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Tag: funny

  • Handwashing poster to the tune of Paul Johnson's Get Get Down.

    In these complicated times, this is how I get my groove on.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (12 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 March, 2020
  • Image representing post: Dutch PM Mark Rutte Tells Public Not to Shake Hands Over Coronavirus and Then Shakes With Colleague

    Dutch PM Mark Rutte Tells Public Not to Shake Hands Over Coronavirus and Then Shakes With Colleague

    Remember not to shake hands with anybody! Umm... starting NOW, that one didn't count.

    Read more (39 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 11 March, 2020
  • Jokes I've Told That My Male Colleagues Didn't Like

    Humour tells you where the trouble is. Don't be offended! It's only a joke! ;-)

    Read more (121 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 6 March, 2020
  • Image representing post: Big Mandalorian Iron

    Big Mandalorian Iron

    The story of the first two episodes of The Mandalorian, told to the tune of Big Iron.

    Read more (33 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 4 March, 2020
  • Image representing post: Dating App Writers Room

    Dating App Writers Room

    A new video from BriTANick! Now there's a rare treat.

    Read more (38 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 1 March, 2020
  • Image representing post: The Great Flamingo Uprising

    The Great Flamingo Uprising

    The story of the war between the geese and the flamingoes at a petting zoo. Laugh-out-loud funny.

    Read more (176 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 13 February, 2020
  • 180 Tips for Remote Working

    Dan reshares a list of remote working tips, along with links to some more tongue-in-cheek looks at the practice.

    Read more (45 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 8 February, 2020
  • Image representing post: Spoiled by the Web

    Spoiled by the Web

    Tyler Sticka relates the time that Apple made him rebuild and resubmit his app because it was 3 years old. And no other reason.

    Read more (280 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 7 February, 2020
  • Chlorination Chicken

    Jeremy Keith makes a sad joke about Brexit.

    Read more (45 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 4 February, 2020
  • Image representing post: Wheelbarrow Parkour!

    Wheelbarrow Parkour!

    Wheelbarrow parkour: the sport you never knew existed! (And doesn't...)

    Read more (34 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 24 January, 2020
  • Image representing post: Which emoji scissors close?

    Which emoji scissors close?

    Dan's watched cheeseburgers and complained about jugglers, but it took until wh0 pointed it out that he saw how broken scissors are. In emoji, that is.

    Read more (169 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 8 January, 2020
  • Graph showing that recent events matter a lot, but rapidly tail off for a while before levelling out again as they become long-ago events.

    It's 2020 and you're in the future

    Wait But Why produces another one of those lists of things that are now closer to some-other-event than today, and Dan passes comment on their process.

    Read more (325 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 6 January, 2020
  • Image representing post: Fix your PC with a crystal pendulum

    Fix your PC with a crystal pendulum

    Uploaded to YouTube 11 years ago, in what now feels like an earlier era, this old classic still makes me smile every time.

    Read more (24 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 5 January, 2020
  • Image representing post: Handshake Lessons for Sarah

    Handshake Lessons for Sarah

    Dan's sister Sarah has the worst handshake ever. Let's try to fix that.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (7 words)

    • Video
    • posted 28 December, 2019
  • Image representing post: When you're in the club and you're hungry... (Misheard Lyrics… Round Two!)

    When you're in the club and you're hungry... (Misheard Lyrics… Round Two!)

    Bec Hill's hearing food in her music again. Funny.

    Read more (150 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 26 December, 2019

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