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Tag: funny

  • Image representing post: Handshake Lessons for Sarah

    Handshake Lessons for Sarah

    Dan's sister Sarah has the worst handshake ever. Let's try to fix that.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (7 words)

    • Video
    • posted 28 December, 2019
  • Image representing post: When you're in the club and you're hungry... (Misheard Lyrics… Round Two!)

    When you're in the club and you're hungry... (Misheard Lyrics… Round Two!)

    Bec Hill's hearing food in her music again. Funny.

    Read more (150 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 26 December, 2019
  • Howdymattic Outtakes

    Howdymattic Outtakes

    Did Dan's Howdymattic video from yesterday look slick? That's the illusion of video editing for you. Here's the outtakes.

    Read more (176 words)

    • Video
    • 1 comment
    • posted 18 October, 2019
  • Riffle shuffling

    Time-Efficient Shuffling

    Dan proposes a more complexity-efficient alternative to the Fisher-Yates shuffling algorithm. And it's silly.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (988 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 9 October, 2019
  • Using JSLint For Evil - YouTube

    JSON inventor Douglas Crockford explains why he gave permission for the reference implementation of JSLint to be used for evil.

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    • Repost
    • posted 8 October, 2019
  • Unpopular blog

    So You Want To Start An Unpopular Blog

    A fellow unpopular blogger shares the secret of their lack of success, with commentary from Dan.

    Read more (154 words)

    • Repost
    • 3 comments
    • posted 28 September, 2019
  • Aus Artikel von H. Coupin (Different ways of whistling with the fingers), Le Monde 1983

    Prior to the invention of nose-picking by Dr. Edwin Snotter in 1893, a variety of less-effective techniques for the removal of dried nasal mucus were widely practised.

    Read more (26 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 10 September, 2019
  • Facebook cookies

    Just accepted @Facebook's new cookie policy. 😋 @USENIXSecurity #usesec19

    Read more - about 1 minutes (8 words)

    • Note
    • 4 comments
    • posted 15 August, 2019
  • Dungeons & Dragons (80s TV show)

    Caverna Do Dragão

    Remember that 80s TV show Dungeons & Dragons? It turns out that Renault's target customer base in Brazil do, too.

    Read more (157 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 26 May, 2019
  • Image representing post: Danny Daycare

    Danny Daycare

    This isn't how I behave when I'm out cycling with one of our little 'uns in tow. But sometimes, just sometimes, when I see a solid-looking jump...

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    • Repost
    • posted 24 May, 2019
  • Image representing post: Cat Salesman (Sioux Falls Area Humane Society)

    Cat Salesman (Sioux Falls Area Humane Society)

    Our cats are ready to walk off the lot. Adopt! Adopt! Adopt!

    Read more - about 1 minutes (14 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 22 May, 2019
  • Image representing post: Jon Snow oh oh EXTENDED REMIX oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

    Jon Snow oh oh EXTENDED REMIX oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

    YouTube's best comedy/musical reinterpretation of Game of Thrones (yes, that's a thing) just got better.

    Read more (58 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 16 May, 2019
  • Two small plastic ducks; one blue, one yellow.

    Our youngest, aged 2, may have just came up with his first joke.

    Yellow duck: Quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

    Blue duck: Shut up. I hate quacking.

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    • 6 comments
    • posted 21 April, 2019
  • DNA Friend

    DNA Friend
    Now this is my kind of online gene sequencing company.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 17 March, 2019
  • Honey, I autotuned the cat



    Autotuned the cat because he won't shut up in the mornings. I don't know how this helps but I did it anyway.





























    @joabaldwin (Twitter)

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    • Repost
    • posted 18 February, 2019

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