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Tag: fun

  • If Architects Had To Work Like Web Designers

    This blog entry amused me today... it's true that people don't seem to treat web engineering as a discipline that requires any kind of planning or organisation. Jon knows what I'm talking about.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 October, 2004
  • How Not To Go About A Programming Assignment

    This is particularly for the attention of folks like Claire, Paul and Jon who are this year taking part in their second-year group projects: How Not To Go About A Programming Assignment. It's a great guide to everything you should do on a project like this, particularly if you want to fail (folks like Ruth …

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    • posted 20 October, 2004
  • Today’s “Dudley’s Dungeon”

    Today's "Dudley's Dungeon" comic strip is absolutely fantastic. If you're a NetHack player, you oughta read it. If you're not a NetHack player... <sighs>

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    • posted 20 October, 2004
  • Instructions On How To Clean Your Toilet


    Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
    Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
    In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to …

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    • posted 19 October, 2004
  • The Gender Genie

    The Gender Genie is quite remarkable. Copy-paste a heap of your journal entries (and state that journal entries is what they are) and it will attempt to guess your gender, based on the language used (and partially explain it's reasoning).

    I'm apparently male, with a two-thirds certainty. Not bad.

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    • 7 comments
    • posted 18 October, 2004
  • Story I Heard This Morning

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, …

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    • Article
    • posted 11 October, 2004
  • Apathetic Journal Entry Generator

    Generate apathetic journal entries automatically. This tool revolutionises blogging for those sad fucks who only uses their weblogs to say that they haven't done much and that they haven't had time to update, sorry (in case anybody's reading it). I mean, really - do you actually have nothing to write about?

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    • posted 6 October, 2004
  • Primary School Permits “Conkers” Only With Protective Goggles

    It's a funny old world. A primary school in Carlisle is insisting that pupils wear industrial safety goggles while playing conkers, in order that they don't end up with shards of horse chestnut in their eyes.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 4 October, 2004
  • Optical Illusions

    Barely blogworthy, but I found several particularly impressive optical illusions while browsing the web. Download them as a powerpoint presentation if you're bored at work or something.

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    • posted 4 October, 2004
  • Which “Labyrinth” Character Are You?



    The "Which 'Labyrinth' Character are you?" quiz was at http://quizilla.com/users/highwaytokel/quizzes/%22Which%20'Labyrinth'%20Character%20are%20you%3F%22/, but has long-since died.

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    • posted 1 October, 2004
  • Image representing post: A Llama In Every Home!

    A Llama In Every Home!

    Just. Plain. Weird.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 September, 2004
  • Fantasy Terrorist League

    You know what's become quite popular among the masses since the take-off of the Internet? Fantasy leagues. Yes; that's right - those things previously reserved for pub regulars and geeky play-by-mail types. Now, the internet is full of Fantasy Sports Leagues, Fantasy Share Trading, and so on.

    For those of you not in the know; when …

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    • posted 24 September, 2004
  • The Official God FAQ

    The Official God FAQ attempts to answer all of the most frequently asked questions about God. Do you have questions about God? All will be answered.

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    • posted 23 September, 2004
  • Which OS Are You?

    Apparently, I'm Debian Linux (or possibly MacOS X). Sweet.

    Which OS are You?

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    • 9 comments
    • posted 22 September, 2004
  • Image representing post: The Marvellous Breadfish

    The Marvellous Breadfish

    Tell me, have you seen the marvellous breadfish?

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    • 10 comments
    • posted 20 September, 2004

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