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Tag: language

  • Thanking is an action applying to one visible thing

    "Thanking is an action applying to one visible thing." is a literal line in the source code of one of my favourite video games, blackle mori observes.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 27 September, 2026
  • Edited Champ'd Up screenshot showing the battle for The Champion of Editing Videogame Metadata, pitting Friendly Dan against Hacker Dan.

    Things Champ'd Up thinks are uniquely American

    When I play Jackbox Games with my friends, I enable the 'filter US-centric content'. But what does that actually do? Let's swiftly do a bit of easy reverse-engineering on one of my favourite games in the series, Champ'd Up, and find out... what the developer thinks "US-centric" means!

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1125 words)

    • Article
    • posted 19 September, 2026
  • Why I Stopped “Creating Content”

    Michael Lynch uses a tongue-in-cheek metaphor as a vehicle through which to argue against the ubiquity of the term 'content', and I agree: we can do better with a richer and more-specific definition of our arts.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 3 September, 2026
  • Letter with headline/subject "Your new 'simplified' Pension Annual Benefit Statement", with quotation marks around the word 'simplified' added for emphasis but giving the impression that it's not simplified, that's just what they're calling it.

    'Simplified'

    Well 'thanks' for the 'simplified' statement, I guess?

    Read more - about 1 minutes (8 words)

    • Note
    • posted 24 August, 2026
  • Dan holds a microphone alongside the word 'JPEG'.

    You're Pronouncing JPEG Wrong

    Fighting about the correct way to pronounce GIF is so last decade. Let's fight about how to pronounce JPEG.

    Read more (33 words)

    • Video
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 7 comments
    • posted 6 August, 2026
  • Close-up of a skewed Google-style search bar with a query ending 'am i crazy?', with a prominent rainbow-bordered 'AI Mode' button.

    So Unbelievable it Sounds Like you Googled It

    DeGoogling is so... 2010s. Let's make the 2020s the decade where we redefine Google as a verb. In the age of AI-first search, "to Google" now ought to give a nod to the accuracy and ethical issues posed by making AI into people's first experience of Web search.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (480 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 7 June, 2026
  • If the Romans played bingo, do you think the callers would have used 'bingo lingo'?

    • Legs two
    • Growing up the wall, four
    • Seagull in flight, five
    • Long-nosed dead man, nineteen
    • Pornography, thirty
    • Use your tongue, fifty-nine
    • Smiling in a blindfold, a hundred and one
    Full image of An American-style bingo card with Roman numerals in place of the numbers and 'quadrum gratuitum' in place of the free space. Based on an original photo by Oeil De Vautour / Edwin Torres, used under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.
    Alt

    An American-style bingo card with Roman numerals in place of the numbers and 'quadrum gratuitum' in place of the free space. Based on an original photo by Oeil De Vautour / Edwin Torres, used under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 22 May, 2026
  • Dan, a white man with a goatee beard and a blue ponytail, looks thoughtful as he crouches on a footpath near a fawn-coloured French Bulldog.

    Rubberdogging

    Rubberdogging, verb: attempting to invent a solution to a technical problem by explaining it out loud to a pet. From "rubberducking", the practice of doing so to an inanimate object, and "dog walking".

    • Note
    • 4 comments
    • posted 17 May, 2026
  • Image representing post: How far back in time can you understand English?

    How far back in time can you understand English?

    Colin Gorrie wrote an excellent blog post last month, in the style of a travel blog but where every couple of paragraphs the blogger jumped back a hundred years in time, switching to an earlier dialect of English as they do so, until they become gradually unintelligible to most readers. Fascinating.

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    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 March, 2026
  • Can it perhaps be time that we stop saying "ethical non-monogamy"?

    Nobody feels the need to say "ethical monogamy"; monogamous folks are given the benefit of the doubt and assumed to be practicing a relationship ethically.

    I feel like polyamory, open relationships, relationship anarchy and other forms of non-monogamy are now sufficiently accessible to popular culture that we can drop the word "ethical" and still be understood. (Ideally we do so before it starts to look like virtue-labelling.)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 26 November, 2025
  • A car dashboard with five amber and one red warning lights lit.

    Heterophonic Homonyms

    On a car journey on which they'd otherwise have been fighting, the kids helped me start a collection of heterophonic homonyms - words that are spelled the same but have different pronunciations and meanings. I've got nine of them now in English, and maybe two in other languages... can you help me find some more?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (935 words)

    • Article
    • 51 comments
    • posted 30 July, 2025
  • What's that, girl? Two children are lost somewhere in this bookshop?

    Yeah, I should probably find them and take them home for lunch.

    Full image of Dan, in a bookshop, holds a book called How To Speak Dog, alongside a French Bulldog.
    Alt

    Dan, in a bookshop, holds a book called How To Speak Dog, alongside a French Bulldog.

    • Note
    • posted 10 May, 2025
  • My 8-year-old asked me "In Spanish, I need to use an upside-down interrobang at the start of the sentence‽" (I assume the answer is yes!)

    A little while later, I thought to check whether Unicode defines a codepoint for an inverted interrobang. Yup: ‽ = U+203D, ⸘ = U+2E18. Nice.

    (And yet we don't have codepoints to differentiate between single-bar and double-bar "cifrão" dollar signs...)

    • Note
    • posted 22 January, 2025
  • View from the prow of the Cariad, a light blue boat, as she heads towards a distant shore.

    Small-World Serendipity

    We travelled 7,000km across the ocean only to find, by complete coincidence, that the Caribbean’s biggest cymruphile is the captain of a boat we chartered when we fancied a morning of reef-snorkelling and turtle-spotting.

    Read more - about 8 minutes (1710 words)

    • Article
    • posted 15 January, 2025
  • Came half way around the world to find a surprising boat with a non-English name I understand.

    Full image of Small six-seater day boat named 'Cariad', afloat. The letter I is dotted with a heart symbol.
    Alt

    Small six-seater day boat named 'Cariad', afloat. The letter I is dotted with a heart symbol.

    ("Cariad" is Welsh for "love")

    • Note
    • posted 13 January, 2025

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