Guidebook Reborn

    When his 7-year-old asks Dan to print some crib from Usborne's Spy's Guidebook, he goes one step further and reimplements the cipher in Javascript.

    Read more (387 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 9 April, 2021
  • Image representing post: The Bobstacle Course

    The Bobstacle Course

    For 'School at Home' this lockdown, this 7 y/o's PE teacher challenged her to "build an obstacle course".

    Read more (22 words)

    • Video
    • posted 1 March, 2021
  • Image representing post: Jack and the Beanstalk

    Jack and the Beanstalk

    With help from Robin, the kids produce a puppet show of Jack and the Beanstalk.

    Read more (32 words)

    • Video
    • posted 1 March, 2021

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